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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 10, 2008 20:17:10 GMT -5
Case #3 ... Sommore!
Wade: What have you been up to?
Sommore: I did Def Comedy Jam and Showtime at the Apollo.
Wade: Cool. Open your case.
$200,000
Not funny. Not funny at all.
Case #6 ... Traci Bingham!
Wade: Traci, is it true you were on a show in the U.K.?
Traci: Yes, Wade, it is. Celebrity Big Brother. They kicked me out on the final night.
Wade: Please open your case.
$25,000
Adequate.
Case #9 ... Adam Carolla!
Adam: Hi!
Wade: Hi, Adam. I heard you started your career at McDonald's?
Adam: Well. I only made a few bucks there.
Wade: Imagine that. Adam worked at McDonald's and looked how he turned out. A superstar! Open your case.
$500,000
That sucks ... bad!
Case #12 ... Mr. Hansen!
Chris: So you host a show, huh? Please have a seat.
[Wade sits down.]
Chris: According to this chat log, you said you wanted the models to ... I can't read the rest of it. Stupid copier!
Wade: I think you have Neko's chat log.
Chris: Let me introduce myself. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline: NBC and I'm doing a report on predators luring teens online for sex. If there's anything you have to say, you're free to go.
Wade: Well I can't leave, but I do have something to say. Open your case.
$75
Looks like we caught another small amount. ;D
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 10, 2008 20:25:29 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $300,000 $400,000 $750,000
Cases available: [1]. [2]. [4]. [5]. [7]. [8]. [11]. [14 through 18]. [20 through 26] Your case: [13]
As we have celebrity caseholders, we also have a celebrity banker. No it's not Donald Trump. It's better than Trump. He used to be the Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve. Please welcome, Mr. Alan Greenspan! [pushes speakerphone button] Good evening, sir!
Greenspan: Good evening, Wade. Good evening, Matt. I would like to propose my first offer. The offer is nine thousand dollars.
$9,000
If it sounds fair to Alan, it should sounds fair to me. But does it sound fair to you?
Matt ... Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Feb 11, 2008 14:36:15 GMT -5
um NO DEAL!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 11, 2008 15:45:42 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you. Since you said NO DEAL, you must now open up five more cases.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 12, 2008 15:38:09 GMT -5
Okay, I'm gonna put your game on hold. I'm signing up for Ryan's game.
It's a little too much work to play a game and host a game at the same time.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 19, 2008 18:11:23 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, our celebrities have left the building. The remaining spots will be filled by our models once again. They didn't like the idea of them being replaced by celebrities as they believe they are celebrities in their own right. It's much easier to use the models. We will, however, retain Mr. Greenspan for the rest of the game. It's not like he has anything better to do. Without further ado ... Ladies ... please ...Hello, ladies. Ladies: Hi, Wade!Now, let's set up the board and cases once again. Available amounts:$.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000$50,000 $75,000$100,000 $300,000 $400,000 $750,000Cases available: [1], [2], [4], [5], [7], [8], [11], [14 to 18], [20 to 26] Your case: [13] You have five more cases to open. Let's hear the numbers, Matt.
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Post by mcwoods85 on Feb 19, 2008 23:25:01 GMT -5
21-25
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 20, 2008 14:57:48 GMT -5
Case #21 ... Tameka!
Tameka: Wade, you gotta do us all a favor.
Wade: What's that?
Tameka: From now on, only we do this job. Don't go getting some strangers doing our jobs for us. Understand?
Wade: Yes, I understand. Please open your case.
$5
Nicely done.
Case #22 ... Lianna!
Wade: Lianna, hello?
[Lianna doesn't speak.]
Wade: Please open your case.
$10,000
Very nice.
Case #23 ... Aubrie!
Aubrie: I heard there's this guy named Tommie that's showing films of all of us.
Wade: I've seen all of them so far.
Aubrie: Tell Tommie I said hi next time you see or hear from him.
Wade: I will. Open your case.
$75,000
A tiny pinch.
Case #24 ... Kelly!
Kelly: I thought you got rid of all the celebrities.
Wade: I did.
Kelly: Then why is Alan Greenspan still here?
Wade: You guys only told me that only you would do the cases. You said nothing about the banker. Take it up with him.
Kelly: I will ... after I open my case.
$1
Brilliant!
Case #25 ... Hayley!
Hayley: I did it. I finally got around to giving my hair some highlights. [points to hair on head]
Wade: Thank you for clearing that up. Please open your case.
$400
VC!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 20, 2008 15:05:21 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $10 $25 $50 $200 $300 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $50,000 $100,000 $300,000 $400,000 $750,000
Cases available: [1], [2], [4], [5], [7], [8], [11], [14 to 18], [20], [26] Your case: [13]
Alright, it's time to hear from Mr. Greenspan. [pushes speakerphone button] Mr. Greenspan, we're ready.
Banker: Mr. Greenspan!? Who gave you the right to replace me with some old guy? Never mind that fact that he was the Federal Reserve. The point is he's old. I'm younger than him. Never do that to me again! EVER!
Alright, Matt, on to you. I have thirty-two thousand dollars for you. Take it and leave.
$32,000
Thirty-two grand, Matt. If you decide not to accept it, you must open up four more cases.
So, Matt ... Vas ... or No Vas?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Feb 20, 2008 23:35:25 GMT -5
Um I want an offer from Greenspan not that old penny pinching coot!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 21, 2008 14:49:01 GMT -5
Hate to break it to you, but the banker ousted Mr. Greenspan.
So again I ask ... [ring]
Wait! The phone is ringing!
Mr. Greenspan: That'll teach that man to try to mess with me. Anyway, forget about that offer. I'm willing to offer you thirty-six thousand dollars!
$36,000
Well, Matt. Looks like Mr. Greenspan owns the banker now. I want to remind you, Mr. Greenspan that you'll only be allowed to stay for this game only.
Mr. Greenspan: Okay.
There you have it, Matt. He managed to scoop up an extra four grand on top of the banker's original offer.
Now, I must ask you ... Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Feb 22, 2008 16:16:46 GMT -5
thank you very much Mr. Greenspan but still No Deal!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 22, 2008 17:06:47 GMT -5
As I mentioned above, and I should've mentioned again, you must now open up four more cases. Please select them now.
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Post by mcwoods85 on Feb 23, 2008 23:16:45 GMT -5
14-17
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 24, 2008 8:59:55 GMT -5
Number 14 ... Pilar!
Pilar: Does anyone know about Humpty Dumpty?
Wade: Of course. All the king's horses and all the king's men ...
Pilar: Someome told me they had eggs for breakfast ... and they thanked Humpty Dumpty for it.
Wade: Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Pilar: He may have had a great fall, but boy would he taste good. Sunny side-up or overeasy?
Wade: Before you fire up the burner, open your case.
$750
Quote the words of Campbell's ... Mmm, mmm, good!
Case #15 ... Brooke!
Brooke: I was upset at my little pup. Always misbehavin'.
Wade: Enlighten me.
Brooke: I 'ate his eyes. I 'ate his legs. I 'ate the dog food I have to serve.
Wade: I can't believe you would .... wait .... oh, you HATE him!
Brooke: Yes, I hate him. What did you think I meant?
Wade: I dunno. I'm sure the dog needs time to adjust.
Brooke: I also 'ate the stuff he leaves behind me. [pauses] You heard me!
Wade: Please open your case.
$10
Two down, two to go!
Case #16 ... Krissy!
Krissy: It rained this morning and my hair got wet.
Wade: That's what happens when you don't have an umbrella.
Krissy: Not up there. The hair on my ...
Wade: Krissy, stop right there. Open your case.
$500
So cool!
Case #17 ... Jenelle!
Jenelle: My computer's acting up.
Wade: How's that?
Jenelle: I log on the Seven Dwarf's site today on the Internet and my computer screen suddenly goes snow white!
Wade: I'll have Doc check it out. Open your case.
$50
The perfect model round!
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