PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 3, 2007 1:40:14 GMT -5
Hey, I'm a member of these boards, I might as well start one too. Who's ready to play for up to V$1 million? (BTW, I'm bringing back my 2 favorite models in this version, at Leyla and Hayley Marie's expense.)
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 3, 2007 21:12:46 GMT -5
What, noone wants a shot at V$1,000,000?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 4, 2007 19:33:08 GMT -5
You're playing my game, I should return the favour. I'd like to play!
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 4, 2007 21:01:56 GMT -5
Wonderful! Tell us a bit about yourself, pick a case, and we'll get started.
(BTW, if anyone would like to go after Joshua, you can post it here.)
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Post by Shelly on Nov 5, 2007 15:36:57 GMT -5
I'll go next.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 5, 2007 21:48:28 GMT -5
Sure thing, Shelly.
Joshua, please tell us about yourself.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 5, 2007 22:28:44 GMT -5
Heck, Shelly, if Joshua forgets he's playing, you might be my first contestant!
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 6, 2007 1:04:46 GMT -5
I'm here, I'm just not here on an hourly basis. I'm Josh, soon to get out of high school, and a million virtual dollars sounds like a plan! As for case, let me choose lucky 21!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 6, 2007 1:19:56 GMT -5
#21! Tameka bring it on down!
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Lucky case: [21]
Cases left: [1],[2],[3],[4],[5],[6],[7],[8],[9],[10],[11],[12],[13],[14],[15],[16],[17],[18],[19],[20],[22],[23],[24],[25],[26]
And now, pick 6 cases to begin the game.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 6, 2007 19:00:15 GMT -5
Let's go in threes please. 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, and 18.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 7, 2007 3:06:51 GMT -5
3......that's Lisa! Lisa, what's wrong?
Lisa (fuming): I just got a ruling from the FCC. They're not letting us wear the outfits from Neko's game here!
Ryan: What the hell? Open the case!
$500,000
Yowch! Not exactly the best start. However, you've left the top 2 amounts in play!
6....Megan! What do you think of this?
Megan: I don't get it. What's wrong with people seeing our....
Ryan: Open the case!
1¢
Much better! Let's go to #9....Patricia, what do you think of this?
Patricia: I think it makes no sense! I'm going to write the FCC about this!
Ryan: Open the case!
$1
Schweet! Now over to 12....Jill, what's your say!
Jill: I feel overdressed! I'd do something about it, but I don't want to lose my job. But would I actually lose my job over something as small as this? Hmmm.....what to do....
Ryan: How about you open the case first!
Jill: That's a great idea! I'll strip if there's a low number!
$500
Nice job, Joshua! *Jill starts stripping* Over to 15....Brooke!
Brooke: Hold on, Jill! Don't strip!
Jill: *stops stripping* Why not?
Brooke: Because the when the (F-bomb)ing FCC made this (f-bomb)ing rule, THE (F-BOMB)ING BANKER (F-BOMB)ING TOLD THEM TO SEND A (F-BOMB)ING AGENT TO THE SHOW! SHE'S IN THE (F-BOMB)ING 4TH ROW!
Ryan: Whoa, Brooke! Temper! I see that agent, though. I've seen her face before, I just can't place where! Anyways, Brooke, open the case!
$50,000
I'd say that's pretty good so far. finally, #18.... that's Marisa!
Marisa: I hate this new regulation too. I think I remember the agent's name, though....Miranda something, I'm pretty sure.
Ryan: You've gotta be kidding me. Miranda? HERE?
Marisa: I take it you know her. I'll just open the case.
$300,000
Ouch! That's not good. I'm still in shock. Miranda? The Miranda of GSN infamy? Huh boy.
(Offer will be posted tomorrow.)
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 7, 2007 21:12:44 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000
$50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Lucky case: [21]
Cases left: [1],[2],[4],[5],[7],[8],[10],[11],[13],[14],[16],[17],[19],[20],[22],[23],[24],[25],[26]
*phone rings*
Well, I wonder who that might be. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Well, look what scum plays for me first. Nice how you've already knocked out the $300 grand and half mil. Even nicer: The FCC approved my request to dress the models! And they sent Ms. Vera Cruz over to enforce it! That's got me in such a good mood, I'm bringing the offer up further than I originally planned! Take forty-one grand and let me celebrate!
$41,000
I knew it! It's her! Note to self: Ask Neko how to get rid of Miranda.
Anyways, Joshua, if you push that button, you'll earn $41,000 guaranteed. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open 5 more cases.
So....Joshua....
Deal....or No Deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 10, 2007 0:22:44 GMT -5
Is there a No Deal button? Cause I'd like to push that.
Let's go for 4, 8, 16, 20, and 24. Multiples of four now.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 10, 2007 20:49:52 GMT -5
4....Keltie! Keltie, how's it going?
Keltie: Still sore about the FCC's new regulation.
Ryan: I think that's a unanimous feeling, Keltie. Open the case!
$300
Excellent! Now to #8, Lauren! How are things, besides the FCC issue?
Lauren: Fine. The models and I went to Riordan Beach yesterday, wearing our usual swimsuits.
Ryan: But I've been to that becah with you before, and I never saw you wearing.....Oh, I get it. Open the case!
$75,000
That's pretty good, actually! Over to 16....Krissy!
Krissy: Ryan, did you see that guy last night who asked Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy to double-date him and Leyla?
Ryan: What would you have done if he had asked you and not Leyla?
Krissy: I wouldn't have gone if he paid me!
Ryan: Ouch. Open the case!
$10
Excellent! There goes a miniscule number! Next is 20! How goes it, Alike?
Alike: All right.
Ryan: What, nothing to say? Where's the fun in that? Ahh, forget it. Open the case!
$200
Unbelievable! Finally, over to 24: Kelly! What did you think of the show last night?
Kelly: Just don't mention the phrase "Banker Boys" to me again. Ever.
Ryan: I hated them too. Open the case!
$400
That round could NOT be any better! The Banker's gonna be running scared after that!
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 10, 2007 21:07:20 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5
$10 $25 $50 $75 $100
$200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000
$50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Lucky case: [21]
Cases left: [1],[2],[5],[7],[10],[11],[13],[14],[17],[19],[22],[23],[25],[26]
*presses speakerphone button*
Banker: So, Joshua knows how to play after all. Wonderful. Just quit complaining about the vast imporvement I made to this show! The models are staying dressed, unless the FCC overrides it, which they won't! So take 78 grand and get lost!
$78,000
*audience boos Banker*
Hold on? There are vast improvements on the show now? Where? I don't see any. As far as the game goes, however, if you push that button, you are guaranteed to get seventy-eight thousand dollars. No more, no less. If you say NO DEAL and close the box, you'll have 4 more cases to open before you can get another offer.
So....Joshua....
Deal....or No Deal?
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