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Post by Mandoli on Oct 19, 2008 0:39:19 GMT -5
Lisa, get your unclothed self down here with that case!
*Lisa takes her case and makes the short journey to Mandy and Nate. She hands Mandy the case and then wraps her arms around Nate tightly.*
Lisa: I hope you do really good!
*Lisa gives Nate a kiss on the lips before walking off.*
Well... Someone knows how to give a case to the hostess. Okay, Nate. Give me six numbers, and we'll get them out of the way right here and now.
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Post by fandude on Oct 19, 2008 12:33:14 GMT -5
13, 20, 26, 6, 22, and 17.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 21, 2008 22:09:35 GMT -5
Let's get this game going! #13. Leyla, that's you!
Leyla: I can't believe he wants to get rid of me first. Outrageous!
Maybe he wants the unlucky curse to rid itself...
Leyla: I'm unlucky? (s-bomb), I'm as lucky as a troll doll. Just rub the hair that's covering my...
I think I know where this is going. Open the case!
$200
Now that's a good way to start this off. To #20. Hey, Alike!
Alike: I think I'm going to go to college to become an athletic trainer.
Do I want to know where this is going?
Alike: That way, I could see guys with nothing on! It would be the best part of the job!
I thought that was what you were going to say. Open that case.
$1,000
I'm loving this. Up to #26 with Lindsay!
Lindsay: I want to start singing something Salt 'N Pepa.
Wait a minute. I know what they sing! Which song?
Lindsay: Oh, probably one of either Let's Talk About Sex, Whatta Man, and my personal favorite... Shoop.
And I know what it means to make a person want to "shoop". Go ahead and open the case!
$25
Damn, the small numbers just keep on coming. Okay, down to #6. That's Megan.
Megan: I think something is wrong with Miss Sara here. She won't say anything to me and hasn't since last Friday.
Oh, really? What happened?
Megan: I don't know. I was in the dressing room, making out with Katie, and for some reason, Sara came by. She clearly didn't like it.
I think I found the problem. We've got the nymphs back in action! Open the case!
$500
Holy love of God. Nice! Okay, back upwards! #22; I'm looking at you, Crystal!
Crystal: Uh... What's a nymph?
You don't know what a nymph is? Okay, well... One definition is a semi-divine human being. On one side of the coin is a beautiful gal, while the other side shows us that she can be a total party babe.
Crystal: Ah! I get it! *slides next to Aubrie; hugs and presses against her* Is that what it is?
You're doing a good job already! Open the case!
$100
Whoo! I love this round! Now down to #17. Ending the round with Jenelle!
Jenelle: I want to make out with a flock of cheerleaders!
Well, who would you like me to get? I don't personally know of any that will come on such short notice.
Jenelle: Where are all of they?
That's a good question. Let me try to find the answer to that while you open your case.
$5
What a way to end this round. In style!
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Post by fandude on Oct 21, 2008 23:21:01 GMT -5
Leyla, get your sexy self in my supporter's corner.. and the rest of you!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 23, 2008 14:57:33 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [21] [23] [24] [25] [14] [15] [16] [18] [19] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [1] [2] [4] [5]
*The phone rings as Jenelle picks up her case to head over to the supporter's corner.*
Oh, look who's here! You know what it's time for. The first offer.
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button*
Banker: Oh, so the wannabe Banker is now a wannabe millionaire? Alright, I see your game. I'm willing to play it, but while you're trying for your Princess Peach, keep in mind, you're ugly as a goomba! Ha ha ha ha. Okay, hang on... I have a colon cleanser right here. *farts* Offer? $203,000!
And that's a very good offer to begin the game with. Already in six figures, and well into that range. You know you can take the cash and run, but if you don't do it, say goodbye to five more cases. How adventurous are you? Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Oct 23, 2008 22:37:03 GMT -5
Isn't it time to give your boyfriend a Dirty Sanchez Banker?
NO DEAL.
Next cases: 2, 10, 18, 21, and 25. ! COME ON DOWN!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 23, 2008 23:54:51 GMT -5
That's a lot of money to turn down... You know that, right? Anyway, #2's first. Stacey, go ahead.
Stacey: I want to see Lisa Gleave and Ursula just make out right here.
You want to see what?
Stacey: That's right. I want them to just make out right here and now.
The nymphs certainly have returned. Open the case!
$200,000
Ouch. That's not good. Okay, maybe #10 will have something little for us. Anya, what do you have?
Anya: I have a sweet spot.
A sweet spot. You mean a sweet tooth?
Anya: No, a sweet spot. I wanted to know if you could lick my...
Oh, hell no! I may be a female, but I'm not doing that stuff! Find Neko or someone! Just open your case.
$750
Better. Better! Okay, now up to #18 with Marisa.
Marisa: On behalf of all of the models here today, I'd like to congratulate Patrice on his first goal of the season. About damn time it came to you.
*The audience applauds; some stand up.*
Patrice: Oh, thanks. Appreciate it.
Marisa: Could you give me Milan's number so he could give me hitting tips? That glass breaking hit was crazy!
Please tell me you'd like to do the "hitting" on the ice. Open your case.
$1
Now that's a number I'd like to hit off the board! Okay, to #21. Tameka, are you going to become all nymphlike here?
Tameka: My latest earworm is Addicted by Saving Abel.
That is a good song, you do know that?
Tameka: Of course! I'd like to be between the sheets with about a few of the girls here...
Whoa. Too much information. Just open the case?
$50
Whoo! Redeeming yourself after that first huge amount off of the board! Let's finish this up on a high note. #25. Hayley...
Hayley: I need help. I need you to find the comb in my hair.
Knowing you, it's not in the hair on your head.
Hayley: How'd you know? I knew you'd guess that it was in the hair on my...
Just open the case!
$5,000
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 30, 2008 12:28:06 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [23] [24] [14] [15] [16] [19] [7] [8] [9] [11] [12] [1] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000
*The girls who opened cases join Nate as the phone rings.*
Leyla: You've been rubbing my hair, haven't you?
I'm pretty sure it's the hair on the top of your head, hun. It seems to be working.
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: Well, I admit when I'm beat. But I'm not beat yet. I just have one thing to say to you... How long do you think you can keep knocking out the low values? Why don't you do the smart thing, little boy, and take $296,000!
Now that's a pretty good second offer. Not a huge increase, but I think we can all take it. That's in front of you if you want it, but you'd have to open four cases if you don't. Pressure's on. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Oct 30, 2008 14:33:26 GMT -5
$4,000 too low Banker.
-wires his Iphone to the studio as the speakers blare "Never gonna give you up-
NO DEAL!
Let's hope these are the last 4 low amounts..
8, 14, 19, and 24.
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Post by Mandoli on Nov 10, 2008 18:23:22 GMT -5
Let's make this round a good round. #8's up first. That's Mariela!
Mariela: Quiero el sexo caliente ahora.
Uh, repeat yourself for me?
Mariela: Ensámbleme con Anya y Pilar para la mejor noche de su vida.
I don't know what you just said, but just open the case!
$1,000,000
Oh. That's not good. To #14. Pilar, you know what she said?
Pilar: Something about hot sex and joining Anya and myself for the best night of your life. I think.
Mariela: ¡Sí!
Pilar: I'm thinking about taking her up on that offer. That is, of course, if Anya agrees.
It's going to be a wild night, indeed. You want to open your case?
$500,000
*The audience begins to groan.*
Instead of another Spanish lesson, here's some French for you. Merde foutue. #19. Amanza, save this round.
Amanza: I'll try. I'd tell you to rub the hair I've got, but I don't have any for you to rub.
Are you saying that I rub smooth skin that's located in the usual spot? That's an awkward request.
Amanza: It'll be better than rubbing Leyla's rug!
While I smell a catfight in progress, go ahead and open your case!
$75
That's much better! Finally, we go to #24. Kelly, what do you have for us?
Kelly: *singing* Sweet home, Alabama...
Uh, hun? You a huge Lynyrd Skynyrd fan?
Kelly: Hell yeah! Favorite song is Sweet Home Alabama. You should listen to it sometime. Sans clothing, of course.
I'd prefer to listen to it with everything on, but whatever's comfortable with you, I guess. Open your case.
1¢
The round's not a complete loss. But it still sucks.
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Post by Mandoli on Nov 14, 2008 12:09:44 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [23] [15] [16] [7] [9] [11] [12] [1] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000 Round Two: $296,000
*The phone rings instantly. Mandy slams down the speakerphone button.*
Banker: You never fail to impress me, Nate. I concede that your case picking skills are truly a work of art. Ah, who am I kidding? You just plain suck. I'll tell you what... Why don't you go back to Kentucky with your favorite animal, Dolly, that cloned sheep, and take $185,000 with you. Oh, by the way... The security guard said you did him in the butt and didn't give him a reach-around.
I hope you didn't do the security guard, because I recently hired the mantourage to make sure that we've got no psychos running amok around the studio. Okay, Nate. If you don't take the offer in front of you, you are forced to open up three cases. If you open the cases, don't open up the huge amounts. What are you going to do? Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Nov 14, 2008 23:09:48 GMT -5
No, you're the one that that did the guard up the ass! Cristine of Lacuna coil now walks at an angle because of me.
NO DEAL!
5, 11, 23.
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Post by Mandoli on Nov 17, 2008 20:19:26 GMT -5
It's the three cases, then. Well, we'll go to #5 first. That's Ursula.
Ursula: It's going to be myself and Lisa Gleave in bed all night long.
I thought you two were just going to make out. Change of plans?
Ursula: We'll make out at the end of the game. Then it's to the bed for some passionate love making.
Oooh, oo-ooh wee... The wild night is calling. Open the case!
$300,000
Ouch. Not good. Okay. #11. Katie, we need some low numbers.
Katie: Finally, another season of America's Next Top Model is almost over.
Still don't like Tyra, huh?
Katie: She can kiss my ass. I don't see what she doesn't see in me!
I'm betting she sees what's not on you. Just open your case.
$400
Better! Finish this round off with Aubrie and #23.
Aubrie: I think it's time for a new good luck charm. How about you rub some of my hair, Nate?
I'm going to assume that it's not the hair on your head.
Aubrie: How'd you know it was the hair that's down on my...
Oh, Christ! FCC's going to be on patrol next time! Open your case!
$300
The round's not a total loss. Some low amounts off of the board, there.
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Post by fandude on Nov 17, 2008 22:06:23 GMT -5
-runs up to Aubrie, rubs her hair- Call me Later
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Post by Mandoli on Nov 20, 2008 12:00:17 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [3]
Cases Remaining [15] [16] [7] [9] [12] [1] [4]
Previous Offers Round One: $203,000 Round Two: $296,000 Round Three: $185,000
*The girls join Nate down in the supporters' corner. Aubrie begins to feel hot after letting Nate rub her hair as the phone rings.*
Aubrie: Goddamned party pooper!
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: The only thing louder than your mouth is that fart that came out after you knocked out $300 large. So now that we've established that, it's time for you to go back to middle school. Maybe there you'll pick up that dream date you always talk about. Granted, you'll find her old ass sitting and running the place, which you like so much. Okay, that one was a little too cold, but not as cold as this one: $169,000!
Whoa. That was too much information. I know that's probably not your type. But as you can tell, the offer went down. If you say no to that, it's time to send two more girls over to cheer you on. Deal? Or no deal?
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