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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 11, 2008 23:04:51 GMT -5
Case #14 ... Pilar!
Pilar: And I was about to play Strip Poker..
Wade: Looks like I stopped you at just the right time.
Pilar: I was hoping you would join me.
Wade: No way, Pilar. I'd like to keep my clothes on, along with my dignity. A little class goes a long way, Pilar. Think about that as you open your case.
$75
Tada!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 11, 2008 23:14:56 GMT -5
Available amounts: $200 $50,000 $75,000 $400,000 $1,000,000
Cases available: [2], [4], [22]. [24] Your case: [20]
Look at that, Joshua. Look at what you did to my board. Only five amounts are left, including the one million dollars!
You have a 20% chance of having one million dollars in your case!
But first, we must hear from the banker. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: I was going to join Pilar in some strip poker, Joshua, but thanks to you, I don't get to do that. Thanks for nothing. Anyhow, you have officially overstayed your welcome and it's time for you to leave. Do that and I'll gladly wire three hundred ten thousand dollars into your account.
$310,000
Well, Joshua. If you say DEAL, that money is 100% yours. If you say NO DEAL, you will have to open one more case.
So Joshua ... Deal or No Deal?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 13, 2008 1:25:08 GMT -5
Ooh. This is tough. But I have a safety net. So No Deal!
22. *cringes*
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 13, 2008 9:03:45 GMT -5
Case #22 ... Lianna!
Lianna: Have you seen my piano?
Wade: How can you lose something as big as a piano?
Lianna: Would you believe I can play a jazz version of Für Elise?
Wade: Can you please open your case?
$200
How low can you go? THAT'S THE LAST GREEN ONE, JOSHUA!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 13, 2008 9:12:21 GMT -5
Available amounts: $50,000 $75,000 $400,000 $1,000,000
Cases remaining: [2], [4], [24] Your case: [20]
The banker is beyond nervous. [pushes Banker's speakerphone button]
Banker: Pushing your luck is an understatement. You've annihilated this board. I'm about to have a heart attack! Relieve my pain by taking three hundred eighty-seven thousand dollars and getting out of my face NOW!
$387,000
This is your board. This is your destiny. This could change your virtual life. If you say DEAL, it's yours! If you say NO DEAL, you must open up one more case. I should remind you that you have a 25% chance of having $1,000,000 in your case. Are you willing to give up that dream of being a virtual millionaire for $387,000?
Joshua? DEAL ... or NO DEAL?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 13, 2008 19:33:55 GMT -5
Can I give the Banker a stroke as well? Cos I wish to decline. No Deal, and let's open up 2.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 13, 2008 19:44:59 GMT -5
Case #2 ... Stacey! Stacey: Wade, I have a confession to make. I'm a fan of BIIIIG numbers!Wade: How big?Stacey: I played this "Winterbells" game, and I got a score of 1.44654554×1077 points.Wade: You can't spell it out, Stacey?Stacey: Wade, the scoreboard will only fit so many digits, so I had to have a team of attorneys calculate my score.Wade: Stacey, you're an attorney yourself.Stacey: Indeed I am.Wade: Enough about talking about big numbers. Open your case.[Stacey peeks inside case]Stacey: This is a big number I did NOT want to see!$1,000,000[The population screams in horror. Stores are being looted. Fights are breaking out. The police and military are useless. And then ...]Wade: Stop it, all of you! Let's restore some order here! I'm so sorry, Joshua.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 13, 2008 19:53:03 GMT -5
Available amounts: $50,000 $75,000 $400,000
Cases available: [4], [24] Your case: [20]
Obviously, you've made the banker real happy. His smile is like a Cheshire cat, expect he doesn't disappear. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: [imitates plane losing control and crashing to the ground] The plane has crashed, just like your offer! One hundred sixty thousand dollars!
$160,000
Alright, Joshua. There's the offer in front of you. If you say DEAL, it's yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up one more case.
So Joshua, while I try to make my way through all this shrapnel and broken glass left over from the plane and the riots ... DEAL or NO DEAL?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 15, 2008 23:21:06 GMT -5
Screw you, Banker! I'm going on, and whether you like it or not, I'm gonna win big! So what's the point in trying to make fun of me? I'm a big winner, so take that and shove it up your ass! NO DEAL!
#4. You can sit down now, Keltie.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 16, 2008 14:57:53 GMT -5
Case #4 ... Keltie!
Keltie: Hey, Wade, did you know I can belch the alphabet?
Wade: Which one?
Keltie: Does it matter?
Wade: Perhaps you could try the Greek alphabet! Ha-ha!
Keltie: Too bad Patricia isn't here to hear this!
[Keltie pops open a bottle of Extra Gassy Soda Pop (not a real soda) and drinks it all]
Keltie (belching): Alphabetagammadeltaepsilonzetaetathetaiotakappalambdamunuxiomicronpirhosigmatauupsilonphichipsiomega
Wade: Keltie, dump that fireman boyfriend of yours. I've just fallen head over heels in love with you.
Keltie: I've got no plans of dumping my boyfriend, Wade.
Kelly: Deeee-niiiiied!
Wade: [sarcastic] Gee, thanks a lot, Kelly. Keltie, please open your case.
$75,000
It's not the 400K, so you're okay.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 16, 2008 15:01:42 GMT -5
Available amounts: $50,000 $400,000
Case remaining: [24] Your case: [20]
Time for the banker's final offer. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: I'll just flat out say it. Two hundred twenty-five thousand dollars.
$225,000
There it is. The last offer of the game. If you say DEAL, the money is yours. If you say NO DEAL, I will then give you the option of whether or not you wish to switch cases.
If you do decide to switch cases, Kelly will give you her case and we will open her case. Otherwise, we will open your case.
So, what's it gonna be, Joshua? DEAL or NO DEAL?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 16, 2008 20:45:05 GMT -5
I'll just go all the way. I'm quite happy with $50,000. NO DEAL! I'm taking my case and whatever's in it home.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 16, 2008 21:12:29 GMT -5
All right, Joshua. You've decided to commit to your case. Hopefully, this will turn out all right for you.
Joshua, you're going home with ...
$50,000
And you came here with how much? Kelly, tell him.
Kelly: Bupkis.
Kelly, open your case. 24) $400,000
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 16, 2008 21:16:33 GMT -5
Here's the list of the all-time winners of my show: (there's just one, now)
1) Joshua: $50,000 (1 final case)
For my next game, Jill and Kelly will be sitting out this one. They will be replaced by Kendhal and Alison ,respectively.
This game is now open to anyone. Who's my next victim?
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Post by rakuten06 on Jan 16, 2008 21:27:24 GMT -5
I will *got up* play the game!
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