PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 12, 2007 21:22:05 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5
$10 $25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000
$75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Lucky Case: [22]
Cases remaining: [5],[10],[11],[13],[17],[25],[26]
*phone rings*
If this guy's not scared by now, he must have gone numb. *presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Aack! What kind of a round is that? You were supposed to knock out the top prize, and then take a weak deal! You aren't supposed to keep the $1.5 mil in the game through 3 rounds! Now you're REALLY getting on my nerves. Take one hundred and fifty-six thousand dollars and get out of here!
$156,000
Well, you've got that (b-bomb) on the defensive now. He's offered you a six-digit figure for that case. Now, the decisions get a lot tougher. You have a one-eighth chance of winning the jackpot, but a nearly 40% chance of leaving with under $100. If you push this button, right now, you have a 100% chance of winning $156,000. No more, no less. Is it time to bow to the Banker? Is there 1 and a half million dollars in case 22? These are some of the smaller questions beneath the single overriding question.....
Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 12, 2007 22:55:52 GMT -5
I might regret saying this later, Shelly, but tell that banker to shove off. Go one more! NO DEAL! (besides that, right around that point would be where the models and you would look your best. )
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Post by Shelly on Dec 12, 2007 23:22:10 GMT -5
LOL! Neko does have a point...in more ways than one. NO DEAL! And now, me and the ladies shall get into our proper party attire, if you know what I mean. *nods* Next two: 10 and 25. Anya and Hayley, don't let me down!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 13, 2007 23:06:22 GMT -5
Anya and Hayley, don't let me down! (Remember, I swapped Hayley and Leyla out.) OK girls, time to get into your party outfits! *girls put on party attire* Beautiful! Now, let's see if Anya and #10 can knock out a tiny number. Anya: ß íå ìîãó æäàòü âàøåãî ïåíèñà âäàâàòüñÿ â ìîå âëàãàëèùå, Ryan. Ryan: What? Anya: It's Russian for....*whispers in Ryan's ear* Ryan: Why must you try to get us pulled? You could've just said it in cleaner terms! Anya: This is more fun! Ryan: Ugghhh. I think I may break Neko's record for FCC citations in a single episode. Open the case! $25,000Oddly enough, that's a bit of a worrysome amount right now. Let's go over to the NEW #25......Kasie! Kasie: Ryan, I cannot thank you enough for putting me back on your version of the show. I haven't felt the wind in my hair since I left! Ryan: Kasie, I truly hope you're talking about the hair on your head. Kasie: Come on, I've had plenty of wind in the hair on my head since I left. I just haven't had the chance to air out the hair on my.... Ryan: A hiatus of over 4 months and you haven't missed a beat, Kasie. Kasie: I try, I try. Ryan: Open the case! $100,000Well, you kept the $1.5 mill and the 200k up there. That should drive the Bank offer up.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 13, 2007 23:44:03 GMT -5
1¢$1 $5 $10 $25 $50$75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000$50,000 $75,000 $100,000$200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000$1,500,000Lucky Case: [22] Cases remaining: [5],[11],[13],[17],[26] *phone rings* For the first time, I'm going to enjoy hearing this. *presses speakerphone button* Banker: YAAAA!!!!! OK, why are you making this so difficult for me? Can't you just knock out the white numbers and make this easy for me? OK, you've forced me to break out the big numbers, and you know how much I hate doing that. Two hundred and ninety-one thousand dollars!$291,000OK, he's offering $291,000 for your case. *phone rings again* Hello?.....OK, I'll tell her. Bye. *hangs up* He said that the money's only half of the offer. The other half is headed down that tunnel right now. *Jimmy Carr, Joe Rogan, Graham Elwood, Megan Johnson, George Gray, and Mark L. Walberg run out of tunnel* 6 very familiar people to you! If you take the deal, not only will you get the money, you'll get a night out with each of these people, at the locale of your choice, on the house, and then a 7th night out where you'll go with every single one of them, also on the house! You will also recieve autographed memorabilia from all 6, including autographed pictures of all of them individually! (Note: Clothing level can be altered for any of these pictures at your request. ) The value of all this is $47,680, making the total value of this deal $338,680! You can get ALL of that if you press the button right now. If you say NO DEAL, you'll open 1 more case and get another cash offer, but this Snark Alliance deal is a one-time thing, so if you don't take it now, you'll never get a shot at it again. So, Shelly......... Deal......or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 14, 2007 0:21:58 GMT -5
Two things I'm going to tell you right now. 1. Shelly, if you think that the million five is in your case, go for it. We in the Hall of Fame can get you the Snark Alliance package. Otherwise, go ahead and deal now. 2. I just bought a DoND shirt today. It should be arriving in the next couple of weeks.
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Post by Shelly on Dec 14, 2007 20:49:13 GMT -5
I love my Snark Alliance; but.... that offer overall? Is just not kosher. NO DEAL.
Next case: 26
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 14, 2007 23:32:39 GMT -5
Wow. Shelly, you are quite the risk-taker. Snark Alliance, you are welcome to stay for the rest of the game.
Now over to 26....Lindsay!
Lindsay: I am so nervous for Shelly right now.
Ryan: So am I.
Lindsay: I am REALLY hoping that I'm not holding the jackpot right now.
Ryan: Relax. Just calm yourself by thinking about tonight, and open the case.
Lindsay: *peeks inside* Oh my God. Shelly......
$5
You have dodged ANOTHER bullet!
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 15, 2007 0:13:37 GMT -5
1¢ $1
$5 $10 $25 $50 $75
$100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000
$75,000 $100,000 $200,000
$300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,500,000
Lucky Case: [22]
Cases remaining: [5],[11],[13],[17]
*phone rings*
His reaction to this should be...interesting.*presses speakerphone button*
Banker: Ugh. When will you just knock out the jackpot case and end the (f-bomb)ing suspense? OK, an offer. First, 81 black bars to cover up the 27 of you. Secondly, four hundred and twelve thousand dollars!
$412,000
Ugh. I can tell you what to do with those 81 black bars, but I think a HazMat team would be more suited to do that. As for that offer....well, let's see what the Snark Alliance thinks.
Mark L.: Listen Shelly, if the 1.5 mil is knocked out next, your offer will drop like an overweight Russian Roulette contestant. Take it now.
George: Listen, Shelly, you've got a great shot at this. You've got an 80% chance at knocking out something besides the 1.5 mil, and when that happens, the offer's moving up. At least one more case, Shelly. NO DEAL.
Graham: George is right, Shelly. I've got a feeling that you can knock the buck out with your next pick, and the offer after that should be 600k easy. At least one more round.
Jimmy: Listen, $412 grand is more money than you could make in a lifetime. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if you pass it up and knock out the jackpot, you will hate yourself for the rest of your life. Take the deal.
Joe: Shelly, I speak as an expert on pushing the envelope, and I know that everyone has their limit. I think this offer is yours. Take the money and run.
Ryan: Megan, what do you think?
*Megan holds up arms in an X*
I think that one means NO DEAL. Well, the Alliance is split down the middle. Shelly, if you take the deal now, you will have $412,000 to take home right now. If you say NO DEAL, it's one more case, that could be $1, $75, $50,000, $200,000, or the 1.5 million dollars.
So, Shelly.........
Deal......or No Deal?
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Post by Shelly on Dec 15, 2007 19:55:08 GMT -5
Hey, Megs, don't you have something for ye olde banker?
Megan Johnson: I do. (She reveals a ticket home.)
I don't think I can risk anymore. DEAL! *high fives all around*
My next choices would've been 17, 13, and 11.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 15, 2007 20:13:28 GMT -5
Congrats, Shelly, on snagging $412,000 from DOND! Now, let's see if you made a good deal or not.
You said your next pick would've been 17. Jenelle, open the case.
$75
Ooh. And the Banker would've offered you.....
$561,000
Five hundred and sixty-one thousand dollars. Next you said you'd have gone with 13. Laura, open the case....
$50,000
Oooh. And the offer would've been.....
$641,000
Six hundred and forty-one thousand dollars. You said you'd have gone with 11 after that. Katie, open the case.....
$1
The BUCK! Huh boy, and your final offer would've been......
$913,000
Nine hundred and thirteen THOUSAND dollars! Now, let's see what you had.
*opens Shelly's case*
Shelly, you made......
$1,500,000
The Banker's day! Just to be sure, Urusla, open it.
$200,000
I'm so sorry about that, but you're still going home with $412,000, and that's not bad at all for a day's work!
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 15, 2007 20:43:34 GMT -5
By the way, if the Banker tries to put any black bars on, he won't live long enough to get back up the stairs.... just a friendly reminder from the person who knows which one's his car.
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 15, 2007 21:02:44 GMT -5
Here's the leaderboard after a whopping 2 games:
1. Shelly: $412,000 (best game: $412,000) (1 deal) 2. Joshua: $164,000 (best game: $164,000) (1 deal)
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PokerJoker811
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Post by PokerJoker811 on Dec 15, 2007 21:03:36 GMT -5
Now, our next contestant is....Steven Katerra!
Steve, why don't you tell us about yourself?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Dec 15, 2007 22:56:07 GMT -5
Hey there. My name is Steven, but friends call me Steve or Neko. I'm pretty broke right now because I work as an inventory technician and want to make a ton of money so I can throw the biggest party in the history of the state!
Ladies, all of you are invited!
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