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Post by Mandoli on Oct 6, 2008 0:29:11 GMT -5
Three cases it is! Starting with... Kelly!
Kelly: You know what song I have stuck in my head? Tom Sawyer by Rush.
That song does kick a lot of ass, let me tell you.
Kelly: If that Tom Sawyer fellow was a gorgeous cutie, I'd like to do a few things to him in private.
I'm liking what you're thinking. Take care of something for me and open your case.
$500
Better than the last round! Okay, now over to Stacey.
Stacey: That was the greatest makeout session I've ever had with Lisa.
So what are you planning on doing as soon as you reveal the amount in your case?
Stacey: A lot. Some of it will be on this stage after the game ends.
And that includes...
Stacey: Stuff that shouldn't be mentioned in front of the kiddies!
IFLY, Stacey. Now open your case.
$10,000
Okay, I'll take it. Now up to Leyla.
Leyla: I want Eric Clapton to come knocking on my door.
You want him to sing you a song while you're at it?
Leyla: Yeah. You know... The one that has "you've got me on my knees" in it.
Ah. I know what you're talking about.
Leyla: Anybody could get on their knees so they could...
Whoa. Too much information there! Just open the case!
$5
A very good round you had there!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 6, 2008 12:33:37 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [26] [16] [17] [10] [12] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $94,000 Round Two: $131,000 Round Three: $68,000
*Mandy is sitting on top of the desk, with one leg under the rest of her. The family section has been brought over to the main stage and the mantourage is sitting on the couch. The phone rings.*
Well, well, well. Guess who's here to call us?
*Mandy reaches over to the phone and presses the speakerphone button with her middle finger.*
Banker: Ooh, so you're whispering. Well, let me give you something to talk about!
*A stink bomb goes off behind the couch where the mantourage is sitting. The boys get up and run behind Ryan.*
Banker (continued): Ha ha ha ha! The only thing that stinks worse than that bomb is your playing. Oh, you did decent that round, but your safety net is toast. I'm going to see how far you can take it. Do you have enough guts to continue? If not, take $126,000 and just beat it like a lonely teenager on a Saturday night... Something I'm sure you're familiar with.
Sarcasm alert: I'm so scared. End the sarcasm alert. Okay, options here: Taking the cash is great, but if you don't do that, you only have to open two more cases. There is that chance of knocking out the two top amounts left on the board if you don't take the money. I know you're thinking hard, but I need a decision. Deal? Or no deal?
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 8, 2008 1:00:14 GMT -5
NO DEAL!
Next 2: 26 and 12.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 8, 2008 20:37:06 GMT -5
I thought the offer wasn't appealing. So we're opening some more cases instead. Lindsay, you're up!
Lindsay: I thought I'd consider a part-time job to go along with opening all of these cases. I was thinking about becoming a ballgirl.
Oh. You mean at a place like Dodger Stadium? Awesome.
Lindsay: No way! The only balls I'd like to work with belong to...
I think I know where you're going with that. Open the case!
$100,000
Oh, crap. It's not even a safety net anymore. Ouch. Okay, save this round for me, Jill!
Jill: Can I join Lindsay as a ballgirl? She could cover one side, and I could cover the other.
I don't think you get the picture of what she means by that.
*Lindsay goes down to Jill and whispers in her ear. Jill grins.*
Jill: That's a much better job description! Sign me up immediately!
Man, oh man. We've got some real hot women here. Open the case?
$400
Now see? That wasn't so bad!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 9, 2008 13:09:31 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [16] [17] [10] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $94,000 Round Two: $131,000 Round Three: $68,000 Round Four: $126,000
*The phone rings almost immediately after the round. Mandy looks around in utter shock as she presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: Ooh, I know I'd like to ball them both. That would give new meaning to the term "batter up". But right now I have to take out some trash. You know, I don't think Patrice's uniform is yellow enough...
*The Banker pushes a button in his booth. A steel bin lowers over the studio, about as wide as one person. The Banker moves the bin around so it is square over Patrice. Another button is pushed, and yellow fluid pours on Patrice.*
Patrice: Ack! What the hell is this stuff? I'm going to have to change now. *sniffs jersey* This stuff is abnormal...
Banker: Oh, don't be such a baby. That's not pee. I poured 14 gallons of lemon-lime Gatorade. As for Ryan, how thin can you take that safety net? Why don't you grow a pair? Better yet, cluck on out of here with $155,000.
Okay, cleanup on the studio. We have to make sure that Gatorade -- and that better be Gatorade and not pee like you claimed... *sniffs Patrice's jersey* I'm not sure who I can believe. My own nose or the Banker. Anyway, the offer's on the table. If you don't take it, you're at the point in the game where you only have to open one case at a time. Which isn't a bad thing. What would you like to do. Deal? Or no deal?
Patrice: What about me?
We'll have to get you cleaned up as well. Okay, start getting out of that liquid-covered clothing...
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 9, 2008 13:42:36 GMT -5
Unlike you, Banker, I've got guts. I don't need to hide in a booth and cower behind weak offers to try and save money. Anya, please show me a low number now and don't make me regret saying NO DEAL!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 9, 2008 19:45:30 GMT -5
*Patrice goes off stage to get into some dry clothes.*
While he's going to get into something more comfortable (and less obnoxiously smelling), let's get to a case. Anya, that would be you.
Anya: If I've got a low value in here, I'm going to strip and remain that way for the next five games!
Um... You're already next to bare arsed. Could you think of another bet that you could make with yourself?
Anya: Okay. If I have the big bucks in my case, I'm going to remain clothed for the next game.
That's quite an offer you've got there. Want to open your case for me? End the suspense?
Anya: Sure. *opens her case slowly* Oh, crap. Someone's not going to be happy around these parts.
$1,000,000
Ouch. Do not want.
Anya: I'll go gather something a little more PG-13 for the next game.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 11, 2008 1:59:51 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Selected Case: [11]
Cases Remaining [16] [17] [4] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $94,000 Round Two: $131,000 Round Three: $68,000 Round Four: $126,000 Round Five: $155,000
*For the second round in a row, the phone rings way too quickly for Mandy's tastes. She slams down on the speakerphone button on the first ring.*
Banker: Awww... what's the matter, Anya? Too much to drink. I already took care of Frankie and Patrice, now it's time to give Marty some excitement.
*A loud barking sound is heard. Upon hearing it, Marty jumps backward and nearly into Mandy's arms.*
Marty: What the hell is that?
Banker: That's Satan, my Doberman Pincher. He's been known to bite rather violently if provoked. *talks to the dog* Good boy. *talks back to the crew* I fed him some baked beans prior to the last offer. I'm sure it's really foul smelling, but you know what stinks worse? Ryan's playing. Nothing makes me happier than you knocking out the million. That said, I still have to make you an offer. $14,000.
*Patrice comes back into the studio, now wearing some more casual clothes, consisting of a t-shirt and khaki cargo shorts.*
Patrice: What the hell is that thing?
That is the most ugliest dog I've seen in my life. Warning: Do not feed. But back to more important matters... Ryan, that's not a good offer. You know you're still working with only one case if you don't take what little is out there. You know what's coming. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Oct 11, 2008 14:17:07 GMT -5
Screw it. DEAL.
I would've picked 17, then 4, then 16, and I wouldn't have swapped.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 11, 2008 21:44:49 GMT -5
$14,000
Well, these would have been the amounts you would have knocked off of the board.
17 -- $10 4 -- $100 16 -- $25,000
So you would have had either $50,000 or $50. And since you wouldn't have wanted to swap, you would have taken home whatever's in this case. Ryan, you made a good deal, because your case held $50.
Good playing. Another player is needed!
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Post by fandude on Oct 14, 2008 17:08:42 GMT -5
Did I hear my name?
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 15, 2008 0:01:40 GMT -5
I think you're the next contestant up!
All you have to do is tell us a little bit about yourself. I'm making up the value list to send to the Banker. As soon as the Banker confirms that we're ready, we're starting.
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Post by fandude on Oct 15, 2008 0:55:31 GMT -5
Shurrellly you know me by now, but here's the skinny.
22 year old college student, Need some cash for a special lady (or ladies) in my life.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 18, 2008 23:36:05 GMT -5
Okay, I hope you do good for whomever's in your life.
You know the drill. 26 cases stand in front of you, each with a value in them. Highest amount of cash you can go home with is a cool $1,000,000. Or you could win as little as a single cent.
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Again, most of the girls are wearing nothing but high heels and a smile; just the way we like things around here. (The Banker can kiss their ass, and that's in the figurative sense.) The only one that has anything other than just heels on is Anya, and I think you can watch the tape of the last game to figure out why this is the case.
Nate, choose a number and get this party started.
(I'm going to assume the Banker has the values for this game.)
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Post by fandude on Oct 18, 2008 23:57:48 GMT -5
Let's take Lisa.
3!
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