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Post by rakuten06 on Feb 6, 2008 21:32:31 GMT -5
NO DEAL! 9, 16, and 22, please!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 6, 2008 21:42:21 GMT -5
Case #9 ... Patricia!
[Patricia flexes her fingers.]
Wade: Open your case.
$25
Now we're talking!
Case #16 ... Krissy!
[Krissy sneezes.]
Wade: Bless you, Krissy. Open your case.
$100
;D ;D ;D
Case #22 ... Lianna!
Lianna: I watched that old Army commercial that says, "We do more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day.
Wade: I watched it, too.
Lianna: But what do they do after 9 a.m.?
Wade: Probably go back to sleep.
[boos]
Wade: I didn't realize people from the Army are in the audience. Lianna, open your case, please.
$1,000
WOW!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 6, 2008 21:48:41 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $10 $50 $10,000 $100,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000
Cases available: [2], [6], [10], [12], [15], [20]. [26] Your case: [17]
The banker is very upset. Duh! [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: Of course I'm upset. Look at what he did. He's taking this board away from me. I'm suddenly at your mercy, rakuten. Take one hundred eighty-five thousand dollars and bring this disaster of mine to an end!
$185,000
What do you think, now? $185,000 or two more cases to open.
It's all on you, rakuten. Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Feb 7, 2008 6:47:34 GMT -5
NO DEAL! 10 and 20, please go low!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 7, 2008 15:47:44 GMT -5
Case #10 ... Anya!
Anya: Ow!
Wade: What's wrong?
Anya: I think I stubbed my big toe.
Wade: On what? You're on a stage.
Anya: Have you ever stood in one place holding a case for hours on end?
Wade: Not really. I'm sure the Vaseline should make up for it.
Anya: Hate to break it to you, but it doesn't work as well as it should. And while I'm at it, I gotta get some Preparation H for my ...
Wade: Too much information, Anya. Please open your case.
$50
Sweet mother of Moses!
Case #20 ... Aliké!
Aliké: I have bad news.
Wade: What's wrong?
Aliké: I was walking by a house that had a rock pushed against it.
Wade: Don't tell me you moved the rock.
Aliké: Mmm-hmm. And then ...
Wade: Was there anyone inside?
Aliké: Yes. Some crazy lady began yelling gibberish and throwing cats at me.
Wade: Hope there's enough catnip. Open your case.
Aliké: I'm so sorry.
$750,000
Someone gouge out my eyes! [shadow=red,left,300]Would you still be happy with $500,000?[/shadow]
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 7, 2008 15:54:25 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $10 $10,000 $100,000 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [2], [6], [12], [15], [26] Your case: [17]
That round hurt a little bit. The banker might feel a little happy about this. Let's see what he has to say. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: Ah-hah. Bad luck finally caught up to you. A little piece of your dignity has bailed. If you want to retain what's left, take one hundred fifty-six thousand dollars and show yourself the door.
$156,000
A considerable drop.
Alright, rakuten, we are now at the point in the game where you need only open one case at a time. You can either take the 156 grand or open one more case.
What will you choose? Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Feb 8, 2008 7:35:48 GMT -5
NO DEAL! 12, please!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 15:42:00 GMT -5
Case #12 ... Jill! Wade: Alright, Jill. Open your case.[Jill clears throat.]$100,000You're safe.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 15:50:01 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $10 $10,000 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [2], [6], [15], [26] Your case: [17]
Let's hear the banker's screaming voice now. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: Rakuten, we need to talk. I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown here. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease .... take one hundred eighty two thousand dollars and leave!
$182,000
Alright, rakuten, you have a 40% chance of walking out of here with at least $400,000. Just some food for thought.
Also, if you decide to move on, you gotta stay away from those two big amounts in red. Knocking them out will cause the next offer to drop.
Of course you can avoid all this and take the $182,000 offer ... or say No Deal and open one more case.
Is this offer Acceptée or Refusée?
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Post by rakuten06 on Feb 8, 2008 18:49:00 GMT -5
Refusee! *slams down the box* Oh my god! *sits down* hmmm.... 6, please!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 18:59:07 GMT -5
Case #6 ... Megan!
Megan: The way rakuten slammed down that case really turns me on.
Wade: It's called confidence. Open your case.
$.01
Behold! The penny is gone!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 19:08:38 GMT -5
Available amounts: $10 $10,000 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [2], [15], [26] Your case: [17]
I'm afraid to press that button on the speakerphone, but I have to do it. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: I am this close to a heart attack ... and a stroke! I'm already suffering a nosebleed, an upset stomach and a headache. Spare me and save me a trip to the hospital by taking two hundred thirty thousand dollars and leaving!!!!
$230,000
I'm surprised the Banker isn't suffering a terminal illness. If he is, we wouldn't have much of a game. Of course, we can always hire another banker.
All kidding aside, in front of you sits the highest offer of your game. Turn this down and you must open one more case.
It's all on you, rakuten. Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by rakuten06 on Feb 8, 2008 20:09:44 GMT -5
I have 50% chance of getting at least $400,000 in my case, also I have a safety net, so... NO DEAL *slams down the box* I intend to give the banker a heart attack the same way I give Joshua's banker, so... 15, please go low!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 20:15:21 GMT -5
Case #15 ... Brooke! [Brooke spits into hands and rubs them.]Wade: Brooke, what are you doing?Brooke: I'm rubbing my hands.Wade: Why?Brooke: Because I can.Wade: Once you're done rubbing your hands, open your case.$10,000Such a wonderful feeling.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Feb 8, 2008 20:25:02 GMT -5
Available amounts: $10 $400,000 $500,000
Cases available: [2], [26] Your case: [17]
Oh my, is that a tear coming out of your eye, rakuten? Must be a tear of joy. The banker's got tears of his own, but they're not the good kind. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker [sobbing]: Please let me live. Take three hundred fifteen thousand dollars and leave. Please, for the love of Howie, go!!
$315,000
And to think, he was complaining of pains all over his body. Now he's in a very deep depression. And it's all your fault. ;D
You have a 1 in 3 chance of having $500,000 in your case!!
$315,000 or one more case, rakuten. Deal ... or No Deal?
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