PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 17, 2007 20:49:26 GMT -5
1¢ $1
$5 $10
$25 $50
$75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000
$200,000[/s] $300,000
$400,000 $500,000[/s] $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [4], [10], [12], [16], [19], [20], [21], [23], [24], [26]
*phone rings*
Great, it's Banker time. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Man, you just love to make your safety net smaller and smaller, don't you? Well, here's the offer you deserve: *farts loudly* HAHAHAHAHA!!! You pathetic piece of (s-bomb), just take ninety-two thousand dollars and go back to your own orgy!
$92,000
Well, the banker seems to be in a good mood. After knocking out the penny, I don't quite know why. But regardless, if you hit the button, you'll get $92,000. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open 3 more cases before you get another offer. If you play on, Steve, you could be a millionaire. You could also be in for a world of trouble.
So, Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 17, 2007 22:48:26 GMT -5
It's about time I knocked out that penny! (I kind of thought that was what was in my case)
I'm probably already in a bunch of trouble, but you know what? I gotta go one more! Hey Banker -- I have five words for you: You're going to die alone! NO DEAL!
Three more, eh? 10, 16 and 24. Let's hope I don't completely blow this.
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 16, 2008 21:23:56 GMT -5
('Bout time I brought this game back....)
OK, let's start this round off with #10...Anya!
Anya: Ryan! I'm getting the third degree from NBC.
Ryan: Why is that?
Anya: Some 59-year-old fartknocker watched the last game, and apparently, he speaks Russian. Now NBC's suspending me from the show for the next 4 games!
Ryan: Awwwwh....I'll really miss you, but I'm glad it's only temporary!
Anya: They're having these 2 cheerleaders from GHS replace me for the time being, Kaitlin and Claudia.
Ryan: I think we'll be able to manage for a while. Open the case!
$100,000
That's a decent amount, not too high, but not that low. Hopefully we can improve with #16....Krissy!
Krissy: Ryan! Did you notice that I dyed my hair?
Ryan: It seems the same to me.
Krissy: Not that hair! The hair on my.....
Ryan: Open the case!
$75.000
Seems that we're headed along the same general path. Let's try to end this round on a high note with Kelly and #24!
Kelly: Hey, Ryan, who are these girls that are subbling for Anya?
Ryan: I know them kinda well. Neko and I have met them at a few of his flings.
Kelly: If you've met them at one of Neko's parties, I'd say you know them VERY well.
Ryan: Open the case!
$1
And that's how you finish off a round!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 16, 2008 23:55:24 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10
$25 $50
$75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000
$75,000 $100,000 $200,000[/s] $300,000
$400,000 $500,000[/s] $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [4], [12], [19], [20], [21], [23], [26]
*phone rings*
Well, let's see what the village idiot has to say. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Honestly, what is it with these women? It seems like if you or our host say a word to the models, they want to do everything to you that I keep trying to get them to do to me! Well, I think you've got 10 smackers in your case, so take one hundred thirteen thousand dollars and let the models put something on!
$113,000
Waadaya think? Should we tell the Banker about the bonfire, or let him find that out? Anyway, Neko, if you take this deal, you'll have $113,000 in your hip pocket, and you can do with it as you please. If you turn the offer down again, you'll need to open 2 more cases, and that offer will keep going up as long as the million's in play.
So, Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Jan 19, 2008 16:34:26 GMT -5
They have a thing called taste. Oh yeah, and their sense of smell remains undaunted too Banker.
Ryan, I think that the only way we should introduce the Banker to the bonfire is if we put him on it. I may be crazy, but NO DEAL! (I mean what am I going to do? Fall out of last?)
Let's hope I don't completely screw this up... 4 and 20.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 28, 2008 19:45:52 GMT -5
#4...Keltie! Keltie?
Keltie: Sorry, I'm just so nervous!
Ryan: Don't worry. Don't think about the game. Just think about tonight.
Keltie: And we're the ones trying to get this show pulled?
Ryan: OK, I walked into that one. Open the case!
$50,000
That's OK. You've still got the mil and the safety net, and hopefully neither will be kayoed by #20. How goes it, Alike?
Alike: Ummmm..... you're sounding a little bit like that guy from Home Improvement, Ryan.
Ryan: Yeah, but you can see my face!
Alike: True. I just have a bit of a fear of tools, so I don't like references to that show.
Ryan: I'll make a note of that. Open the case!
$50
Not. That. Bad!
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 28, 2008 20:04:50 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10
$25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000[/s] $300,000
$400,000 $500,000[/s] $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [12], [19], [21], [23], [26]
*phone rings*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Dummy! *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: I think it's high time I got rid of you. You have the nerve to get rid of me and hire my own brother as a replacement in your game? You pest, leave now, take one hundred ninety-three throusand dollars, and go back to whatever it is you do when you're not here!
$193,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did he say "brother"? I should've guessed......well, we've reaches the point in the game where you have to open 1 case at a time. You're got a 33.3% chance of having $300,00 or more in your case, but you could also have as little as a measly buck. You now need to decide whether you want the money or not. The question now is.....
Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Jan 28, 2008 20:53:15 GMT -5
I got a slight safety net. By that, I mean I won't completely blow it if I lose one of the two. But this is a nerve-wracking time. You know what? One more time, just because the Banker is upsetting me.
Hey Banker! Guess what? I got the number of a couple of girls here. Can you say the same thing? NO DEAL!
21. Anything but the million, please.
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 28, 2008 20:59:20 GMT -5
#21.....Tameka!
Tameka: Ryan! I'm really nervous right now.
Ryan: It'll be OK. I promise. Open the case!
$10
That couldn't have gone better for you!
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Jan 28, 2008 21:08:47 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000[/s] $300,000
$400,000 $500,000[/s] $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [12], [19], [23], [26]
*phone rings*
This one's gonna be fun. I can tell. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: That's it. Right now, I'd give you a million just to leave and put clothes on the models! But, I know that won't happen. So take two hundred and fifty-five thousand dollars a GTFOOTG!
$255,000
All right, it's clear he's in a bad mood. Just how we like him. Now, you can take over a quarter of a million dollars now, or you can wait and open another case. you have a 40% chance of leaving with more than this offer, so I'd give this a bit of thought before deciding the timeless question.....
Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 3, 2008 19:15:18 GMT -5
I'm probably going to regret it, but I'm going to go for it! NO DEAL!
#26... sexy Lindsay. Please... don't hit the million. Anything else is fine.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Feb 3, 2008 22:23:45 GMT -5
OK, Lindsay. No pressure.
Lindsay: Right. No pressure at all. Like Eli Manning in that last drive.
Ryan: Hopefully, you'll do just as well. Open the case!
$200
Nice! Very nice!
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PokerJoker811
In The Audience
The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Feb 3, 2008 22:56:16 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000[/s] $300,000
$400,000 $500,000[/s] $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [12], [19], [23]
*phone rings*
*presses speakerphone button*
Banker: OK, I just don't know what to say to you. You're one of the biggest pains I've ever had to deal with. Just take three hundred seventy-three thousand dollars and get out of here.
$373,000
All right, so you're definetly getting him nervous. That's a good way to have him. You now have a 1 in 4 chance at being a millionaire. You also have a very nice chunk of change as a safety net in $300,000. That's a whole lot of dough. If you deal here, you've got almost $400,000 guaranteed. If you say NO DEAL and knock out the $300 or $400, you'll get a huge offer. If you open the $300,000, the offer could go up or down. if you knock out the million, well, let's not talk about that. Let's ask this:
Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Feb 4, 2008 0:45:15 GMT -5
You know what, Poker? At this point if I knock out the million, that son of a bitch up there will be a very happy gentleman. I can't have that. $373,000 is more than enough for a very sexy party in which the girls are there, the clothes won't be. I'm gonna have the '07 and '08 cheerleaders there too! DEAL!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Feb 4, 2008 0:56:43 GMT -5
DEAL!
$373,000
Congratulations, Steve, you're walking out of here with $373,000! However, you know how we love to torture you. If you had said NO DEAL, what case would you have picked?
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