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Post by Mandoli on Apr 1, 2009 22:37:40 GMT -5
I can't help you with Sara's problem, but NO DEAL.
9, 15, 24, 27.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 2, 2009 0:03:35 GMT -5
Sara: I love you, Neko. I'm going to sit here and make smiley faces.
Neko: This is going to be awkward. I can tell you that much. #9... Patricia! And please don't say anything naughty to Sara or so help me God, we're gonna get pulled.
Patricia: Sara, would you like a lollipop?
Sara: OF course!
Patricia: There's one in Neko's pants.
Neko: PATRICIA! DON'T SAY THAT TO... ::pulls out a cherry-flavored lollipop from his slacks:: Son of a... how did that get in there?
Sara grabs the lollipop and walks towards the supporter's corner
Neko: I just want to know how the hell you knew there was going to be a REAL lollipop in my pants? Open the case!
$600,000
That's not bad, actually. Let's go now to #15... Brooke.
Brooke: Neko, I love you so much. I want you to know that you bring sunshine and happiness to my life.
Neko: Really? How?
Brooke: I just see something in you that shines like a candle at night, and the same thing goes for you, Claudia. You hold that case like a supermodel.
Claudia: Are you okay, Brooke?
Brooke: I'm great. I'm high on life. BUT I HATE THE F!!KING BANKER! IF HE SNEAKS INTO MY DRESSING ROOM AGAIN, I WILL YANK HIS HAIR OUT OF HIS HEAD AND YANK HIS LUNGS OUT THROUGH HIS BUTT!
Neko: Is that even possible? Open the case!
$1,000,000
OOow! Let's go to #24... Kelly!
Kelly: Neko, I want a lollipop too.
Neko: ::checks his pocket:: I'm all out.
Kelly: No no no... I want the lollipop that you were inferring to last time.
Neko: Here? On stage?
Kelly: I'll open the case first...
$75
Very good... ::Kelly goes to work on Neko::
I guess this answers the question as to whether adult girls like me or not. Let's go to #27... Karla.
Karla: Now now Neko... I could do that to you in an elevator, but you'd have to name the floor that you'd "get off" on.
Neko: I'm just glad Sara is gone. Open the case!
$1,000
That's much better!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 2, 2009 0:15:29 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [3], [5], [6], [11], [13], [18], [20], [21], [25], [29], [30]
::Kelly is still "doing things" to Neko while the phone rings. He is too busy moaning and enjoying himself so the speakerphone turns on automatically::
Banker: Have you no shame? Jesus Christ... there is something wrong with you, homeboy.
Speaking of people with a screw loose. Let's talk to Mandy. You are slowly eroding your safety net, so I'm going to cut to the chase. ::fart:: That's what you are. An annoying fart and one that smells like an old burrito. Take five million, two hundred and sixty-one thousand dollars!
$5,261,000[/color]
Neko: Ooh God... well, the offer stands at just over five and a quarter mill... ion dollars! If you push that button and say... ::phone rings and the Banker talks::
Banker: As long as that tramp is doing that to him, he won't be speaking clearly. Look, take the dough or you gotta open three cases. There. I said it. You coward... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on Apr 2, 2009 22:54:43 GMT -5
Lollipops? My God, I think we are going to get pulled. Pulled for being too G-rated.
Oh, yeah. NO DEAL.
6, 21, 29.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 9, 2009 22:17:48 GMT -5
#6... lovely Megan!
Megan: Are you enjoying what Kelly has been doing to you for the last 15 minutes?
Neko: You have no idea.
Megan: But you will when I do it tonight!
Neko: Hot damn! Open the case!
$2,000,000
That could have been a lot worse! Okay... now to #21... that's Tameka!
Tameka: Neko, you need to have a black girl doing that to you. We're the best at that kind of thing.
Neko: And I take it you're going to volunteer.
Tameka: Of course. All I have to do is get that (b-bomb) Kelly off of you.
Neko: Jeez... open the case!
$5
Nice! okay... last but not least is #29... that is Jennifer!
Jennifer: You know, Neko... being in Sirenia has taught me that the human body is beautiful and we should all be naked more often.
Neko: I do love Jennifer.
Jennifer: Only the Banker should keep his clothes on though. He's entirely too ugly for that kind of thing.
::Audience cheers and the phone rings. Neko answers it right as Kelly has gotten him off:: Oh God... yes?
The Banker says that he's going to make sure to drop a diarrhea bomb on Jennifer. ::audience boos at the Banker::
Jennifer: Drop this, bitch!
$10
Very. Well. Done!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 9, 2009 22:21:01 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [3], [5], [11], [13], [18], [20], [25], [30]
::Phone rings and Neko pushes the speakerphone::
Banker: Jennifer can't hide my infinite sexuality. I can tell you right now I will have many women beating down my door all to make hot passionate love to me once you are beaten down, Mandy. Offer? Six million, five hundred and ninety-four thousand dollars!
$6,594,000[/color]
I'm not at all surprised he did that. He only raised it slightly because he knows that you are riding a thin line. Still, the offer is nearly $6.6 million. If you push that button and say DEAL, we'll deposit that into your account. If you say NO DEAL, two more cases will go away before you hear from him again. Mandy Bassett... Deal or No Deal to $6,594,000?
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Post by Mandoli on Apr 9, 2009 23:11:40 GMT -5
You're that much of a sick pervert, aren't you? NO DEAL.
11, 20.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 13, 2009 23:55:37 GMT -5
#11... Katie!
Katie: Neko, I'm so sad right now.
Neko: What's wrong?
Katie: My strip poker club isn't allowed to meet at my place anymore.
Neko: What happened? This sounds interesting.
Katie: Okay. I was there with my eight girlfriends and we had decided to start up a game, just like we always had every Tuesday night.
Neko: This sounds good.
Katie: So 40 minutes we were all naked and decided to start kissing one another all over our bodies. I was right at a certain part of Marisa's anatomy when MY MOM walked in and surprised me with dinner. She said I wasn't eating enough.
Neko: ::chuckles:: was your mouth in use at the time?
Katie: MOM! QUIT SPILLING THE DEETS!
Neko:Open the case!
$25,000
Neko: Not bad! Next up is #20... Alike...
Alike: Neko, you always pronounce my name wrong.
Neko: I do?
Alike: It's "Ah-Lee-Kay".
Neko: I thought that's how I always pronounced it.
Alike: Like "Ah-Lee-Kay Your Peh-...."
Neko: How did I know you were gonna say that? God, open the case!
$2,800,000
That hurt, just a little bit.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 14, 2009 0:02:10 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [3], [5], [13], [18], [25], [30]
::Phone rings and Neko is wondering what the Banker is going to say now, he pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: Right on, mate. I'm gonna lose my lunch here in a minute! ::fart:: I'm talking like an Aussie because your cash total is going to go down under if you don't take this offer. Eight million, two hundred and six thousand dollars!
$8,206,000[/color]
Neko: Dear God... I think he had pastrami. Okay... the offer stands at about $8.2 million. If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, I will have you open another two cases before you hear from him again. And for the love of God, can we get him to STOP before the janitor drops dead from having to fumigate? Anyways... the question I have for you... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on Apr 15, 2009 0:13:29 GMT -5
I thought the door to his place was airshut so he couldn't open it? NO DEAL.
3, 25.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 25, 2009 0:19:49 GMT -5
#3... Lisa!
Lisa: Neko, I'm so sad. I found out that Ursula has been seeing other girls.
Neko: I'm sorry, Lisa. Who has she been seeing?
:: all the girls in the supporter's corner stand up and raise their hands::
Neko: Anyone else?
::several girls in the audience stand up and raise their hands::
Neko: Dear God... Ursula! Where do you get all this time?
Ursula: hey now! That girl in the 4th row is lying. I haven't seen her!
Neko: Are you sure?
Ursula: Well, I was drunk two weeks ago... I can't help it Neko. I feel so alive when I'm with someone!
Neko: open the case, Lisa!
$10,000
Very! Well! Done! Now to #25... Hayley!
Hayley: How come I didn't get a come on from Ursula??
Neko: I don't know. Why don't you ask her?
Hayley walks down and grabs Ursula and starts kissing her feverishly, the audience whistles loudly
Hayley: NO ONE leaves Hayley out of the action!
Neko: That goes without saying. Open the case!
$4,000,000
Oooh. Not good!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 25, 2009 0:35:06 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [5], [13], [18], [30]
::phone rings:: Here's (a-bomb)hole! ::pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: What happened to all the (f-bomb)ing Puritans we were supposed to have in the audience? No matter. You, Mandy, have successfully managed to screw yourself up. Offer? Seven million, one hundred and nineteen thousand dollars!
$7,119,000[/color]
Neko: The offer stands at about $7.1 million. Now if you push that button and say DEAL, It's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, we are at the point in the game where you only have to open one case at a time until we're down to the final two. You still have a couple of big numbers in play. Is one of them in your case? Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Mandoli on Apr 27, 2009 13:25:59 GMT -5
What channel is this on? PBS? NO DEAL.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 29, 2009 23:40:36 GMT -5
#30... Lindsay!
Lindsay: Neko, I gotta tell you what happened after April, Jenny, Karla and I won the Dalton Cup!
Neko: Oh do tell...
Lindsay: Well, we hit the shower and I had one of those body scrunchies so I filled it up with soap and we just lathered each other up and rinsed off, but we had no towels...
Neko: Wait, you had no towels?
Lindsay: Mmm hmm... we had to tounge dry each other clean. Took us 3 hours before we got out of there.
Neko: It takes 3 hours to do that?
Lindsay: 1 hour 20, actually. By the time we were done, we were so hot that we...
Neko: Open the dog gone case!
$750
BOOYAH!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 29, 2009 23:42:56 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [31]
Cases Remaining: [1], [5], [13], [18]
::phone rings and Neko silently pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: God, one thing I hate about Sirenia. They go into so much (f-bomb)ing detail! And one thing I hate about you, Mandy. You keep knocking out the low numbers. Okay... you want an offer? Eight million, fifty-three thousand dollars!
$8,053,000[/color]
Neko: Don't tell me you have a DVD, Lindsay. Okay... the offer stands at $8,053,000. If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, then you'll have to open one more case. Mandy... it's time for me to ask you... Deal... or no Deal?
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