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Post by Mandoli on Mar 3, 2009 21:26:05 GMT -5
I couldn't do any worse than I've already done in the past.
Just remind me that I'm playing a game over here as well, okay?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 4, 2009 2:21:32 GMT -5
Okay, then... you have a choice of games!
Deal or No Deal Regular (26 cases, $10 million top prize)
or
Deal or No Deal Deluxe (35 cases, $25 million top prize)
Deluxe is more risky but also more rewarding. How do you want to play?
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Post by Mandoli on Mar 11, 2009 10:24:57 GMT -5
Let's try the deluxe version.
(Remember... Kind of clue me in that I'm playing. I admit I don't come here as much as I did in the past.)
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 13, 2009 17:26:42 GMT -5
That deluxe is in demand... 35 cases... holding 35 different amounts... ranging from 1 cent... all the way up... to TWENTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS! 1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000$1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000[/color] The lineup, in case you forgot. 1) Claudia Jordan 2) Mariela Arteaga 3) Lisa Gleave 4) Keltie Martin 5) Ursula Mayes 6) Megan Riordan 7) Sara Bronson 8) Amanza Smith 9) Patricia Kara 10) Anya Monzikova 11) Katie Cleary 12) Lauren Shiohama 13) Leyla Milani 14) Pilar Lastra 15) Brooke Long 16) Lisa Lakatos 17) Jenelle Moreno 18) Marisa Petroro 19) Heidi Lish 20) Alike Boggan 21) Tameka Jacobs 22) Crystal Monte 23) Aubrie Lemon 24) Kelly Brannigan 25) Hayley Marie Norman 26) Lindsay Clubine 27) Karla Scabbia (Sirenia, 2008 Dalton Cup Champions) 28) April Martinez (Sirenia, 2008 Dalton Cup Champions) 29) Jennifer Burnham (Sirenia, 2008 Dalton Cup Champions) 30) Lindsay Altman (Sirenia, 2008 Dalton Cup Champions) 31) Kaitlin Kauffman (GHS '08 Cheerleader Captain) 32) Tracey Chan (Naked News 35 reporter, GHS '08 Cheerleader) 33) Emily Giovanni (newly discovered party girl and GHS '08 cheerleader) 34) Carolyn Merryman ($10,000 Towel Run Champion, July 2008) 35) Kandice Dwyer (GHS '08 Cheerleader, DJ Kandi Kakes on X 103.7) One of those cases has $25 million in it. Go ahead and pick me a case.
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Post by Mandoli on Mar 15, 2009 19:09:45 GMT -5
31.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 16, 2009 17:48:39 GMT -5
#31... that's Kaitlin!
::Kaitlin walks down and hands the suitcase to Mandy::
Neko: Okay. How we determine what's in your case is by opening the other cases. Start by opening seven cases.
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Post by Mandoli on Mar 17, 2009 18:46:16 GMT -5
8, 14, 17, 22, 26, 34, 35.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 21, 2009 0:48:17 GMT -5
#8... Amanza!
Amanza: Neko, guess what age I lost my virginity?
Neko: Uh... 17?
Amanza: Lower...
Neko: 15?
Amanza: Lower...
Neko: I don't think I want to know. Open the case!
$1,500,000
Ooooh. That's not good. But you left a lot of big amounts up there. Let's go to #14, Pilar.
Pilar: ¿ No te digo que hicimos un día como un homenaje a usted?
Neko: Here she goes again.
Pilar: ese día era demasiado salvaje para mi.
Neko: I hope no Spanish speakers are here tonight.
Pilar: ¡ Cada niña de menos de veinticinco años de edad estaba desnuda en la cama con sus piernas abiertas llamando su nombre!
Mariela: ¿ fueron por lo menos dieciocho años o más?
Pilar: La mayoría de ellos.
Mariela: Oi chihuahua!
Neko: open the case before you get us pulled!
$75,000
Nice! now to #17... that's Jenelle!
Jenelle: Wouldn't you like to know what was said?
Neko: sorta, yeah.
Jenelle: Let's just say lots of Hispanic girls were doing what you liked.
Neko: Interesting. They were playing Rock Band?
Jenelle: No, not exactly.
Neko: Open the case!
$300
Very. Well. Done. Okay... to #22... that's Crystal!
Crystal: I'm sorry I was late. I had to fight a ticket in court.
Neko: you did. What for?
Crystal: Indecent Exposure.
Neko: This should be interesting. What was the charge?
Crystal: The arresting officer said I was wearing nothing as I was doing cartwheels down 15th Street, near my house.
Neko: And you're fighting that because...?
Crystal: I was NOT wearing nothing. I had on a necklace given to me by my grandma.
Neko: Fight City Hall, girl! And then open the case!
$100
Not bad! Next up... #26... Lindsay!
Lindsay: Neko, the amount of nudity in this game is disturbing.
Neko: How so?
Lindsay: I say all the girls should be naked. We'll turn this place into one giant nudist colony!
Neko: Not ALL of them. Leave something for the girls under 18.
Lindsay: okay... damn these laws to Hell.
Neko: Lindsay, you're so passionate about it.
Lindsay: I just think that we should be free from our clothes and revolt!
Neko: Open the case!
$50
Nice! now to #34... Carolyn!
Carolyn: Neko! I am so free since winning my $10,000. I started mini towel runs at school. More guys than ever are taking time to notice!
Neko: Me too!
Carolyn: Oh Neko. I know you always notice. I'll open the case now!
$1
Great job! Last one of the round... #35... Kandice!
Kandice: Neko! I want you to know how sexy I find you.
Neko: Kandice, I will always find you sexy.
Kandice: Steve, will you make love to me right now? On the stairs?
Neko: What about the other girls?
Kandice: Okay, but just tonight, okay? I want your strength for me.
Neko: Open the case!
$500,000
Not shabby!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 21, 2009 1:03:34 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000[/color]
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [15], [16], [18], [19], [20], [21], [23], [24], [25], [27], [28], [29], [30], [32], [33]
::phone rings:: It's banker time! He's going to try to buy your case for as little as possible. Let's hear what he has to say. :: pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: Satan's been waiting for you. You know he has always had a penchant for wanting to hump your leg. I, on the other hand, think you just need to leave. My offer to you? One million, two hundred and eighty-six thousand dollars!
$1,286,000[/color]
Neko: This is a little bit of a surprise. I didn't expect to see a good offer like this up front but he knows you left a ton of high amounts up there. If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, I will require you to open six more cases before the next bank offer. So Mandy Bassett... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on Mar 21, 2009 12:37:01 GMT -5
You know what? NO DEAL.
2, 10, 16, 23, 28, 33.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 24, 2009 22:36:15 GMT -5
#2... Stacey!
Stacey: Neko, I need to level with you on something.
Neko: What's that?
Stacey: My entire family now thinks I'm a nudist. They're wondering where the colony is.
Neko: Did you set them straight?
Stacey: What was there to set straight?
Neko: I had to ask. Open the case!
$50,000
Not bad. Not bad at all. Okay... now to #10... Anya! And I noticed your hair is so straight right now.
Anya: No, I still got some curl on my hair.
Neko: This is where I say that the hair on your head is straight and you say...
Anya: Not on my head, silly...
Neko: One of these days, all of you girls are going to shave and then we can't do these anymore. Open the case!
$15,000,000
CRUNCH! Let's move onto #16... Lisa!
Lisa L.: Neko, please... I need someone's touch.
Neko: What the heck is going on?
Lisa L.: I dunno. Someone put a powerful aphrodisiac in my milk this morning.
Neko: how much of that milk did you drink?
Lisa L.: ::moans:: Five ... ::ooooh::: glasses! I may never wear clothes again!
Neko: open the case!
1¢
very. Well. Done. Now to #23... Aubrie!
Aubrie: The probability of your happiness will be increased by a factor of ten once I inform you that the girls are going to be in your bedroom tonight.
Neko: Again? is there anything else I should know?
Aubrie: well, this time we're all going to hang from the ceiling and teach you about Kama Sutra and Tantric techniques.
Neko: Open the case, will you?
$200,000
Let's go to #28... that's April!
April: Neko, why do all of these girls talk about sex all the time?
Neko: My guess is: Because they can!
April: Fair enough for me!
Neko: Are you going to talk about your sexual endeavors?
April: well, there was this one time when I was 18 and stuck alone with a bottle of shampoo...
Neko: Open the case, will you?
$25
Not bad. Not bad at all. Let's finish this on a high note with #33... that's Emily!
Emily: Neko, my stint on Wild Card has really paid off! I get to be naked on camera!
Neko: God bless the wonders of paint.
Emily: Next week I'm putting in edible body paint so you can lick it off me when we're done, then I will lick you off...
Neko: And a year ago you were just a gentle girl. Open the case!
$7,000,000
Oooh! Not good!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 24, 2009 22:47:59 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000[/color] $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [9], [11], [12], [13], [15], [18], [19], [20], [21], [24], [25], [27], [29], [30], [32]
::phone rings:: What does he want? ::pushes speakerphone button and Satan's "bark" is heard loudly::
Banker: Now now, Satan. You'll get your chance to chew a piece out of Mandy's rear end later. Right now I'm thinking that you just plain suck. Take three million, fourteen thousand dollars and get out of here!
$3,014,000[/color]
Neko: Well, this should be interesting. The offer stands at $3,014,000. If you push that button and say DEAL, I'll give you that. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open five more cases before you hear from him again. So... Mandy Bassett... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on Mar 28, 2009 1:38:48 GMT -5
My occupation is to piss the man upstairs off. NO DEAL.
4, 7, 12, 19, 32
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 1, 2009 10:08:30 GMT -5
#4... Keltie!
Keltie: Neko, I got a surprise for you!
Neko: I can't wait to hear it!
Keltie: Well, my sister and I were sitting alone and we decided to see who could get the other one naked faster and suck on...
Neko: You are aware that we can get pulled since this show airs in prime time?
Keltie: Yes, but when I talk about my sister, I just get so hot that I just have to...
Neko: Open the case?
$800,000
CRUNCH! Okay... now to #7... Sara! Oh no... not again!
Sara (age 11, fully clothed): Neko, will you be a good boy and give Sara her first kiss?
Neko: Alright. No harm in that.... ::walks over and kisses Sara softly on the lips::
Sara: Thanks Daddy. Now can I sit on your lap?
Neko: Okay...
Sara: ::starts playing with Neko's hair:: This is just how I like it.
Neko: Rule 1: Get that youth serum AWAY from Sara!
Sara: What did you say, Daddy?
Neko: Open the case!
$5,000
Nice! Okay... next up is #12... that's Lauren!
Lauren: Neko, my parents are in the audience tonight and they didn't want me to tell you what I was going to do to you in Japanese.
Neko: I'm sorry to hear that, Lauren.
Lauren: The good news is: They don't understand English. So I'm going to take you and...
Neko: Open the case!
$10,000,000
Ewww! okay... now to #19.... Heidi!
Heidi: Neko, did I tell you I made two new friends last night?
Neko: No, you didn't. What happened?
Heidi: I was in the shower when Lisa and Ursula decided to start making out. You know, those two just can't keep their hands off of each other.
Neko: mmm hmmm...
Heidi: Well, I just looked around and no one was nearby so I asked if this sandwich needed another layer...
Neko: Don't tell me you're bi too.
Heidi: Of course not! But I did experiment...
Neko: Jesus... open the case!
$500
Good! Let's end this on a high note with a low number behind #32... Tracey!
Tracey: Did I tell you that last night the Class of 2008 did a game of volleyball and we were wearing...?
Neko: Nothing?
Tracey: No, silly. We had on the Sirenia charms.
Neko: What were the stakes?
Tracey: Loser had to go down on the winner.
Neko: Interesting stakes. What ended up happening?
Tracey: The ref got so hot and bothered by us that she forgot to keep score. We considered the game a tie and we...
Neko: Open the case!
$200
perfect!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 1, 2009 10:14:15 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [3], [5], [6], [9], [11], [13], [15], [18], [20], [21], [24], [25], [27], [29], [30]
::Sara continues to play with Neko's hair and giggles as the phone rings::
Banker: Awwh look at that. Steve's got a new girlfriend. What's the matter? Adult girls not like you? And as for you, Mandy... It's safe to say that knocking out the $10 million was your downfall. What's next, Einstein? ::Laughs:: Offer? Four million, one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars!
$4,116,000[/color]
Neko: The offer stands at $4,116,000. If you push that button and say DEAL, It's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, You'll need to open four more cases and find a way to age Sara back to the point where she doesn't have to earmuff every time someone talks naughty. Mandy Bassett... Deal... or No Deal?
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