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Post by Shelly on Feb 23, 2009 22:09:44 GMT -5
I think the banker is love-starved. Or maybe he tried jacking off watching Neko but couldn't make it all the way to orgasm.
I'll send some Glads up to sort the banker out. As for me? NO DEAL!
Next: 26. If Lindsay has $200 in her case, I've got a little somethin' for her.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 24, 2009 0:03:05 GMT -5
#26... Lindsay!
Lindsay: Awwwh shucks! I thought for SURE we were going to see Neko give all those cheerleaders some of his love!
Neko: On camera?
Lindsay: It would get lots of hits on YouTube!
Neko: She has a point. Open the case!
$10,000,000
::buries his head in his hands:: Why? Why?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 24, 2009 0:06:30 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000[/color] $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [27]
Cases Remaining: [5], [11], [13], [17] ::phone rings:: Jesus, is this gonna suck!! ::pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: Who's the sexy one today? I'm the King of The Mountain, beyotch! One round I took away all of Neko's girls, the next I took away Shelly's money. Alright... offer? Two hundred and sixty-three thousand dollars!
$263,000[/color]
Neko: Our party pooper has brought the offer down to $263,000. If you push that button and say DEAL, we'll give you all that dough. If you say NO DEAL, you'll need to open another case. There's still $2 million possible. Is it in your case? Shelly.... Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Feb 25, 2009 20:25:26 GMT -5
Sh*te. NO DEAL.
Next: 11. Come on, Katie! Surely you've got $200 in your case?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 26, 2009 0:49:03 GMT -5
#11... Katie!
Katie: Neko... ::hic:: I'm... ::hic:: fit-shaced!
Neko: So I noticed! What's going on?
Katie: My... ::glug glug:: most adventurous sex partner yet....
Neko: Who is this sex partner?
Katie: ::brapppp:: Lisa!
Neko: Ursula's honey?
Katie: Honey, that love triangle became an octagon a long time ago. Do I dare to give you the rest of the lineup?
Neko: Open the case!
$25,000
Not bad!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 26, 2009 1:47:22 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000[/color] $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [27]
Cases Remaining: [5], [13], [17] ::phone rings:: Oh boy, this is gonna be no fun at all! ::pushes speakerphone button::
Banker: I removed Neko's cheerleaders, I removed your money and now I'm gonna remove your sinuses! ::fart::: Oh man... I love Chili! It just makes me feel so good all over! ::farts again::
Offer? Four hundred and sixty-five thousand dollars. Oh, but all the C-notes have Eau De Banker on them! ::fart::
$465,000[/color]
Always wondered what he used for toilet paper. Okay... so the offer stands at $465,000. If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, you have to open another case before you'll hear from him again. So Shelly... my question to you: Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Feb 27, 2009 0:37:41 GMT -5
1) Let the cheerleaders back in; and make sure they're not kicked out this time.
2) Fumigation, please!
3) Take the chili, curry, and anything hot and spicy away from the banker.
4) Set all his TVs to any porn channel you like.
5) NO DEAL. I'm stubborn like that.
Next: Layla! Help a chicka out here! (13)
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 27, 2009 11:12:15 GMT -5
#13... Leyla!
Leyla: Neko, you got me on my knees...
Neko: Here she goes again...
Leyla: Neko, beg a chicka please...
Neko: What the heck are you asking for, hun?
Leyla: First of all, I have a crush on that Kandice chica, so I want all the cheerleaders back and on you.
Neko: I do too, but the bankers'...
::a screaming is heard from the back as the cheerleaders have broken free::
Neko: What in the hell just happened?
Emily Giovanni (Class of '08), over the PA system: This just in. We kayoed the bankers' dancers and we're coming back out, Neko! I hope you're ready for more hot passionate sex with dozens of cheerleaders!
Neko: You said "First". Is there something else you wanted, before I get busy again?
Leyla: I want to shove my special case up his arse again!
Neko: He's been farting like nobody's business. Are you sure?
Leyla: I have a gas mask.
Neko: Open the case!
$200
Nice!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 27, 2009 11:23:39 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000[/color] $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [27]
Cases Remaining: [5], [17] ::phone rings:: Banker time! ::pushes the speakerphone button::
Banker: I can't believe that three dozen teenage girls got the one-up on my dancers! Those guys were specifically hired to make sure those cheerleaders didn't come back on stage...
::Cheerleaders start coming out of the back running out several at a time, heading towards Neko::
Banker: You pervert... and you, cat boy, for allowing this. I hope you get an atomic case of Montezuma's Revenge. Offer? Seven hundred and nineteen thousand dollars!
$719,000[/color]
Neko: Okay, so the offer stands at $719,000.... If you push that button and say DEAL, it's all yours. If you say NO DEAL, I'm going to be pulled down by over 35 cheerleaders, and I'm all out of protection, then you'll have to pick one more case. My question to you... DEAL... or....
Barbara (Class of '09): There you are, honey! HEY GIRLS! OVER HERE!
::the cheerleaders start climbing on Neko, and stripping quickly, he barely gets out "Deal Or No Deal?" before being tackled by all of them who start on him again::
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Post by Shelly on Feb 28, 2009 17:14:24 GMT -5
This is more like it...cheerleaders on top of Neko, that is. As for the offer? NO DEAL.
Next: Ursula! (5)
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 28, 2009 18:46:20 GMT -5
Ursula: You don't mind if I just call myself, since it looks like Neko's mouth, and other parts of his body are full....
Kaitlin: Okay, all of you... get ready to perform insane sex acts. Anything goes.
Tracey grabs a bottle of whipped cream Oh sister, I'm so ready...
Ursula: That's making me kinda hot, actually. Man, why isn't Lisa around?
Kandice: I'm sitting on my favorite place... on Neko's...
Ursula: I'll just open the case!
$50,000
Nice one, Shelly!!
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 28, 2009 18:58:44 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $350,000 $500,000 $600,000 $800,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000[/color] $2,800,000 $4,000,000 $5,000,000 $7,000,000 $10,000,000 $15,000,000 $25,000,000
Case Chosen: [27]
Cases Remaining: [17] ::phone rings and the speakerphone turns on automatically::
Banker: You horrible hedonist. Are you aware that the station is going to get calls with six cheerleaders all trying to suck a certain part of Neko's anatomy at the same time? What's worse? He's out of protection. Every single one of those girls doesn't seem to care that he's going to do them bareback.
As for you, Shelly, since you're going to get this show yanked after all this.... I'll give you one last offer. One million, sixty-two thousand dollars!
$1,062,000[/color]
Jenelle: Shelly, I hope you don't mind I'm going to take over for this final segment. Okay. I think I know how to do this but you do realize all those cheerleaders on Neko is making me hot and very bothered right now. If you say DEAL, We'll deposit that into your account. If you say NO DEAL, I have a proposition for you. I need a cold shower right now, so I'll just ask: Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Mar 1, 2009 15:51:55 GMT -5
I better DEAL at this point. The Banker can kiss my arse.
Meanwhile, I wouldn't have swapped.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 1, 2009 20:03:01 GMT -5
DEAL! $1,062,000[/color]
Jenelle: You did a good job, although Neko definitely is doing better. But did you make a good deal... you sold this case for one million, sixty-two thousand dollars, and you made....
$2,000,000
Uh oh -- you made the Banker euphoric! Open my case to be sure!
17. $100,000
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 1, 2009 20:06:46 GMT -5
1. Shelly: $20,551,000 [2 on a 2x board, 1 on a lucky 7 board, 1 on a 5x board] (8 final cases, 4 deals) (Best game: $5,000,000) 2. AlexSeth: $12,206,140 (Best game: $10,000,000) (2 deals, 3 final cases) 3. Joshua: $11,082,750 (Best game: $3,140,000) (12 deals [1 on a 2x board, 1 on a Lucky 7's board], 2 final cases) 4. Mandoli: $9,724,000 (Best game: $3,512,000) (1 final case, 6 deals) [1 on a 2x board] 5. PokerJoker811: $5,273,775 (2 Deals, Final Case) (Best Game: $5,069,000) 6. Matt: $5,178,260, including a brand new Mazda RX-8 (Best game: $1,231,000) [1 on a 3x board, 1 on a lucky 7's board, 1 on a 5x board] (7 final cases, 8 deals) 7. Fandude: $5,006,405 (Best game: $1,837,000) [1 on a 2x board, 1 on a lucky 7's board] (8 deals, 1 final case) 8. Joel Goodsen: $1,929,500 (Best Game: $1,635,500) (2 Deals) 9. Silver: $1,865,100 (Best game: $1,500,000) (2 Final Cases, 2 Deals) 10. JamesA7171: $401,000 (Deal) 11. MillionDollarCase: $339,713, including a brand new Toyota Prius Hybrid (Best game: $153,000) (3 deals) 12. Bankerhater2912: $248,000 (Deal) 13. Wadesimmer: $178,000 plus one bottle of Beano for the Banker (Deal, Final Case) (Best game: $128,000) 14. Timmy: $149,000 (Deal) 15. Kyranthia: $58,000 (Deal) 16. Rakutan06: $53,000 (Deal) 17. HdBngrKen29: $120 (Deal) [/color]
Poker shot up through the ranks like a rocket ship while Shelly secures her lead a little bit more! This game is now open!
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