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Post by Shelly on Mar 11, 2007 23:27:00 GMT -5
Let's see if Lindsay can start getting rid of the five-figure numbers for you.
Lindsay C: I hope so!
Open your case, girlie....
Lindsay C (peeking): Oh, no! I hate it when this happens!
$1,000,000
I hate it when that happens, too.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 11, 2007 23:29:15 GMT -5
Selected Case: 7
Values
$.01
$1
$5
$10
$25
$50
$75
$100
$200
$300
$400
$500
$750
$1000
$5000 $10,000 $25,000
$50,000
$75,000
$100,000
$200,000
$300,000 $400,000
$500,000 $750,000
$1,000,000
Cases XX | XX | XX | 24 | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | 10 | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | 05 | XX
Offers * $252,000 * $199,000 * $137,000 * $93,000 * $44,000 * $21,000
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(Phone rings. Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker Babe: Thank you! The banker's feeling a lot better now. Of course, he had to drop his offer. Let's see if $188,000 will do it for you.
Offer ~ $188,000
If you say DEAL, $188,000 is yours; and the wet t-shirt contest will start early! If you say NO DEAL, you have to open another case.
So... Deal or no deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 11, 2007 23:35:44 GMT -5
You're still too stingy. I have a 50/50 chance of leaving here with more than that! NO DEAL!
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 0:15:40 GMT -5
Let's see if Ursula can help us out. What do you think?
Ursula: I think the Banker is a greedy mutha. That's what I think. I hope I've got $10,000 in here.
Open your case.
$400,000
Eeep.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 0:18:59 GMT -5
Selected Case: 7
Values
$.01
$1
$5
$10
$25
$50
$75
$100
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$500
$750
$1000
$5000 $10,000 $25,000
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$500,000 $750,000
$1,000,000
Cases XX | XX | XX | 24 | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | 10 | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX
Offers * $188,000 * $252,000 * $199,000 * $137,000 * $93,000 * $44,000 * $21,000
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(Phone rings. Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker: Yes! You lost your safety net! Take $215,000 and GTFOOTG!
Offer ~ $215,000
If you say DEAL, $215,000 is yours. If you say NO DEAL, you have to open one more case.
So... Deal or no deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 12, 2007 1:10:42 GMT -5
You know what? I've chickened out too many times. I gotta try to get rid of at least one of the other two amounts. Get lost, Banker! NO DEAL!
I admit it, I suck at this game -- In fact, more than likely, I am the worst DoND player you've ever had. Probably in real life, the Banker would just fawn all over me, but just once I want to go all the way through. So I'll pick 24. Please don't be the $750,000.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 21:08:16 GMT -5
Now, I don't know about that. But methinks the Banker, IRL, would probably love you to pieces. I loathe that banker. Anyhoo, let's see if Jacquelynn can come through in the clutch. You know what Neko doesn't want to see. Jacquelynn: I know; and I hope it's in there. (She points to Neko's case.) Fingers crossed!Open your case. $10,000(The audience goes postal.)
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 21:10:14 GMT -5
Selected Case: 7
Values
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$5
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$500
$750
$1000
$5000
$10,000 $25,000
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$300,000
$400,000
$500,000 $750,000
$1,000,000
Cases XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | 10 | XX | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | XX | XX | XX
Offers * $215,000 * $188,000 * $252,000 * $199,000 * $137,000 * $93,000 * $44,000 * $21,000
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(Phone rings. Presses speakerphone button.)
Banker: Are you really that gutsy? I don't think you are. My final offer is $407,000.
Offer ~ $407,000
If you say DEAL, $407,000 is yours. If you say NO DEAL, I have a wee proposition for you.
So... Deal or no deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 12, 2007 21:25:10 GMT -5
I'm tempted. I probably should take the money and run like a coward... but that's the problem with me. I always run. You know what? I need some confidence. I got $25,000 locked up, not to mention a hot date with 8 of the models in a jacuzzi, possibly more, regardless and the Banker can't be happy about that. NO DEAL!
Anya, I love you but I gotta tell you something. This case has brought me a lot of luck so far and I may be a damn fool but I'm going to hold onto it.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 23:02:15 GMT -5
Alrighty then! You're winning whatever is in your case. Neko, your case holds...
$25,000
Anya, show him your case.
$750,000
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However! I'm not quite done yet. As you may remember, I mentioned this is the 21st mock game for me. Right now, I'm going to give you a chance to risk anywhere from ten percent to all of your winnings--$2,500 to all $25,000 of it--on a single hand of, well, twenty-one! First, I'd like you to tell me if you want to go for it, and--if so--how much you'd like to wager.
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 12, 2007 23:08:19 GMT -5
Screw it. $13,500.
P.S. I told you I was possibly the worst DoND player you've ever had. If you don't think so, name me one player who is.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 23:17:40 GMT -5
$13,500. It's usual Blackjack rules (house hits at 16 and lower, stays on 17 and above; you have the option to "double down"; Blackjack pays 3:2), except for two things... No surrendering, and no insurance will be offered if the house shows an Ace.
Now let's see what happens...
Your first card is an Ace of Diamonds! Then one face-down for the house. Your next card... Three of Clubs. You have 4/14. The up card for the house is a Four of Hearts.
What would you like to do?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 12, 2007 23:20:48 GMT -5
Can't keep a soft 14. Hit.
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Post by Shelly on Mar 12, 2007 23:22:06 GMT -5
And your next card is... ooh, a Jack of Hearts. You now have a hard 14.
Now what?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 12, 2007 23:24:43 GMT -5
(S-bomb). 14 is a crappy total, but if the dealer has a 4, chances are he's apt to bust. Let's say stand.
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