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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 16, 2008 22:10:07 GMT -5
And play you shall!
Tell me about yourself.
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 17, 2008 6:47:54 GMT -5
I'm a high school senior getting ready to go for college! I may need about $50,000 and that will set me all ready to go...
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 9:33:10 GMT -5
And away we go! In front of you are 26 models each holding a case with a different amount of money put inside. Nobody knows what amounts are in what case as they were placed by a third party. We do know that one of these cases holds the top prize ... $1,000,000!...all the way down to one penny. Available amounts: $.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000$25,000 $50,000 $75,000$100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000Cases available: [1], [2], [3], [4]. [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], {10], {11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17]. [18], [19], [20], [21], [22], [23], [24], [25], [26] Your case: to be selected
Now it's time to get this game underway. What number suits you best? Pick that million dollar case!
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 17, 2008 17:25:40 GMT -5
I know the sweet Tameka, 21!!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 19:09:51 GMT -5
Tameka? Tameka: Yes?Wade: Come to the other side ... and put your case right over there. [points to case holder][Tameka brings the case to Wade to place on the case holder. She "lays one on" Wade.]Wow! Now that's a kiss! [pause] Alright, Rakuten06, look at that case as it shines of the lights of this studio. Of course, you can always sell this case. We'll talk about that later. Right now, let's start opening six of those there cases up on the stage. Shout out them numbers!
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 17, 2008 19:17:03 GMT -5
3, 10, 17, 23, 11, and 7!!!!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 20:04:51 GMT -5
Case #3 ... Lisa!
Lisa: Wade, the jacuzzi we ordered just arrived today. They're installing it now.
Wade: Save me a spot, Lisa. Open your case.
Lisa: Rakuten, I'm about to ruin your day.
$1,000,000
THE VERY FIRST PICK! Doesn't necessarily mean certain doom! Cancel my spot, Lisa.
Case #10 ... Anya!
Anya: IYou won't believe what happened to me? I saw Elvis.
Wade: Really? Is he still a hunka hunka burning love?
Anya: I was talking about my buddy Elvis Smith. Who do you think I meant?
Wade: Oh, that other guy. Not that important. Just some things he did, like perform in Hawaii. [sigh] Please open your case.
$75
That's better.
Case #17 ... Jenelle!
Wade: Jenelle, are you feeling better?
Jenelle: Much better.
Wade: Great! Open your case.
$.01
Nicely done!
Case #23 ... Aubrie!
Aubrie: I heard somebody scored big on Winterbells.
Wade: Yes, you did. Stacey accomplished that feat.
Aubrie: I wasn't talking about the game.
Wade: Then you best open your case before the FCC pulls us off the air.
$750,000
Appalling!
Case #11 ... Katie!
Katie: Do you see this? [waves a piece of paper in her hand]
Wade: It looks like a piece of paper you're waving in your hand.
Katie: Thanks, Captain Obvious! I had to return an old dress I accidentally ripped.
Wade: Good thing you kept the receipt.
Katie: Actually, the clerks at the store didn't take back my dress, even with the receipt I provided.
Wade: Is that from the dollar store you visited the other day?
Katie: Yes.
Wade: You get what you pay for, Katie. Open your case.
$1,000
Nice pick.
Case #7 ... Sara!
Sara: Yes, Wade?
[time passes]
Wade: I see you're giving me the silent treatment. Please open your case.
$300,000
[Wade almost vomits] Would you still be happy with $500,000, 'cos that's the highest value up there right now?
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 20:13:01 GMT -5
Available amounts: $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $400,000 $500,000
Available cases: [1], [2], [4], [5], [6], [8], [9], [12]. [13], [14], [15], [16], [18], [19]. [20]. [22]. [24]. [25]. [26] Your case: [21]
There's one good thing I can say about this first round. It's over. Now it's time to hear from Mr. Carlos K. Krinklebine, a.k.a. "The Banker."
[Wade pushes banker's speakerphone button.]
Banker: Aaaahhh, happiness reigns up here, because of what you did, rakuten. Never mind the penny, but the million and 750,000 are gone thanks to you! Ha-ha! Anyway, my first offer is seven thousand dollars and your dignity.
$7,000
Well, rakuten, there it is. If you say DEAL, the 7 grand is yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up five more cases.
So, rakuten, Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 17, 2008 20:49:13 GMT -5
Wow... umm, that's a bad one. NO DEAL!! 2, 6, 13, 15, and 19
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 21:20:48 GMT -5
Case #2 ... Stacey! Stacey: I'm hoping to become a virtual lawyer someday.Wade: Virtual lawyer?Stacey: Yes.Wade: How does that work?Stacey: I can represent all those little video game characters that keep getting killed. Mario and Luigi need all the legal support they can.Wade: Bowser has a good team of lawyers on his side. You'll be in for a fight. At this time, I must ask you to open your case.$5,000Nice job. Case #6 ... Megan! Megan: I finally got around to feeding my pet hamster today.Wade: Is he okay?Megan: I don't know. He hasn't moved.Wade: Do you realize that hamster died of starvation?Megan: Oh .... sugar honey iced ...Wade: Miranda's watching, Megan. Please open your case.$100So far, so good! Case #13 ... Leyla! Wade: Uh, Leyla, is that a bird in your hair?Leyla: Yeah. A little bird decided to make my hair its nest.Hayley: It's a smart bird. It knows the different between a fro and a nest.Leyla: Because you were the one who poured bird seed on me.Hayley: All right, you and me!Wade: Quick! Somebody open Leyla's case![Kendhal quickly runs over to open the case.]$10Security arrives to break up the fight. The audience boos. Wade: All right. Thanks, Kendhal. Hope to hear from you soon.Case #15 ... Brooke! Brooke: I saw something scary in my closet and my hair stood up.Wade: Really! Are you referring to the hair on your head?Brooke [points to head]: Now, Wade, you should know better than that.Wade: Sorry, Brooke. Please open your case.$400Another low amount gone. Case #19 ... Mylinda! Mylinda: I'm feeling a little dizzy.Wade: And just when Jenelle was feeling better. Please open your case before you collapse.$200,000[Mylinda collapses.]Things were going so well until then.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 17, 2008 21:29:26 GMT -5
Available amounts: $1 $5 $25 $50 $200 $300 $500 $750 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [1], [4], [5]. [8], [9], [12], [14], [16]. [18]. [20]. [22]. [24]. [25], [26] Your case: [21]
[Wade pushes the button on the banker's speakerphone.]
Banker: Don't get your hopes up too high, rakuten. I'm predicting a very small amount in your case. If you want to avoid this embarrassment, take twenty-four thousand dollars and go home!
$24,000
If you say DEAL, the money is yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up four more cases.
It's all on you. Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 18, 2008 6:24:48 GMT -5
No Deal!! 25, 5, 14, and 20!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 18, 2008 9:07:12 GMT -5
Case #25 ... Hayley!
Wade: Nice to see you back, Hayley. You got game!
Hayley: Excuse me. I have game. I have no room for ebonics, m'kay?
Wade: Sorry, Hayley. Please open your case.
$10,000
Very impressed!
Case #5 ... Ursula!
Ursula: The past few days were very painful.
Wade: How painful were they?
Ursula: I had kidney stones and I could barely breathe. Then with one deep breath, I passed that stone.
Wade: I'm curious. What did that stone look like?
[Ursula shows Wade the stone. It looks like a tooth.]
Wade: Okay. Put the stone away and open your case.
$25
Passed a low amount.
Case #14 ... Pilar!
Wade: Pilar, what's with the sunglasses?
Pilar: I just wanted to get some sun.
Wade: Pilar, we are inside the studio.
Pilar: Then we should get that roof fixed then.
Wade: I'll look into it. Open your case.
$50,000
That's okay.
Case #20 ... Aliké!
Aliké: I feel very happy today.
Wade: Enlighten me.
Aliké: I served soup to homeless people in the nearby shelter today. They were happy to have some. Then I helped children clean up the nearby park. The people were happy to have a nice clean park.
Wade: Great to see that your hard work in the community didn't go unnoticed. Please open your case.
$100,000
[sigh]
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 18, 2008 9:15:43 GMT -5
Available amounts: $1 $5 $50 $200 $300 $500 $750 $25,000 $75,000 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [1], [4], [8], [9], [12], [16], [18], [22], [24], [26] Your case: [21]
Time to get the banker's attention. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: All right. So you're still here. That annoying ant in my picnic. Well, before I pull out that can of Raid®, I suggest you take sixty-nine thousand dollars and leave now!
$69,000
All right. You have a safety net. You have a 1 in 11 chance of having $500,000 in your case. Do you give up $69,000 for a chance at $500,000?
If you say DEAL, $69,000 is yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up three more cases.
The moment of truth ... Deal or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 18, 2008 15:29:33 GMT -5
No Vas!! 16, 24, and 1, please!!
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