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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 23:30:33 GMT -5
Alright, you're locked in with fourteen. Let's see the house's down card... It's a Jack of Spades. The dealer must hit with fourteen. If the dealer gets a three, four, five, six or seven, you lose. If it's an eight or higher, you win. The next card for the dealer is... A Nine of Spades! The dealer busts with 23. Congratulations, Neko! You won $27,000 with that hand, bringing your winnings for this game up to $38,500! Well done! * * * * * Time for the Case Shuffle.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 14, 2007 18:29:31 GMT -5
I'd like to play again. Let's hope the million is in my hands this time around.
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alexseth
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The ultimate expert at psyching contestants..and being sexy at the same time!
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Post by alexseth on Mar 14, 2007 18:50:33 GMT -5
I'll play please! It's my first time.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 14, 2007 21:03:34 GMT -5
Alex, you can go after Josuha. *nods* Speaking of which, Josh, it's your fifth game. So you're not playing for a million dollars. You're probably thinking, "What?!" Well... You're playing for FIVE MILLION DOLLARS, WITH THE FIVE TIMES BOARD! $.05 $5 $25 $50 $125 $250 $375 $500 $1000 $1500 $2000 $2500 $3750 $5000 $25,000 $50,000 $125,000 $250,000 $375,000 $500,000 $1,000,000 $1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,500,000 $3,750,000 $5,000,000 Pick the case with five million in it.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 15, 2007 0:26:09 GMT -5
Well, five and five make ten, and J is the tenth letter of the alphabet. So, I will go with 10!
And as for my cases: 2 6 8 15 14 and 26
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Post by Shelly on Mar 15, 2007 23:00:57 GMT -5
Come on down, Anya! (Upon presenting the case, she gives Josh a little smooch on the cheek.)
And now for the first six to open! We're starting with Stacey and #2. Let's get this started out right. Open your case.
$3,750
Alright! ;D
Our next one is Meghan at #6. How's the Battle of the Megans going?
Meghan: They made up and went to Aruba to play poker. They're probably talking smack about all of us now.
Lucky gals. Open your case.
$1,500,000
Well, it's not a total loss; you've still got four seven-figure numbers up there.
Let's move on to #8 and Pilar. I love how you've got your hair draping across the front like that.
Pilar: Me too!
As for your case?
$.05
Even sexier!
Your next choice was Bonnie-Jill with #15. Let's see if she'll come through for you. Open your case.
$1,000,000
In the regular game, this would royally suck. But on a five-times board? Not so much.
To Bonnie-Jill's right is April and #14. Let's get back to opening lower numbers, shall we? Show us what's in your case.
$1,500
Excellent!
Last for this round is Lindsay with Case 26. Are you wearing tube socks?
Lindsay C: Yes, I am!
I don't know about that, girlie. How about opening your case?
$375,000
Not great, but not bad, either.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 15, 2007 23:11:27 GMT -5
Selected Case: 10
Values
$.05 $5 $25 $50 $125 $250 $375 $500 $1000
$1500 $2000 $2500
$3750 $5000 $25,000 $50,000 $125,000 $250,000
$375,000 $500,000
$1,000,000
$1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,500,000 $3,750,000 $5,000,000
Cases 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | XX XX | XX | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 07 | XX | 09 | XX | 11 | 12 | 13 01 | XX | 03 | 04 | 05 | XX
Offers n/a
* * * * *
But even with the five-times board, there's still the Banker. (Phone rings.) Speak of the devil. (Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker: I hate that board. I hate Pilar's hair. I hate that you're back. I want you gone. $62,000.
Offer ~ $62,000
If you say DEAL, $62,000 is yours; and we'll see about getting all the models to have secksee hair like Pilar's. If you say NO DEAL, you've gotta open five cases.
So... Deal or no deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 16, 2007 15:29:05 GMT -5
NO DEAL! Give me 21, 16, 11, 12, and 5!
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Post by Shelly on Mar 16, 2007 22:00:48 GMT -5
We're starting with #21 and Tameka this time. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't like that long wig on you.
Tameka (taking her wig off): 'Salright; I didn't like it, either. (She tosses it behind her.) Let's see if I've got a good number in here.
$50,000
Yep, that's actually pretty good with this board.
Down to #16 and Kasie. Now, see, the long hair suits you.
Kasie: Aw, thanks!
But now you've got to open your case.
$25,000
Again, not bad with this board.
Let's see if Katie and #11 can keep this going for you. Hey, are you burning a bunch of Illini jerseys?
Katie: Yeah. I couldn't find any Virginia Tech ones to burn; or else, I'd burn those.
Well, take a second to open your case, huh?
$250
Awesome!
Next door is Keltie and #12. How come your hair is still the same length?
Keltie: The long hair just wasn't working for me. Besides, I like this length.
Point taken. Open your case.
$25
That more than makes up for it.
Last for this go-around is #5 and Ursula. I see you didn't get your hair lengthened, either.
Ursula: Nah. I looked as bad with it as Keltie did.
Open your case.
$2,000
Yeah!
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Post by Shelly on Mar 16, 2007 22:05:04 GMT -5
Selected Case: 10
Values
$.05 $5
$25 $50 $125
$250 $375 $500 $1000
$1500
$2000 $2500
$3750 $5000
$25,000 $50,000 $125,000 $250,000
$375,000 $500,000
$1,000,000
$1,500,000 $2,000,000 $2,500,000 $3,750,000 $5,000,000
Cases XX | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | XX XX | XX | XX | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 07 | XX | 09 | XX | XX | XX | 13 01 | XX | 03 | 04 | XX | XX
Offers * $62,000
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(Phone rings. Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker: Words can't express my disgust right now. $148,000. Get out of my sight.
Offer ~ $148,000
Talk about succinct! Anyway, if you say DEAL, $148,000 is yours; and...well, I'm not sure what will happen. If you say NO DEAL, four more cases have to be opened.
So... Deal or no deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 17, 2007 1:47:51 GMT -5
Nice offer! But I can't take it. NO DEAL! Open up 22, 23, 24, and 1, please.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 17, 2007 19:51:46 GMT -5
Let's see what happens, then! First is #22 and Donna. Sexy green swimsuit you've got on there. Donna: Thanks. Sonia made it for me; she did a great job.She did! Open your case. $2,500Very good! Let's see if Aubrie can keep this going with Case 23. Girl, is Heather dyeing your hair in green Kool-Aid. Aubrie: Yep!Heather, can you take a breather while Aubrie opens her case? $500Still goin' strong! And now for #24 and Jacquelynn. Holy crap; I can see virtually everything with that bodysuit on. Jacquelynn: I know; I love it!So what's in your case? $2,000,000Ouch. That's not great. Last for this round is #1 and Claudia. Let's end this round on a happy note, shall we? $5,000,000Guess not.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 17, 2007 19:56:24 GMT -5
Selected Case: 10
Values
$.05 $5
$25 $50 $125
$250 $375
$500 $1000
$1500
$2000
$2500
$3750 $5000
$25,000 $50,000 $125,000 $250,000
$375,000 $500,000
$1,000,000
$1,500,000
$2,000,000 $2,500,000 $3,750,000
$5,000,000
Cases XX | XX | XX | XX | 25 | XX XX | XX | XX | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 07 | XX | 09 | XX | XX | XX | 13 XX | XX | 03 | 04 | XX | XX
Offers * $148,000 * $62,000
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(Phone rings. Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker: Well, I feel better now. I still want you out of this game, though. $99,000.
Offer ~ $99,000
If you say DEAL, $99,000 is yours; and we'll drown the Banker in a vat of green beer that will progress his age. If you say NO DEAL, you have to open three cases.
So... Deal or no deal?
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 18, 2007 0:51:10 GMT -5
Dammit! Guess it wasn't meant to be this time around. But NO DEAL! 3, 4, 13, please.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 18, 2007 22:12:58 GMT -5
Well, don't feel too bad. You've still got a couple of biggies up there-- $2.5 million and $3.75 million. *nods*
But on with the case-opening, starting with Lisa and #3...and she looks like a ginormous Easter egg. You know Easter isn't for a few more weeks, right?
Lisa: I know, but...well, I'm really missing Sara right now. This is in her honour.
I'm not sure if I should consider that a nice gesture or a creepy one. Open your case.
$125,000
Not bad.
Next door, Kelly at #4 is looking a bit more normal...while chugging down the leftover green beer. Save some for the rest of us and open your case, will ya?
$50
That's better!
And then there's Leyla and #13. Are those red and green streaks in your hair? It's not Christmas!
Leyla: I know. But...it seemed like the thing to do. And by the way, it's orange, not red.
My bad. Open your case.
$250,000
Fair to middlin'.
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