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Post by fandude on Nov 20, 2008 20:50:19 GMT -5
-Whose Line hoedown piano-
Have to come on Deal every single year But it's the banker who i truly fear.. It's not my fault if i show a little class.. Every time I do, he seems to f**k me up the ass!
Models in supporting corner: f**k me up the ass!!!!
NO DEAL!
1 and 9.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 11, 2008 0:36:29 GMT -5
Dammit... Since when did we get a piano on the set? Oh, well. #1. Claudia!
Claudia: People are still bitching about how Drew's job on The Price is Right sucks. Leave. Drew. ALONE!
Uh, is something wrong? Or are you having one of those day nightmares?
Claudia: Drew is ten times the man that Barker will ever be. He's making a name for himself, and people think he sucks!
Why don't you just open your case for me before you get on the man's case again...
$25,000
Okay, that's not bad. Let's go to #6. Patricia, all eyes are focused on you.
Patricia: That's not a bad thought. If all eyes were on me, they'd be looking at my good parts.
I think I know what those are.
Patricia: You're good at this whole guessing game. I'm sure they love me since I went ahead and shaved...
You know what? Just open the case before we go straight to HBO next season.
$100,000
Ouch. The end.
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Post by fandude on Dec 11, 2008 14:48:47 GMT -5
It's Ok. I still got some big amounts left.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 12, 2008 22:13:13 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [15] [16] [7] [12] [4]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000 Round Two: $296,000 Round Three: $185,000 Round Four: $169,000
*The phone rings, scaring Patricia as she walks to the supporter's corner.*
Patricia: Holy (s-bomb)! *runs quicker to corner*
Dammit, idiot. Someone's going to want revenge for that; you know that, right?
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: Just can't handle those middle amounts, can you, Nate? What a tangled web you have woven for yourself. I've got an idea. Why don't you just move back with your dog? Although that would give you new meaning to "screwing the pooch". And then, take $188,000 for your time.
I'm not sure I even want to see that term taken literally. Here's the deal. You take the offer, which I'm surprised went up, or you open one case in the next round. Some good amounts are still on the board. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Dec 13, 2008 1:18:17 GMT -5
Banker.
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!
no deal!
Case 12.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 14, 2008 11:41:51 GMT -5
We're going to look inside #12... Lauren! That's you!
Lauren: I don't want anyone to look inside me. I'd rather have someone feel inside me.
In English, please?
Lauren: Where's Neko? I'm sure he'd love to start feeling me, both outside and inside...
Welcome to Deal or No Deal, only on the Spice Channel! Open the case!
$10,000
That's okay. Not a bad round.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 16, 2008 22:11:53 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [15] [16] [7] [4]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000 Round Two: $296,000 Round Three: $185,000 Round Four: $169,000 Round Five: $188,000
*The phone rings immediately. Mandy stares into Nate's eyes.*
Well, I wonder what Domino's is doing calling the studio? 'Don't call us, we'll call you?'
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: You keep playing like that, Nate, and you're heading for a fall. In fact I can give you one right now. *pulls a handle and a vat of cola syrup falls on him* Ha ha ha ha. The pause that refreshes. Okay, so you want an offer? Fine. $235,000!
Ooh... We're not talking chump change, that's for sure. So you do know that if you don't take the offer, you're still opening one case, right? Well, you do now. So your options are fairly obvious. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Dec 16, 2008 22:35:00 GMT -5
no deal!
and you have to get this suit dry cleaned!
-hands suit to a model, stands behind the "desk" in a swimsuit-
Case 15. PLEASE be $10!
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 17, 2008 19:36:48 GMT -5
#15... Brooke, we turn to you.
Brooke: Mandy, I wasn't sure what to get you for Christmas this year, so I got you the mantourage in bed!
Sounds great. I think I'm going to get you the Banker and a pair of scissors.
Brooke: Stupid (f-bomb)nut's going to get his balls chopped off. Bobbitt style, bitch!
Merry Christmas, Banker! Open the case, Brooke!
$400,000
*bites lip* Ooh, not good.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 20, 2008 1:54:59 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [16] [7] [4]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000 Round Two: $296,000 Round Three: $185,000 Round Four: $169,000 Round Five: $188,000 Round Six: $235,000
*The phone once again rings immediately.*
Damn. This moron knows how to make a rough game even rougher.
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: I really don't see what Brooke has to hate about me. I'm really a nice guy deep down. For instance, I can tell you that her Muff style went out with those Vanessa Hudgens pictures... *audience boos* Oh, yes, Fandude? Nice job knocking out that $400,000. You're not worthy of this honor, but hey... I'll give you $194,000 just to go fly a kite in a lightning storm. You'll be your own Ben Franklin.
Really? Did we need to bring in some overrated piece of Disney garbage? *shudders* Nate, you know the deal. You either take the cash right now, or you open one more case. The choices aren't hard. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Dec 20, 2008 2:20:07 GMT -5
good luck getting THIS out of your head banker!
-does the "spank" dance without his swimsuit for 30 seconds in the banker's direction-
DEAL!
I'd opened 4 and 16 after.
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Post by Mandoli on Dec 20, 2008 14:24:15 GMT -5
DEAL: $194,000
Okay, so if you were to go on, you would have opened #4 next. Keltie, open your case.
$50,000
Whoo. Maybe that wasn't a good idea? You wanted #16 next. Lisa #2, open the case.
$750,000
Well, that one ends on a high note. Because your case had...
$75,000
Congratuation,s you made a good deal. Sara, open your case.
$10
That's all the time we have for now. See you next time when I try to make another person a millionaire while trying to keep this show off of Spice. Take care!
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