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Post by Mandoli on Oct 9, 2008 20:07:03 GMT -5
Here's the scoop: I'm making a syndicated version of my game.
If you want to play, post here. You get no say in what case you get, because I have randomly determined what case you will have.
The values in play are the same from the syndicated show.
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $1,000 $2,500 $5,000 $7,500 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $250,000 $500,000
So who's ready to try to win a half-million in bills? Step right up!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 10, 2008 13:47:31 GMT -5
Ready when you are.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 11, 2008 1:50:31 GMT -5
You've grown to love the orignal Deal or No Deal, but this time, it's Deal or No Deal shrunken down yet still vastly popular.
It starts with 22 people looking to play this game! And to help pick who's going to play for the money, we have Tameka and Patricia here. They're going to spin a wheel and drop a ball, and whatever the ball stops on will be the one playing for the cash. So ladies, do it whenever you're ready.
*Patricia spins the wheel while Tameka drops the ball. The ball bounces all over the place as the wheel starts to slow down. The ball seems to land on #14, in which Molly is excited. She jumps up and down in her spot, but the celebration is premature as the ball finally comes to a rest on #5.*
It looks like #5's going to play for the cash! Wade, that's you! Get on down here!
*Wade brings his case over to Mandy and stands behind the table. Mandy sets his case down in the usual spot.*
Wade, it's nice to have you on the show. Tell us a little bit about yourself before we get this game underway.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 11, 2008 15:11:54 GMT -5
Well, my name is William, and I have a very distinct attraction to potato chips and onion dip ... plus I have a very extensive music and video collection.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 11, 2008 21:46:58 GMT -5
Well, good to have you on the show. So you've been assigned case #5, which is yours to keep. Or you can exchange that case right now for whatever one you want.
If you don't wish to swap cases, I need five that you want to get rid of.
(Sending the list of values to the Banker, who will confirm to start the first round.)
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 11, 2008 22:28:45 GMT -5
I would like to swap cases.
Hmmm ... this may take a while for me to choose. ...
15.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 12, 2008 20:23:02 GMT -5
Okay, so we're going to swap cases!
*Patricia removes case #15 and brings it down to Mandy. She returns case #5 to the spot where case #15 was.*
You still have to give me five cases you're getting rid of. Let's start this game off right.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 13, 2008 13:53:14 GMT -5
Alright, I have no ideas who the names of these people are, but I know you'll be cheering me on.
4, 19, 8, 10 and 6.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 15, 2008 0:14:19 GMT -5
Alright, I have no ideas who the names of these people are, but I know you'll be cheering me on. (I'll give you the names of the people. And since this is the syndicated version, the names you see here will be here for this game and the next four games. Then I put in new names for the sixth game.) For the first game of this thread, we'll start with #4. That's Freda. How are you doing? Freda: Very great! Thank you for inviting me to play! Show me something little in that case for me, please. Open it up. $200Now that's how we start things up. Over to #10. Ollie, that would be you. Ollie: William, I hope I have a small value in this case, man. I wouldn't want to piss you off... Open the case for me, will ya? $300Not bad at all! Now over to #8. Vanessa, welcome to the show. Vanessa: Hi, Mandy! And hi, William! Here's hoping that we don't get the big bucks in here and gone so early. Show me the money! Sorry, wrong show. *blushes* Open the case. $1Perfect! Now up to #10. This will be Sarah. Good afternoon, Sarah. Sarah: I think I speak for the rest of the gallery when I wish you good luck. And I hope this isn't the half-mil. I hope it's not, either. Open the case, hun. $2,500Not bad. A good amount to get rid of. Now finally, back to #6. We welcome Naomi to the show. Naomi: Good luck, William! Nothing big, nothing big... Open that case. $7,500Not a bad way to start the game off!
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 16, 2008 13:37:46 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $1,000 $2,500 $5,000 $7,500 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $250,000 $500,000
Selected Case: [15] (switched from #5)
Cases Remaining [17] [18] [20] [21] [22] [12] [13] [14] [16] [7] [9] [11] [1] [2] [3] [5]
*The phone rings, and the room goes immediately silent.*
If you've played along with the main game I host, then you know that this is the time where the big man upstairs gets a crack at you. Unlike the show you see on television, however, we don't pick up the phone to talk to him. We press a speakerphone button that's right here. Beats having someone break the phone, doesn't it?
*Mandy presses the speakerphone button.*
Banker: So this punk likes to think he's got his act straight. You know, I have Satan here ready to take a gnaw out of him if he gets too cocky. Offer? Okay... $61,000. But only because Satan is hungry and will take a bite out of Will's hide.
Well, that's really pleasant. The ugly little runt is ready to attack. You know the drill. You walk out of here with the cash right now and make the devil a happy man. Or you can say no deal to the dollars, which will force you to open five more cases. You think you know what you're going to do? Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 16, 2008 20:20:54 GMT -5
I'll just flat out say it. No Deal!
My next five case choices: 13, 18, 3, 14 and 2.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 18, 2008 23:52:15 GMT -5
Let's do this all over again! To #13 we go! That's Cameron.
Cameron: That was a great first round there. Here's hoping that the streak of low amounts gone continues.
I'm hoping that's the case as well. Speaking of cases, open yours for me.
$1,000
Awesome! Now over to #18 for Paulina.
Paulina: *says something in Spanish that Mandy doesn't get the first time*
I'm hoping that she said that she hopes she doesn't have anything six-figures in there. Open the case?
$10
That's exactly what we're looking for! Down to #3. Justin, that's you!
Justin: I'm a Spanish major. She said that if she had the penny, she was going to strip.
Are the nudists from the colony looking to play the game? Oh, crap. Justin, open that case.
$5
Perfect! #14's next. Oh, Molly?
Molly: Damn. I was so hoping to come on down and play. I hope this value doesn't make me sad that I wasn't picked.
I hope that's not the case, either. So go ahead. Open your case.
$500
More good values off the board! Finally, back down to #2. Jasmine closes the round.
Jasmine: I want this amount so low, the Banker's going to have to kiss my arse after the round's over.
The Banker might want to pucker up. Prove that we're getting some arse-kissing by opening the case.
$25
*starts singing* Why don't you kiss, kiss this... And I don't mean on my rosy red lips...
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 21, 2008 15:25:01 GMT -5
1¢ $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $1,000 $2,500 $5,000 $7,500 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $250,000 $500,000
Selected Case: [15] (switched from #5)
Cases Remaining [17] [20] [21] [22] [12] [16] [7] [9] [11] [1] [5]
Previous Offers Round One: $61,000
*A loud barking sound is heard while the phone rings. Mandy presses the speakerphone button.
Banker: Down, Satan! Good dogs are so hard to come by nowadays. Satan can smell fear. Unfortunately, he can also smell what you'll do in your pants when I give you my next offer. Do you know how I know you're afraid? You've done well, but the lucky streak can't last forever. You and I both know it. $137,000!
Whoa. That's a nice offer. So now what are you going to do? Take the money and run, or open four more cases. Simple as that. Okay, decision time. Deal? Or no deal?
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Post by wadesimmiser on Oct 22, 2008 13:54:33 GMT -5
Oh, dear, I thought this was clean. Anyway, NO DEAL!
My next picks: 7, 21, 9 and 17.
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Post by Mandoli on Oct 24, 2008 0:13:17 GMT -5
Four cases, then? Okay. And I'm sorry about this not being clean all of a sudden. I didn't know that the nudists were coming into play! Okay, #7. We welcome Steven to the program. Thanks for coming.
Steven: I hate to admit it, but you'll eventually start getting all of the bigger amounts now that you're on a hot streak.
Don't say that, man. Just open the case for me.
$10,000
Whoo. Here comes the pain. Okay, to #21. Luis, help us out here.
Luis: *says something in Spanish that Mandy can't translate*
Justin: He said that he hopes lightning doesn't strike twice.
Oh, thank you. Man, open the case for me.
$75,000
This can't be happening. #9... Keegan. Help us out.
Keegan: Man, Will. I hope your luck turns around with whatever's in this case.
I hope it's a low amount. Open it for me.
$50
Now that's a nice change of pace! Finally, to #17. Matthew?
Matthew: This round has sucked lately. I wouldn't want to be the one who's holding the half-million now.
I would hope you don't. But open your case.
$100,000
I have a feeling we're not seeing a good offer this round.
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