PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Aug 30, 2008 23:58:33 GMT -5
I'm really, really sorry, Mandy, for taking so long.
But I'm not sorry to you, Banker! A round like that, and you don't hit 6 didgits? NO DEAL!
Next 5: 9, 23, 20, 1, and 22!
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Sept 3, 2008 15:16:11 GMT -5
I'm really, really sorry, Mandy, for taking so long. That's okay. Now, I guess I'm the one who has to apologize. I want to make sure I've got two things done and out of the way before I do the next round. It will come tonight. Hold on!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Sept 21, 2008 14:34:17 GMT -5
Mandy, I don't mean to be rude, but it's been over 2 weeks. Have you forgotten this game?
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Post by Mandoli on Sept 23, 2008 19:43:54 GMT -5
Mandy, I don't mean to be rude, but it's been over 2 weeks. Have you forgotten this game? No. I've just been wicked busy. (Christ, another excuse.) I'll get this game going in a week. Okay? Promise.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 1, 2008 2:08:06 GMT -5
OK, but it's been a week since you posted that.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 2, 2008 12:46:34 GMT -5
OK, but it's been a week since you posted that. Expect the thing done tonight. Promise!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 2, 2008 23:38:04 GMT -5
Okay, let's get this second round on the road. For the sake of time constraints, I told the girls to keep their mouths shut for this round only. With that said, time to open some cases. Patricia's first! Open the case.
$200
Nice. Now over to Aubrie. What do you have in there?
$200,000
Ouch. Not good. Okay, let's redeem that. Alike, please open the case and put a smile on Ryan's face.
$400,000
Double ouch. Moving on, I guess. Claudia, show me the low money. Open the case!
$25
Better! Much better! Finishing off the round is Lianna. Please end this round on a high note.
$75
And that's how we do things around here. A so-so round. The big man upstairs must love you for knocking out two huge amounts.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 3, 2008 21:21:06 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [24] [25] [26] [15] [16] [17] [7] [10] [12] [13] [2] [3] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $94,000
*Mandy now has the mantourage out of their paid seats and up with her on stage. They start talking about events that will occur after the filming of the game.*
So, you really think I'm going to be able to do all of that...?
*The phone rings. The quartet give the Banker a death glare before Mandy allows Patrice to press the speakerphone button. He does.*
Banker: Two big ones and three little ones. I don't know what to do with you... Either fart at you or introduce you to my banker friends. They all need a job now that WaMu was bought out.
*Frankie rolls his eyes while snapping his hand together, calling the Banker a chatterbox.*
Banker (continued): So you want an offer? Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you take $131,000 and just get lost. If this round is any indication of your game play, you can't be too good at picking cases.
And yeah. So that's where we stand. You know what happens. You either take $131,000 and let Satan up there stink up the studio, or you can put the kaibosh on the offer and choose four more cases. What's the choice? Deal? Or no deal?
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 4, 2008 14:33:38 GMT -5
What, your banker friends couldn't get new jobs at J.P. Morgan? Figures as much.
And that offer? Just plain cheap. NO DEAL!
Next 4: 3, 7, 15, and 25!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 4, 2008 15:37:48 GMT -5
Okay, got time to talk to these gals. Starting this round off with Lisa!
Lisa: *says nothing while making passionate love with Stacey*
Uh... Lisa? Lisa? LISA?
Lisa: *breaks liplock* Oh, sorry 'bout that. I didn't know I was picked.
Yeah, you were picked. I know what you're doing, so before you go back to that, I want you to open that case!
$300
Very nice! Okay, now over to Sara. Sara's still got that youth look to her. Whoa... Hun? What are you doing?
Sara: Oh! Sorry, Mandy! I look like I'm 12 or something. FCC gave me a note before the show started and told me to cover up.
Christ, you're not too young. Get out of those clothes and open your case.
*Sara removes her shirt and bra, shaking her goods for the audience. They cheer while she opens her case.*
$300,000
Ouch. Not good. Okay, up to Brooke!
Brooke: You want to know something? I think I know what you guys are going to be doing after the game.
How do you know?
Brooke: 'Cause I was listening while you were clearly discussing your plans, silly.
Shoot. Thanks for telling me. Okay, do good and open that case of yours.
$500,000
Whoa. Do not want. Fine then. Hayley, save this round for us, please!
Hayley: I'll try for you. Oh, one more thing. Did you see the newest piercing I got?
Must I even ask where it is? You know that I can see the shiny thing at your...
Hayley: I knew you knew where that was! I'll open the case now.
$750,000
I think I'm going to cry now. You know that offer's going to be lower than the last one.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 4, 2008 18:30:52 GMT -5
Wow. From a strong protection block to what can barely be called a safety net.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 4, 2008 23:54:35 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [24] [26] [16] [17] [10] [12] [13] [2] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $94,000 Round Two: $131,000
*The room is so silent, you could hear a pin drop. Patrice whispers in Mandy's ear; continuing the discussion they had before the last phone call. Mandy nods in sensual approval as the phone rings.*
Well, guess who that would be?
*Mandy slams two of the fingers on her right hand on top of the speakerphone button.*
Banker: So, Frankie doesn't like my chit-chat. Why don't you go to Hollywood and show everyone your true colors? And I think we both know what I mean.
*Frankie steps inbetween Patrice and Mandy and whispers something in Mandy's ear. Mandy glances at the Banker in his booth, then glances at Frankie as if to say that she approves of his idea.*
Banker (continued): I'll keep this short and sweet for Ryan. You suck. Take $68,000 and just leave; oh, yeah, and send that Sara up to my booth. I'd like to balance her checkbook.
Yes, there's your offer. It's either the cash, which is $68,000, or another no deal and another three cases opened. I think you know what your options are at this point. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by fandude on Oct 5, 2008 1:13:59 GMT -5
Can I play next game?
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 5, 2008 1:43:13 GMT -5
Yeah. Just remind me somewhere after Ryan's game, and I'll make sure you're next to play.
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 5, 2008 22:16:19 GMT -5
Banker, I'd never do that to Sara. NO DEAL!
Next 3 (please let the low numbers come up now): 24, 2, and.....13.
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