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Post by Shelly on Dec 6, 2007 21:03:38 GMT -5
LOL. In some games, every time I say "No Deal", I take off an article of clothing until I'm down to nothing. The Banker hates it; but it seems everyone else loves it. (Well, y'know, everyone but Miz Vera Cruz.)
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 6, 2007 21:32:43 GMT -5
I don't think "it seems" is necessary in there. *Audience cheers for Shelly*
Well, the obvious question: Will that be happening this game?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 7, 2007 2:21:28 GMT -5
I think so.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 7, 2007 19:35:12 GMT -5
Well, Shelly, I've got a surprise for you. You see the models over there? *points to models* Note the fact that they're wearing shirts and jeans like you instead of dresses tonight. Well, Shelly, there's a reason for that. You see, every time you do turn an offer down, the models will take off the same article of clothing that you do! *Audience cheers crazily*
Now, as of this game, I, too, will be using a half-mil progression per game, like Neko did pre-max out. So, Shelly, pick the case worth one and a half million dollars!
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Cases: [1],[2],[3],[4],[5],[6],[7],[8],[9],[10],[11],[12],[13],[14],[15],[16],[17],[18],[19],[20],[21],[22],[23],[24],[25],[26]
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Post by Shelly on Dec 7, 2007 23:15:23 GMT -5
Schweet! I love you, ladies! ;D
Selected case: But I'm gonna go with #22. Just on a whim. Sort of.
First six to open: 21, 23, 4, 9, 18, and 12.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 8, 2007 14:49:45 GMT -5
#22! Bring it down, Lianna!
*Lianna brings down case and returns to her spot*
Noone's going to be leaving during this game. All 26 of them are here for the strippage.
OK, we're starting with 21. How's it going, Tameka?
Tameka: Much better than last game! That (ah-bomb) Miranda's gone!
Ryan: Yep. Neko is a savior.
Tameka: Now if only he could get rid of the other (ah-bomb) around here.....
Ryan: But then who'd give out the offers?
Tameka: Good point.
Ryan: Open the case!
$200
Good way to start off. Now, let's go to 23 and see how Aubrie's doing.
Aubrie: Ryan! I'm really liking this new idea. But, there is one big question still on my mind: Once we get all the clothes off, are they staying off?
Ryan: Hey, thanks for reminding me, Aubrie. I meant to buy that "How to Build a Bonfire" book. Open the case!
$750
Great to see those left-side amounts gone! Now to 4. Keltie, how are ya today? Keltie?
Ursula: She's still trying to finish the challenge Neko put her up to.
Ryan: Could you tell her to get the rest of the peaches later?
Ursula: Sure, but she won't be back for a few minutes.
Ryan: Well, we can't go to a commercial. So I'll open the case!
$400,000
OUCH! That is NOT good. Let's see if Patricia and #9 can turn this around.
Patricia: Man, I'm still bummed that I hit dead last on the SDM poll!
Ryan: Trust me, you're way better than last. Why do you think I picked Leyla and Hayley Marie to swap out of this game?
Patricia: Awww, thanks. I'll let you know how grateful I am tonight.
Ryan: Patricia, I've got 3 letters for you: F-C-C. Open the case!
$100
B-e-a-utiful! Now, to 18. Marisa, how goes it?
Marisa: Ryan, have I ever shown you how it's done in Italy?
Ryan: Please: Wait until we're off the air.
Marisa: To open the case?
$300,000
Ugh. There goes another big amount. We finish off with 12. Jill, please show us something small.
Jill: I can show you what I bought at Victoria's Secret yesterday. That's pretty small.
Ryan: Don't show us that until Shelly takes off the necessary articles of clothing. I was actually referring to what's in your case.
$1,000
All in all, not a bad round.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 8, 2007 15:07:05 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400 $500
$750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Lucky Case: [22]
Cases remaining: [1],[2],[3],[5],[6],[7],[8],[10],[11],[13],[14],[15],[16],[17],[19],[20],[24],[25],[26]
*phone rings*
Well, that must be the president of your fan club. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Aggggh! First, that idiotic lady Neko fawns over gets rid of the wonderful Miss Vera Cruz, then this artistic wannabe shows up, and now those models are going to be naked here too? No way! You are pure evil. You should be thankful I'm even offering you this much after knocking out the 300 and 400 grand. So take sixteen grand, leave, and never come back!
$16,000
Hey now! That's just uncalled for, Banker! I mean, a low offer is one thing, but insulting Shelly's art and calling her evil? That's just not necessary!
*phone rings again*
*picks it up* Hello? Oh, you were calling ME pure evil. *hangs up* Anyone have a machete I can borrow? I need to chat with the banker after the show. Anyway, Shelly, if you press that button right now, you'll take $16,000 and noone will be taking anything off. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have another 5 cases to open before the next offer.
So, Shelly....
Deal......or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 8, 2007 20:26:24 GMT -5
Banker's gonna see us get nekkid and like it. NO DEAL! *takes off jeans*
Next five: 1, 7, 16, 20, and 3.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 9, 2007 0:47:03 GMT -5
Well, ladies, you know how this one's working. *all 26 models take pants off*
OK, back to the game. Going to numero uno. Claudia, how are you?
Claudia: Did I tell you? I met Drew Carey, my ex-boss's replacement, last week.
Ryan: Wow! What did he say?
Claudia: He asked why it is that I'm naked so much.
Ryan: Well, how did he come off to you, personality-wise?
Claudia: Well, besides that ridiculous question, he seemed to be a really nice guy.
Ryan: Good to hear. Open the case!
1¢
YES! That's great to see leave the board! Over to 7......Sara. Thank GOD you aren't using the cream today.
Sara: Why, Ryan, I'm shocked at you! Just because I won the model's arm-wrestling tournament, you think I'm using steroids?
Ryan: Not THAT cream! The youth cream!
Sara: Oooooooh. Well, I knew that there would be strippage tonight, and I didn't want this show to get an FCC investigation.
Ryan: Glad you thought ahead tonight. Open the case!
$500,000
Aiyee! I did NOT want that to show up. Hopefully Krissy and #16 will give you better luck.
Krissy: I can have you get lucky, Ryan.
Ryan: Backstage, Krissy. Open the case!
$750,000
Blecch! I did NOT want that to show up. Now, let's see if you can turn this around with Alike.
Alike: Ryan, what does the number 27 mean to you?
Ryan: Nothing in particular, why?
Alike: By tomorrow, that number will.
Ryan: Whoa! Open the case, feisty girl!
$10,000
Well, at least it's not the million and a half. Let's try to finish on a high note with Lisa.
Lisa: Hey, Alike, mind if I bring a 28th tonight?
Alike: Not at all, unless Ryan minds.
Ryan: The more, the better! Open the case!
$500
Frankly, I don't think this was the best round you could've had.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 9, 2007 1:14:12 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000
$10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Lucky Case: [22]
Cases remaining: [2],[5],[6],[8],[10],[11],[13],[14],[15],[17],[19],[24],[25],[26]
*phone rings*
Huh boy. Brace yourself, Shelly. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Well, that round had some goods and some bads to it. The good: you knocked out the half mil and 750 k. The bad news: you've kayoed the penny and, besides the host, I'm the only person in the building wearing pants. But, since you knocked some of the biggest and some of the smallest, I'll give you an offer that's very close to your last one: twenty-one thousand dollars. Take it, put your pants on, and get the (f-bomb) out of my face!
$21,000
Uh, Banker, I don't think either her or the models have any intention of putting their pants on. *audience cheers for Shelly and the models*
Now, Shelly, if you press that button, you'll take $21,000 home and and the audience will probably slash your tires in the parking lot. If you say NO DEAL, it's another 4 cases until the Banker brings out another insult.
So, Shelly....
Deal......or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 9, 2007 21:09:44 GMT -5
Oh, eff off, Banker.
Meanwhile, ladies, I think it's time the shirts came off. NO DEAL!
Next four: 15, 24, 6, and 8.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 10, 2007 21:31:20 GMT -5
Ladies, you heard her. *all models remove shirts*
OK, now that our censors are sweating bullets, let's go over to Case 15, Brooke!
Brooke: Ryan! I think I'm losing my edge in darts.
Ryan: How come?
Brooke: I don't know. Ever since I shredded the Banker's picture that I was taping to my practice board, my aim's been off.
Ryan: I think I know what your problem is. Open the case!
$300
Nice to see that gone! Let's go to 24....Kelly!
Kelly: Wait, we're going off the air?
Ryan: Huh?
Kelly: Didn't you just say we're being replaced by 24?
Ryan: Kelly, have you ever considered seeing a hearing specialist?
Kelly: No, I hate fish!
Ryan: I said HEARING, not HERRING! Open the case!
$25
Nice! Let's see if Megan and #6 can keep this hot streak up.
Megan: Ryan! Did I tell you?
Ryan: Tell me what?
Megan: I'm going on vacation to the Bahamas in 2 weeks!
Ryan: Oh boy, time to bring out the big wheel of replacement Megans. Man, I hate the inconsistency of it!
Megan: I....think I'll just open the case.
$10
Wow! That's a great number to get rid of! Your final; case this round is 8....Lauren!
Lauren: Ryan, don't mind Kelly. She's been a bit out of it since someone maxxed out the volume on her Ipod as a prank.
Ryan: Ouch. Any idea on who it is?
Lauren: I thought I saw Tameka snickering when Kelly started talking about fish.
Ryan: Huh boy. What's the number for Dr. Davidson? He's the ear surgeon that helped me out.
Lauren: Can't call him. He's been booked for malpractice.
Ryan: I always wondered why he operated with a helmet on. Open the case!
$75,000
That amount's a bit shaky with such a low safety net, but all in all, a great round!
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 10, 2007 21:53:15 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5
$10 $25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400
$500 $750 $1,000 $5,000
$10,000 $25,000 $50,000
$75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Lucky Case: [22]
Cases remaining: [2],[5],[10],[11],[13],[14],[17],[19],[25],[26]
*phone rings*
Well, this SHOULD be fun. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: What happened, Shelly? You think you'll get a good enough offer just because you knocked of a low amount or 2? Well, considering how much this number comes into play, and considering what kind of state this game is coming to, I decided to add up a certain set of numbers to give you this offer: seventy-six thousand, six hundred and fifty-nine dollars! Take it and leave the models with at least something on!
$76,659
$76,659? What kind of offer is that?
*phone rings again*
*picks phone up* Hello? Oh, I get it. *hangs up* I'll tell you how he came up with that offer after you decide if you're going to take home that money or open 3 more cases.
So, Shelly....
Deal......or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 12, 2007 17:18:32 GMT -5
That is one strange-a** offer. And it sucks. NO DEAL. And now I give the banker 54 reasons to love us or loathe us. Time to liberate our Girls, if you know what I mean. Next three: 2, 19, and 14.
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 12, 2007 20:43:39 GMT -5
You know, I thought that the way he made that offer was 12 shades of weird too. That number, $76,659, is $69,000 + $6,900 + $690 + $69. But now, since that offer's been turned down, ladies, what say we give the Banker the rest of those 54 reasons?
*Ladies oblige*
Man, I love my job. Over to #2....Stacey! How do you like this new dress code?
Stacey: Man, I love letting loose like this! I haven't had the chance to be wearing this little on National TV since....
Ryan: Since you were last modeling in Neko's game.
Stacey: Good point.
Ryan: Open the case!
$50
Absolutely wonderful! Let's see if Mylinda and 19 can keep you on a hot streak.
Mylinda: Hey Ryan, how come you always mention how Claudia was a model for TPIR, and you never mention that I was?
Ryan: I don't know. The writers are the ones that give me banter ideas.
Mylinda: Remind me to talk to them later.
Ryan: First, I'd like to remind you to show us the actual retail value of Case 19.
Mylinda: How do I do that!
Ryan: Open the dang thing!
$5,000
Wow, you are making a killing, Shel'z! Over to 14 now....Pilar!
Pilar: Man, Shelly is a life-saver! If I had to keep these clothes on for much longer, I would scream!
Ryan: Wow, I didn't know you were so forceful in your love of nudity!
Pilar: Man, right now I just want to go backstage with her and show her how I say thank you.
Ryan: Oy. Well, Neko, I think I should be up to 140 now. Open the case!
$400
A beautiful round! I can't wait to see what the Banker has to say about that.
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