joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 11, 2007 5:17:41 GMT -5
Banker, you need a can of whoop-ass! NO DEAL!
Let's go with the prime numbers. 2, 5, 7, and 11.
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 15, 2007 21:57:46 GMT -5
Let's go to #2. Stacey, how's the law biz treating you?
Stacey: Great! I went to my first court case yesterday!
Ryan: What were the charges?
Krissy: She was defending me for indecent exposure! And honestly, what's so indecent about showing my....
Miranda: I have an FCC citation book and I'm not afraid to use it!
Ryan: Geez, chill, Miranda. Open the case!
$100,000
Ouch! We didn't want to see that come off the board, but there's still a lot of dough left! Let's go to #5. How do you like this show so far, Ursula?
Ursula: It's half-and-half. I love the fact that my favorite contestant is going to play next, but I feel tragically overdressed!
Ryan: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get back to wearing your favorite outfit after the show. But for now, open the case!
$75
Good thing to see that come off the board! Over to #7. Sara, how old are you this time?
Sara: I overdosed a bit on the youth drink. I'm 12 years old right now, and dropping.
Ryan: We have got to get you away from that drink! Open the case!
Sara: I can't! I can't reach it!
Ryan: OK, then I'll open the case!
$1,000
Great amount kayoed there! Last case is 11. Katie, can you top that?
Katie: Don't look at me! I'm not gonna touch that youth stuff!
Ryan: Actually, I meant with your case value. Open it!
Katie: Oh. *peeks in case* That, I can do!
$50
Great round! The only big amount knocked out was the hundred grand!
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Nov 16, 2007 1:31:17 GMT -5
I'm going to go into the queue. I'll see what you do with me up there on the game, other than giving me a low number on purpose.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 17, 2007 0:21:15 GMT -5
And the offer is...
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 17, 2007 20:37:10 GMT -5
Coming up right after this commercial break. (Sorry, computer's been acting funky.)
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 17, 2007 21:25:12 GMT -5
Understandable. =)
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 17, 2007 21:32:36 GMT -5
I'm going to go into the queue. I'll see what you do with me up there on the game, other than giving me a low number on purpose. Come on, random.org picks all my case values. I don't do this unfairly. Anyways, you're in the queue, Neko.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 19, 2007 20:25:12 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5
$10 $25
$50 $75 $100
$200 $300 $400 $500 $750
$1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000
$50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Lucky case: [21]
Cases left: [1],[10],[13],[14],[17],[19],[22],[23],[25],[26]
*presses speakerphone button*
Banker: That's it! No more Mr. Nice Banker. It's hard enough with the commute from here to Neko's game, now I've got your game to work on! Well, I like you as much as I like the models in the nude. So take $106,000 and leave already!
$106,000
OK, this guy is getting to be a total pain in the (a-bomb). Anyways, Joshua, if you keep going, you have a 1 in 11 chance of having a million, and a 1 in 11 chance of having $5. If you push that button, you have a 100% chance of getting one hundred and six thousand dollars. However, if you do say NO DEAL, you'll have to open 3 more cases before you get another offer. 3 cases could knock out the million, 3-quaters of a million and $400k in one shot. But it could also knock out the $5, $25, and $100 in a single round. It's up to you to decide.
So....Joshua....
Deal....or No Deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 19, 2007 23:15:30 GMT -5
NO DEAL!
10, 22, and 26, please.
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 21, 2007 14:44:25 GMT -5
#10.....Anya! Anya?
Patricia: She's over here! I'm gathering a list of complaints from all of us models about the FCC's ruling and sending it to them! Now, please continue, Anya.
Anya: It eliminates the benefits of a good deal of the hard work I put in. If it'll only show up one one game, why should I bother working on the hair on my....
Ryan: Anya, could you please come up here and open the case?
$25
Wonderful! Now let's try to keep this up with #22! Lianna, I take it you've already registered your complaint?
Lianna: Yep, and it really makes me feel sexier when I'm done letting out anger.
Ryan: Lianna, must I remind you that....
Miranda: And that's another citation to add to the list!
Ryan: I guess I don't. Open the case!
$5
That's absolutely amazing! The lowest amount is gone! Let's try to keep up this great round with 26. Lindsay, how's your show going?
Lindsay: Wonderful! I love hosting it. And right now I feel like I have to Get Out! of something else.
Ryan: FCC, Lindsay. Open the case!
$100
Unreal! The bottom 3 amounts gone in one round! Joshua, you're doing incredible!
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 21, 2007 19:59:44 GMT -5
Amazing is my middle name. What can I say? =D
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 21, 2007 20:48:53 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750
$1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000
$50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $750,000
$1,000,000
Lucky case: [21]
Cases left: [1],[13],[17],[23],[25]
*presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Now THAT's the way to play the game! I'm going to put your face after knocking out the million on my Christmas cards! Oh, an offer? Here, take one hundred and sixty-four grand and leave!
$164,000
Well, we've got an ecstatic man in the studio. But he's still given you a decent offer. If you say NO DEAL, you'll be at the point where you only open up 1 case at a time. If you knock out the 3-quarters of a million here, the offer will never reach this level again.
So......Joshua.....
Deal....or No Deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 22, 2007 0:24:12 GMT -5
I'm not moving at all! NO DEAL!
Give me case 19 and case 14 to open, please. Oh, please let them be the $750 and the $5,000!
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PokerJoker811
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The 3rd party loading the cases.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Nov 25, 2007 16:55:47 GMT -5
#19....Are you OK, Mylinda?
Mylinda: I'm just really nervous for joshua.
Ryan: So am I. Open the case!
$400,000
OOOOF!!! That's not good. Down to 14. Please, turn this around, Pilar!
Pilar: I hope I can. I haven't been this nervous since....
Ryan: Pilar, I think you should open the case.
$1,000,000
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCH! I'm so sorry joshua.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Nov 25, 2007 19:36:14 GMT -5
I'll settle for $750,000. S'all good.
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