Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 9, 2007 22:42:41 GMT -5
5¢ $5 $25 $50 $125 $250 $375 $500 $1,000 $1,500 $2,000 $2,500 $3,750 $5,000 $25,000 $50,000 $125,000 $250,000 $375,000 $500,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,500,000 $3,750,000 $5,000,000
Selected Case: [10]
Cases Remaining [26] [16] [8]
Previous Offers Round One: $149,000 Round Two: $354,000 Round Three: $680,000 Round Four: $1,400,000 Round Five: $723,000 Round Six: $965,000
*The studio is empty. All of a sudden, the phone abruptly rings.*
I'll get that. *presses speakerphone* Uh... Hello?
Banker: I'm so glad this phone had Smellovision installed on it! *farts* Nothing screams "loser round" like me giving the sorry contestant an offer and then giving the audience another reason to head for the exits. *farts again* Oh, I'm sorry for being such a suckwad, but should I give Casanova his offer? Okay... $602,000. Now get out of my hair!
Okay then. Before we have to go through more from Smellovision, I should really ask you if this is the time to quit. You still have three good values left, but the downside to it is that those three could still be up on the stairs. What's it going to be, Steve -- deal? Or no deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Oct 10, 2007 13:09:17 GMT -5
You know what? I love the girls and they're all invited to my party. I love this game but I am a coward! DEAL!
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 11, 2007 0:16:27 GMT -5
And he's stopping where he is!
DEAL: $602,000
Okay, here's where we find out what your case had in it. If you had said no deal to this, what would have been your next choice?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Oct 11, 2007 9:35:29 GMT -5
Easy. 26.
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 0:48:09 GMT -5
Whatever happened with this game, Mandy? Did I throw away a big case amount for a change? LOL.
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 21, 2008 0:49:20 GMT -5
After almost a year, I totally don't remember now. I have zero idea what happened to the notepad thing I was using. I think you were going to have only $5 in your case. So you made a good deal.
I promise not to screw up and whatnot, so if someone's willing to try this again, be my guest.
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Aug 21, 2008 3:25:42 GMT -5
I would be glad to make a deal with you, Mandy, and I will also try not to screw up through this thing.
(For the latter part, I'm not just talking about the DOND game. Now we're both done.)
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 22, 2008 0:15:52 GMT -5
Cool! Let me get the Banker all squared away with the values of the cases (I've done it through random.org so that I don't have to worry about shuffling 26 pieces of paper all over the place). When I get confirmation that the Banker is ready, we'll start. Sending the Banker the case value list now.
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 23, 2008 2:29:20 GMT -5
Welcome to the game, Ryan! You know how this works. 26 cases are in front of you, with values ranging from the top prize of one million dollars all the way to a single penny. You don't want to walk out of here with that penny. Pennies are bad. You want that million bucks.
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Choose a case, and that model will be walking down here with nothing but a smile and a pair of heels on. The FCC loved us last time, and they're going to love us again. (Where's the mantourage when you need them? It's not a party without them.)
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Aug 23, 2008 12:11:42 GMT -5
I love making the FCC love us! I also love the models' wrdrobe, and I think I'll check Katie's out up-close!
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 23, 2008 20:04:26 GMT -5
And that would be #11. Katie, come on down!
*Katie walks down with the case. She hands it off to Mandy once she arrives, and proceeds to hug and give good luck to Ryan before walking off the set.*
And that's how we roll around here. Why don't you pick six cases, and let's get this game underway.
(I'm using the model lineup that Neko's got in his game, if you guys want to know.)
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Aug 24, 2008 19:45:06 GMT -5
I'll take cases 21, 14, 18, 6, 8, and 19!
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 25, 2008 21:08:04 GMT -5
Starting on the top row with #21. Tameka, welcome back!
Tameka: Great to be back! Why such a long hiatus?
Ah, stuff got in the way of getting the game done. Since I have a little bit of free time inbetween now and the end of the year, I think one or two full games could actually work out.
Tameka: Bedroom games?
Neko? I didn't bring those kinds of games in the conversation, but if you insist that stuff like that happens, be my guest. Open the case!
$1,000
Nice to see this game start off on the right foot! Now over to #14. Oh, Pilar...
Pilar: Did Tameka say something about bedroom games? I'm not clueless, since I know that would involve a 27-some.
With who as the extra person?
Pilar: We need to get a guy in here...
Not the mantourage. They're taken. Just open the case, sweetie.
$750
Again, solid. To #18 and Marisa!
Marisa: Man, all of this talk about the magical word in the bed is making me horny. Perhaps I need to get out my dress.
You're already out of everything except heels! The FCC's going to hear about this if someone finds out we're talking about horny girls.
Marisa: Ah, the magic of a little talk. Time to open this sucker up.
Sounds like a good idea.
$1
Holy crap. Awesome. Now down to #6. Megan, what do you have for us?
Megan: I've got some cartwheels to show you. I've been practicing.
Are we all exhibitionists? Okay, let's see what you can do.
*Megan steps down from stairs and does a cartwheel in front of Mandy. The censor bars are not visible.*
Deal or No Deal in PPV. Love it. Open the case!
$5,000
I love this round. One step up to #8. Lauren!
Lauren: PPV? What's that?
It's something you pay for so you can watch movies and other things. Some stuff is uncensored. Like this program, apparently.
Lauren: Great, because there's a new piercing I got while the hiatus was taking place. I got one a piercing on my...
I think I know where it is. Just open the case. Please?
$75,000
Okay, but not completely horrible. Finally, to #19. Mylinda, welcome back!
Mylinda: Nice to see you again! Hey, did you notice that I straightened out my hair?
I thought your hair was always straight.
Mylinda: No, I meant the hair on my...
AGAIN? Oh, hun, open the case for me!
1¢
I'm seeing at least five figures for this first offer.
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 26, 2008 23:28:49 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [15] [16] [17] [20] [7] [9] [10] [12] [13] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
*Mandy stands in front of Ryan. She spots the mantourage sitting in the ninth row of seats near the staircase leading to the Banker's office. Upon noticing this, she attempts to draw contact towards her, hoping they'd notice.*
Damn, not working out. Ho, hum.
*The phone rings. Mandy sighs.*
Guess what? The IRS just called. Kidding; it's the Banker. And you know what he's trying to do. He's trying to buy that case from you for as little as possible. Instead of picking up the phone here, we press that speakerphone button. Makes life easier.
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: Nice cartwheel. I'm loving this. Okay, you think you're a hot shot since you left the top seven amounts in play. Offer? $94,000. That ought to make you sweat like a turkey during the third week of November.
*Mandy hangs up.*
Okay, well that's a great offer. You can either take the money and run, or you can go on. If you go on, it's five more cases for you to open. So what do you say? Deal? Or no deal?
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on Aug 30, 2008 21:31:21 GMT -5
Hey, Ryan. I'm going to give you until when I get home tomorrow to make up your mind. If you don't reply by the time I get back here, you're taking the deal in the above post.
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