PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 15, 2007 23:21:33 GMT -5
Sweet! (If you win, I expect myself and the regular group to get an invite.) Now, here are 26 cases being held by 26 lovely ladies wearing nothing more than 4-inch stilettos. In each of these cases, there's a varying money amount. But, Steve, let me tell you, you are NOT playing for a million dollars. Get that idea out of your head right now.
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $1,000,000 $2,000,000
The top prize is TWO MILLION DOLLARS, Steve! Now pick the case holding it!
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 0:04:27 GMT -5
This might be a bad time to bring up that I usually pick cases with very low dollar amounts. LOL, but hey, you never know, right? (so they say, anyways) Uh... Case 7. Just in case Sara's been hitting the youth serum again.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 0:21:49 GMT -5
Case #7! Sara, bring it down!
*Sara brings down case*
Gotta love seeing one of those models up close. Now, pick 6 cases to eliminate. Whatever is in those cases is not in yours.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 0:46:46 GMT -5
The closer she gets, the happier I am. (and please tell me she's currently old enough that it's not illegal to say that.) Okay... six cases... 2, 5, 9, 14, 17 and 22. Here's hoping I don't knock out at least three of the five highest amounts. ::laughs::
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 2:39:12 GMT -5
Don't worry about it, Neko. We replaced her youth serum with Spanish Fly. Let's start with #2.....Stacey! Stacey: Ryan, you know it's illegal to replace a drink under legal review with a potentially lethal substance without the express permission of a governing body, right? Ryan: Of course I know. That's why I asked the producers first. Stacey: Well, good to see that's cleared up. Ryan: Open the case! $5Well, there's ONE low dollar amount you won't have. Let's go to #5.....Ursula! Ursula: Ryan! I'm depressed. Ryan: Why? Ursula: I've heard that Lisa's dating other women! Ryan: It's OK, Ursula! Everyone here loves you! *Audience cheers* Ursula: Aww, thanks. I could kiss you right now. Better yet, how I about I give you.... Ryan: Case #5 opened? $2,000,000OOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! I can definitively say that we didn't want to see that amount opened up. But you could still be a millionaire! Hopefully #9 and Patricia can give you a low amount. Patricia: Ryan! I'm feeling way better today than earlier. Ryan: Say, didn't AmISexy.com show the results of their 2nd Sexiest Deal Models poll today? Patricia: Yep! Finished 21st this time! Ryan: Nice. Who took your old spot? Patricia: I'm kinda suprised. The new least sexy Deal Model is....*whispers name to Ryan* Ryan: Wow! I don't think Tam....I mean, she is worthy of #26. Patricia: Yeah, neither do I. Ryan: Open the case! $25,000That's pretty good! Let's go to #14.....Pilar. Pilar? Pilar: Oh, sorry. I needed to talk to Lisa for a second. Ursula: So it's YOU! Ryan: Ladies, can we discuss this backstage? I don't think anyone wants to see a case being modeled by a beautiful woman with a black eye. Pilar: OK, OK. Ryan: Now come up here and open the case. $500Niiice! Let's go to #17. Jenelle, what are you doing? Jenelle: I missed my session at the gym today, so I'm making up for it with some squats and jumping jacks! Ryan: Neko, how DO you keep from going nuts on this stage? Jenelle, open the case before we get pulled! $750Nice! Let's try to finish it off strong with 22.....Lianna! Lianna: Can I open the case somewhere else? Tameka just got a copy of the new list. Ryan: Open the case and run! $25Good round, besides kayoing the big dog. Take cover!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 3:11:05 GMT -5
1¢ $1
$5 $10
$25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000
$25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [1], [3], [4], [6], [8], [10], [11], [12], [13], [15], [16], [18], [19], [20], [21], [23], [24], [25], [26]
*phone rings*
Well, you know who that must be. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Oh God, it's cat boy. Man, why do you insist on having the girls naked all the time? You have corrupted 27 people on this stage, and I don't like it. But it's my job to give you offers, even if I don't like it. So take thirty-four thousand dollars and never bother me again!
$34,000
*laughing* Hold on, hold on.....did he just call you "cat boy"? I'm sorry, I get the biggest kick out of that! Anyway, we've got an offer in there somewhere, right? OK, push the botton, you get $34,000. Close the box, you open 5 more cases. I've gotta go laugh this off, but before I do, I've got 1 important question to ask you:
Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 3:53:07 GMT -5
Comments directed towards banker except for the one in parenthesis which is obviously not. First off, I think they're naked because 1: They're gonna party with me while you go home and play D&D, and 2: It pisses you off, immensely. Yeah, I probably have a very low amount in my case, especially since I kayoed the big dog in the first round (I told you I suck at this game), but you know what? I'm not going to give you the satisfaction! Cat Boy is going to use you as his litter box. Oh yeah... NO DEAL! Five more, eh? Alright... 3, 8, 11, 15, and 25.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 20:23:06 GMT -5
Apparently I must have done something wrong since Poker's been on 3 or 4 times but hasn't updated.
Maybe I should have dealt. LOL.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 22:01:07 GMT -5
Sorry, I didn't mean to give you false hope. I'll give you the next case values in just a sec.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 22:21:29 GMT -5
Case #3....Lisa!
Lisa: I'd just like to apologize to Ursula and Pilar right now. I actually wanted to see how it would feel to go in a jacuzzi with both of them and......
Ryan: Please, Lisa, stop for the sake of our air spot.
Lisa: OK, OK! I'll open the case!
$200,000
Oof. Not the best way to start off a round. We're headed to #8. Lauren, can you help Steve get lucky?
Lauren: Ryan! You want me to have sex with a contestant while the cameras are rolling?
Ryan: OK, poor choice of words. Open the case!
$100
Much better! Now we'll go to #11....Katie!
Katie: Ryan, why is it that you always get rid of me first when you're playing the game yourself?
Ryan: That's nothing against you, Katie! Really! It's just a family lucky number!
Katie: Thanks for clearing that up.
Ryan: Open the case!
$1,000
Neko, I thionk your unlucky streak may be unraveling! Let's see if Brooke at #15 feels the same way.
Brooke: Wait, Ryan, what was it that you replaced Sara's youth serum with?
Ryan: It's called Spanish Fly, why?
Brooke: Because I took some earlier today and I've been feeling so hot, like I could take you, Ursula and Keltie right now and....
Ryan: We'll open the case after this commercial break!
*15 minutes later*
Ryan: OK, now open the case!
$5,000
Nice one, Neko! We finish this round up with #25.....Kasie!
Kasie: Say, Ryan, who's the girl holding my old case?
Ryan: That's Krissy.
Kasie: She seems like a nice girl, maybe someone who's good.......
Ryan: At opening the case?
$500,000
All in all, a decent round.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 16, 2007 22:31:39 GMT -5
1¢ $1
$5 $10
$25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000
$25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000
$200,000 $300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $1,000,000
$2,000,000
Lucky Case: [7]
Remaining Cases: [1], [4], [6], [10], [12], [13], [16], [18], [19], [20], [21], [23], [24], [26]
*phone rings*
Great, it's Banker time. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Hey Cat Boy, how does it feel knocking out 2 more big dogs? Well, you idiot, I've had bad players end up with a lot of money before. I don't think it'll happen now. Take fifty-one thousand dollars and stick to hosting from now on!
$51,000
Hey, Banker, I don't think that's fair! Why don't you come down here and play the game yourself before deciding whether he's good or not? Well, Steve, you've got an offer. If you push the button right now, you'll leave with $51,000. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open 4 more cases before you get another offer from Sir Farts-a-Lot.
So, Steve Katerra......
Deal......or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 22:33:41 GMT -5
I think I need some feedback... do you think I've screwed the pooch too much knocking out all those huge amounts early on? Should I keep going?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 16, 2007 23:20:03 GMT -5
Shelly's take: You've still got four big ones on the board yet. I think it's a bit early to bow out, so I would say "no deal".
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 16, 2007 23:52:48 GMT -5
Alright, Shelly. I'm going to trust you here.
Hey Banker... You know what? I'm going to send Felicia up there and she's gonna kick your ass! NO DEAL!
Next four: 1, 6, 13 and 18.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 17, 2007 20:35:24 GMT -5
OK, we're starting this round off by kayoing #1.....Claudia!
Claudia: *panting* Sorry, Ryan, I've just been doing a lot of sprinting lately.
Ryan: Why is that?
Claudia: The Banker's been hitting on me!
Ryan: Yecchhh.......Open the case!
$400,000
Oy. Neko, I'm beginning to believe in your snakebitten theory. Over to #6...Oh no, what are you doing now, Megan?
Megan: I'm going on that Bahamas vacation soon, so I need to make sure I got the right sunscreen!
Ryan: Man, we really ARE headed towards being pulled. Just tell me your hands won't slip while you're opening the case.
$75
Much better! Now we go to our new #13......Laura!
Laura: Ryan, why is that girl Lianna so quiet?
Ryan: She's Columbian, and she's still getting fully accustomed to the nuances of the big city.
Laura: Oh, I see. Why did she think it was so weird that I was wearing that T-shirt earlier?
Ryan: Since she's on this version of Deal or No Deal, she thinks this town is a nudist colony.
Laura: You manipulate well, Ryan.
Ryan: Why, thank you. Open the case!
$10,000
Very, very good! Now, we finish off with #18...Marisa, how goes it?
Marisa: It goes great! I've been told that a director is making a spin-off film of my newest production, "Everybody Wants to be Italian", even before it hits theaters, and he wants me to star in it!
Ryan: Really? What's it called?
Marisa: Since he's seen me on here and in Steve's games, I'm starring in "Everybody Wants to do an Italian".
Ryan: OK, I admit, I walked into that one. Open the case!
1¢
Well, I'd say that that was a pretty good round!
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