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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 5, 2008 18:51:53 GMT -5
Case #15 ... Brooke!
Brooke: Wade, I've got a confession to make.
Wade: Go ahead.
Brooke: I'm not wearing any ...
Wade; Brooke, the FCC has been invading enough DOND members as it is. Don't make Miranda come after me, too!
Brooke: I was going to say contacts. They just dropped out of my eyes,.
Wade: And rolled right under them like they were teardrops.
[Brooke tilts her head back and the contacts drop back into her eyes.]
Brooke: Thanks, Wade.
Wade: No problem. Open your case.
$400
Another low amount gone. Splendid!
Number 7 ... Sara!
Wade: Sara, what's that in your hand?
Sara: Youth pop.
Wade: Sara, put the drink down, act your age, and open your case.
$1
Alriiiiiiiiiiight!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 5, 2008 19:00:48 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $10 $25 $75 $100 $200 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $400,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Cases available: [1], [2], [3], [4], [11]. [12]. [14]. [16]. [17]. [18]. [22]. [24]. [25]. [26] Your case: [20]
Good round. Good round. Let's see how that helped you.
[ring] [Wade pushes banker speakerphone.]
Banker: I gotta hand it to you. That was an amazing round. Maybe a little too amazing. I'm convinced you're pushing it, Joshua. Do you think forty eight thousand dollars is enough for you to walk away?
$48,000
Well, Joshua, if you say DEAL, the money is yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up four more cases.
It's all on you, Joshua. Deal ... or No Deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Jan 6, 2008 2:08:48 GMT -5
I do not like the offer the Banker is giving me. Therefore, NO DEAL!
11, 16, 18 and 25.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 6, 2008 8:48:11 GMT -5
Case #11 ... Katie!
Katie: Do you like what you see?
Wade: Uh, yeah.
Katie: You didn't answer right away, did you, Wade? DID YOU!? I know when I've been insulted!
Therapist [whispering]: It's okay, Katie. Calm down. You'll get through this.
Wade: Yes folks, we have a therapist for situations like this.
Katie: I'm sorry I've been acting like a wigwam today. And I'm a teepee too.
Wade: In other words, you're two tents [tense]. Take a breath and open your case.
$10
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Case #16 ... Krissy!
Wade: What's a radiant redhead like you doing in a place like this?
Krissy: My job.
Wade: Well, put. Open your case.
$5,000
You might need a pilot's license soon, because you're flying through this board!
Case #18 ... Marisa!
Marisa: Try not to go near me. I have a very nasty cold. [deep cough]
Wade: That explains why all the other models moved as far away from you as they can.
Marisa: Mmm-hmm.
Wade: Take two aspirins and call your doctor in the morning. But for now, please open your case.
$10,000
That's still good, Joshua. You're still in it!
Case #25 ... Hayley!
Hayley: How's it hanging, Wade?
Wade: Hanging vizzle wizzy, sista.
Hayley [pauses]: I didn't understand a single word you said.
Wade: Sounds like my ebonics is a little wack. Open yo case.
$25
We got a playa!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 6, 2008 8:57:51 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $75 $100 $200 $1,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $400,000 $750,000 $1,000,000 Cases available: [1], [2], [3], [4]. [12]. [14]. [17]. [22]. [24]. [26] Your case: [20]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dee deedee deedeeeeeeee.
[ring] [Wade pushes banker speakerphone.]
Banker: You, my noble foe, are on the verge of giving me a migraine. Forget the aspirins, Wade. Getting rid of Joshua will cure my headache. As for the offer, Joshua, you'd be a fool not to take this offer ... one hundred sixty-four thousand dollars!
$164,000
What an amazing offer, Joshua! If you say DEAL, the money is yours! If you say NO DEAL, you must open up three more cases.
So, Joshua, the moment of truth? Deal ... or No Deal?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 6, 2008 20:05:27 GMT -5
I'll refuse for now. NO DEAL!
12, 16 and 17.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 6, 2008 20:34:02 GMT -5
Case #12 ... Jill! Jill: Joshua, I hope you go home with some money because you ...Wade: Need to buy himself a treat. I've heard that before.Jill: Where?Wade: Somewhere on the Net. Anyway, open your case.$.01Perfect! Absolutely perfect! Case #17 ... Jenelle! Jenelle: I seem to be feeling a little nauseous today.Wade: Don't tell me you ate the tuna.Jenelle: The tuna?Wade: The guy that made the tuna didn't know the mayonnaise was a week old.[Jenelle almost throws up.]Wade: Better open your case before you lose your lunch.[Jenelle peaks into the case and vomits]$750,000Not only did you knock about a big amount, but Jenelle ruined a $5,000 briefcase. Thanks a lot, Jenelle! Before we continue, Joshua, you already picked 16. You need to pick a different one. Cases available: [1]. [2], [3]. [4]. [14], [22]. [24], [26]
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 8, 2008 19:58:47 GMT -5
Joshua, you didn't forget me, did you?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 8, 2008 20:57:30 GMT -5
No, I didn't. Case 1, please.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 8, 2008 21:36:34 GMT -5
Case #1 ... Claudia!
Claudia: Wade, you will not believe what I did.
Wade: What did you do?
Claudia: I did a little stand-up comedy.
Wade; I know. I saw your performances, thanks to YouTube. What will you do next?
Claudia: I might consider polka.
Wade: Good for you, Claudia! I can see you now doing the Beer Barrel Polka.
[Claudia chuckles]
Wade: Before you pick up that accordion, I'd like you to open your case first.
$1,000
The game is jumpin'!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 8, 2008 21:47:25 GMT -5
Available amounts: $75 $100 $200 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $400,000 $1,000,000
Cases available: [2], [3], [4]. [14]. [22]. [24]. [26] Your case: [20]
Time for the banker to make his voice known.
[ring] [Wade pushes banker speakerphone.]
Banker: Nice to see you took out the $750,000! I'm quite impressed. At the same time, I'm also angry because you took out the penny as well! As for the offer, will one hundred seventy-two thousand dollars be enough for you to walk away?
$172,000
Alright, there it is, right in front of your face. If you say DEAL, that money is yours bar none! If you say NO DEAL, you must open up two more cases.
So Joshua ... Deal or No Deal?
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joshua
In The Audience
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Post by joshua on Jan 9, 2008 1:41:40 GMT -5
I hope I survive the round. NO DEAL!
26 and 3, please.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 9, 2008 15:07:38 GMT -5
Case #26 ... Lindsay!
Lindsay: Guess where I've been this morning?
Wade: I don't know. East Gibip?
Lindsay: How on Earth did you know that? I've got pictures of people and places in East Gibip.
Wade: I was being sarcastic.
Lindsay: Yeah? So was I. Actually, I went to a discount coffee shop and got some real coffee. I didn't have to know any fancy words or sizes to order their coffee. Ain't that great?
Wade: You gotta hook me up with this coffee shop. In the meantime, open your case.
$100,000
That shouldn't hurt.. I say that because the last offer was more than that.
And now, number case #3 ... Lisa!
Lisa: I've been learning German for a few days now, Wade.
Wade: Going to Germany, huh?
Lisa: Yeah. I think I got the language down pat.
Wade: Really? Let's say you're pleased to meet someone. What would you say to them?
Lisa: Ich freue mich, Ihre Unterwäsche zu treffen.
Wade: Nice. You just said "I'm very pleased to meet your underwear."
[laughs everywhere]
Lisa: Can I just open my case now?
Wade: You don't have to ask. Go right ahead.
$100
Another low amount bites the dust.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 9, 2008 15:14:06 GMT -5
Available amounts: $75 $200 $50,000 $75,000 $400,000 $1,000,000
Cases available: [2], [4]. [14]. [22]. [24] Your case: [20]
I have the banker on hold this time. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: This is getting very annoying. There are a lot of words I could say to you, but I'm too much of a family man to say them. Anyway, see this check? I'm writing it out to you now ... "To the order of -Joshua- in the amount of -two four five zero zero zero decimal point zero zero."
Now I'll sign this check if you take this amount, make like a tree and leave.
$245,000
Alright, Joshua, you've reached the point in the game where you need only open one case at a time, unless you accept this offer of $245,000.
If you say DEAL, the banker will hand you that $245,000 check. If you say NO DEAL, you'll have to open up one more case.
So what'll it be, Joshua? Deal or No Deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Jan 11, 2008 22:52:32 GMT -5
I would like to decline the offer.
Let's get rid of 14.
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