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Post by Mandoli on May 2, 2009 1:36:23 GMT -5
Uh, NO DEAL.
5.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 2, 2009 1:56:10 GMT -5
#5... Ursula!
Ursula: Oh sweetie! I've missed you!
Ursula runs off the stage and right into the arms of Lisa. The two don't say anything but start making out
Neko: That's hot. I think we've officially got the love connection back on.
Lisa: But honey... why? Why were you sleeping with half the girls in the city?
Ursula: Oh honey... it was only because I wanted to learn even more techniques with you. Besides that, the other half of the girls were out on dates!
Neko: How romantic is that? Open the case!
$400
You. Are. Good!
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 2, 2009 2:03:26 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [13], [18]
::phone rings:: Oh boy, what is he up to now? ::pushes speakerphone button::
Banker: How far are you going to take the ride, Mandy? I know you're quivering around all this nudity. That's why this offer is made for you! 9.1 million dollars!
$9,100,000[/color]
Neko: Not. Nice. Okay.. the offer stands at $9.1 million. If you push that button and say DEAL, I'll hand you all that dough. If you say NO DEAL, another case must be opened before you can deal with him again. My question to you... Deal... or No...
::phone rings::
Neko: What is it? Oh man, that was really uncalled for!
He farted into the phone and told me to replay it for you. No I will not, Mr. Banker! ::speakerphone button comes on and
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
sound is heard::
Neko: I've often wondered if he eats beans prior to calling you. Anyways, Deal or No Deal to $9.1 Million?
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Mandoli
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Post by Mandoli on May 5, 2009 0:53:04 GMT -5
Doesn't hurt me a bit. NO DEAL.
At least I leave with six figures, regardless of if I take the case or the money.
18. It's probably the big money. And I don't care.
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 5, 2009 22:38:25 GMT -5
#18... Marisa!
Marisa: Neko, what if she's right? Then I'm going to be responsible for her economic disaster.
Neko: She said she doesn't care. You'll still get oiled up by me at the pool.
Marisa: Okay... :: opens the case and winces::
$25,000,000
Marisa: Don't worry about it, Mandy. You got the five mil!
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 5, 2009 22:40:35 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [13]
::phone rings:: I'm hesitant to ask. ::pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: Hahahaha! YES! That's the Mandy I know! You're better than five alarm chili with habanero peppers! Born loser, you are indeed! offer? One million even.
$1,000,000[/color]
Neko: That is not nice. The offer stands at one million even. If you push that and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open another case. It's time for me to ask you. Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on May 9, 2009 0:13:30 GMT -5
Hey, Banker. Get a load of this. *farts* There. I can play your game. And well.
NO DEAL.
1.
(I'm drunk. Sue me!)
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 9, 2009 1:02:28 GMT -5
#1... Claudia!
Claudia: Mandy, don't do that too often. The Banker will be turned on by it.
Neko: That is a disturbing thought. I can't help but wonder what happened if he actually does get turned on by that.
Claudia: The banker walking around with chub?
Neko: Yeah, that would suck. Open the case!
$350,000
Actually, that's not bad.
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 9, 2009 1:04:40 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [13]
::phone rings:: This should be an interesting final offer. ::pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: Hey Mandy. Why don't you come on up here and I'll show you that my farts aren't the only thing that's powerful? You're playing my game? Well, play this. Two point four.
$2,400,000[/color]
Neko: The final offer stands at $2.4 million. If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, I'll have one more question for you, a proposition, as it were. So... for the last time... Mandy Bassett... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on May 9, 2009 1:09:09 GMT -5
Uh, you know what? I'm still playing. And I think I'm going to outplay you. Gentlemen, please.
*A dozen half-naked hockey players walk onto the stage, wearing nothing but a manthong.*
Do me a favor and teach this dude a lesson. Go up to the Banker's office and just barge right in there. Strip for him, while you're at it. I don't think he'll mind one bit.
*The guys do what they're told.*
Meanwhile... NO DEAL. I hope that sick pervert up there has a great old time.
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 10, 2009 23:24:45 GMT -5
You've chosen NO DEAL. Now it's time for your final decision.
In one of these cases, either your 31 or Leyla's 13, is $5 million. The other one holds $100,000.
$100,000 is still a nice day's pay, but which one holds the $5 million? I will give you a one-time chance to swap your case with case #13. Swap... or No Swap?
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Post by Mandoli on May 11, 2009 1:08:29 GMT -5
Will not swap. Banker, how you feeling up there? Comfortable, right?
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 15, 2009 2:14:49 GMT -5
You've chosen not to swap... and you own whatever is in case #31....
which is.........
$5,000,000
Not a bad day's pay. The Banker will be getting something too, but it won't quite be as rewarding.
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Post by ManekiNeko on May 15, 2009 2:17:23 GMT -5
1. Shelly: $20,551,000 [2 on a 2x board, 1 on a lucky 7 board, 1 on a 5x board] (8 final cases, 4 deals) (Best game: $5,000,000) 2. Mandoli: $14,724,000 (Best game: $5,000,000) (2 final cases, 6 deals) [1 on a 2x board] 3. AlexSeth: $12,206,140 (Best game: $10,000,000) (2 deals, 3 final cases) 4. Joshua: $11,082,750 (Best game: $3,140,000) (12 deals [1 on a 2x board, 1 on a Lucky 7's board], 2 final cases) 5. PokerJoker811: $5,273,775 (2 Deals, Final Case) (Best Game: $5,069,000) 6. Matt: $5,178,260, including a brand new Mazda RX-8 (Best game: $1,231,000) [1 on a 3x board, 1 on a lucky 7's board, 1 on a 5x board] (7 final cases, 8 deals) 7. Fandude: $5,006,405 (Best game: $1,837,000) [1 on a 2x board, 1 on a lucky 7's board] (8 deals, 1 final case) 8. Joel Goodsen: $1,929,500 (Best Game: $1,635,500) (2 Deals) 9. Silver: $1,865,100 (Best game: $1,500,000) (2 Final Cases, 2 Deals) 10. JamesA7171: $401,000 (Deal) 11. MillionDollarCase: $339,713, including a brand new Toyota Prius Hybrid (Best game: $153,000) (3 deals) 12. Bankerhater2912: $248,000 (Deal) 13. Wadesimmer: $178,000 plus one bottle of Beano for the Banker (Deal, Final Case) (Best game: $128,000) 14. Timmy: $149,000 (Deal) 15. Kyranthia: $58,000 (Deal) 16. Rakutan06: $53,000 (Deal) 17. HdBngrKen29: $120 (Deal) [/color]
Whoa! Lookit what Mandy did!
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