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Post by fandude on Jul 6, 2007 22:48:07 GMT -5
do eeeeeeett!
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Post by Kyranthia on Jul 8, 2007 20:44:54 GMT -5
Something tells me he has weird classmates... Darn you...now I'm getting ideas.
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Post by Shelly on Jul 8, 2007 22:36:17 GMT -5
LOL. *hands Laurie a crack pipe (nothing to smoke in there, though)*
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Post by Mandoli on Jul 9, 2007 11:34:34 GMT -5
Do I smell a blog entry in the future?
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Post by Kyranthia on Sept 18, 2007 18:23:43 GMT -5
Updated again. The Donald is a friend of his? Whaaa?
September 17, 2007 Donald T
Dear Viewer,
Due to a scheduling conflict, I wasn't able to make it back for the premiere, but obviously I covered things with the help of my good friend/colleague Donald T (my personal nickname for him).
And with all due respect to my fellow financier, I think my game play style is still unparalleled.
I do have to say I was a bit jealous of the amount of camera time Donald T got. I think I'll be talking to the producers about giving me a bigger presence.
The Banker
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Post by Kyranthia on Sept 24, 2007 17:58:17 GMT -5
I love this entry. Now THIS is how I pictured the Banker's response to the whole Trump thing to be!
September 24, 2007 Cold Calculation
Dear Viewer,
Many of you have asked how I felt about Donald Trump giving away some of his own money to the son of the player who bombed on the premiere.
I say good for Mr. Trump. He has a generous heart... and that is why he was only a temporary replacement.
My job requires cold calculation and ruthlessness. That's why they call ME, the Banker.
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Post by Shelly on Sept 25, 2007 20:14:48 GMT -5
^ Yep, that's more like it. *nods*
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Post by Kyranthia on Oct 17, 2007 18:15:46 GMT -5
Last week, the Banker wrote an entry in regards to Nick, the PA. (I posted about him in the General board.)
October 09, 2007 Nick the Model PA
It seems like many of you are wondering about the new blog from Nick the Model PA. Am I jealous? Do I feel threatened?
Let me answer that by just saying that he's "Nick the Model PA". Do you know what PA stands for? PA = Production Assistant. So Nick = peon.
The Banker
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Post by Kyranthia on Oct 29, 2007 17:22:40 GMT -5
Go fig...2 more new entries...
October 17, 2007 More Grief RE: Nick the PA
I cannot believe all the grief you people are sending at me regarding Nick the PA. I don't seem to "blog" as well as he does. He's more fun to read. He's more responsive.
Well, I am going to swallow my pride and go ask Nick for some advice. And I'll go do that just as soon as he's done washing my car.
The Banker
and
October 25, 2007 Special Offers
Greetings,
Regarding the special offers I sometimes make to the contestants, I do an extensive amount of research on the players I will be facing in advance of their games. It's not really that difficult to uncover people's weaknesses and fears. You people really are far too simple and obvious to be much of a threat. So easy to manipulate.
And you can all cut your whining about getting your chance to play. Not my department. Just be sure that if you are chosen; you will lose.
The Banker
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Post by fandude on Feb 8, 2008 19:01:30 GMT -5
No updates yet, but the only one so far is this.
December 12, 2007 You Sound Bitter
Hey "Jimmy",
Firstly, I can assure you that I am indeed the Banker not some page or production assistant.
Secondly, I hope you're 13 years-old or younger. Any adult calling themselves "Jimmy" is just pathetic.
Thirdly, you sound very bitter. I understand 10's of thousands of people try out for the show so there's just not room for every "Jimmy".
Fourthly, Happy Holidays.
The Banker
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Post by Kyranthia on Mar 12, 2008 15:34:20 GMT -5
We missed one...
November 20, 2007 Lunch
Hello,
There seems to be some talk about a Battle of the Blogs between myself and Nick the PA. Personally, I don't see how there can be any kind of battle when one of the sides in the fight is essentially unarmed. Where's the challenge of that?
Tell you what I will do. I'm going to invite Nick to lunch. I feel badly for him.
The Banker
Hmm, something tells me he didn't mean that one at all.
And the most recent entry:
February 18, 2008 Million Dollar Mission
Well, hopefully we can put this silly Million Dollar Mission to bed tonight. It's getting ridiculous. How easy do I have to make this game for you people? It's like playing squash against someone and agreeing not to use your arms. I mean, come on. If this lady can't win the million tonight, I might as well be facing off against a monkey.
The Banker
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Post by fandude on Mar 16, 2008 22:33:08 GMT -5
We missed this one.
March 13, 2008 I'm busy
Dearest Tim,
Unlike you, I don't have unlimited time in my day to post cute little messages. That said, I do read this blog (I'm contractually obligated to do so). I don't plan on hiring a monkey anytime soon, but if I do I'll be sure to keep you in mind.
The Banker
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Post by Kyranthia on May 4, 2008 20:01:34 GMT -5
Wow. Three entries in one month.
April 16, 2008 Spring Break Flunkies
I'd like to say a special hello to the fools at the Sigma Chi Fraternity who stole $128,000 from me on Wednesday, April 16th's show. You incompetents are a disgrace to higher education. I'm furious to know you'll be wasting my money on parties and other frivolities.
Your generation has absolutely no work ethic and you don't know the value of a dollar. I can't wait to watch you flounder in the real world after graduation. I despise lazy, spoiled college kids.
The Banker
April 18, 2008 Banker Response to Pathetic Blogger
I read EVERYTHING you post about me on my blog.
I'm particularly interested in the angry posting from "Marsha Marsha Marsha" on Friday April 18th. No offense, "Marsh, Marsha, Marsh" but just because I'm a Banker doesn't mean I'm to blame for people defaulting on home loans. I resent your derogatory, mean spirited comments. Some of us Bankers are good men. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!
One thing is clear from your emotional posting, "Marsha Marsha Marsha." I would CRUSH you in a game of "Deal or No Deal." You are the perfect example of an overly emotional woman. (You remind me of an ex-wife.) Emotional contestants always crash and burn in this game.
You did make one good point in your posting. I agree that I am a role model. Learn from me.
The Banker
April 22, 2008 I Salute You
Rarely do I ever feel humbled. But I've finally come across someone who makes even a man as important as myself feel small.
I'm talking about true American hero, Army Captain Joe Kobes, who appeared on last night's show and won $78,000. While I'm never happy to see a contestant leave with my money, I can honestly say there isn't a more deserving player than Captain Joe Kobes, who has put his life on the line in Iraq to defend our freedoms.
Thank you Captain Joe Kobes for your bravery.
The Banker
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Post by fandude on May 12, 2008 22:51:51 GMT -5
ex-wife? someone ACTUALLY MARRIED the banker?
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Post by Kyranthia on May 15, 2008 20:32:53 GMT -5
You know...the fact that he said 'an' rather than 'my' seems to imply he's been married more than once.
Oh and....the latest 2 blog entries:
May 06, 2008 Philippines Models v. American "Deal" Models
Note to American "Deal" Models: After watching Howie host the show in the Philippines and seeing their models, you American "Deal" models are really ungraceful. It's something to work on.
Because I care, The Banker
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May 09, 2008 Banker Good Deed
I'm tired of you bloggers insulting and ripping me to shreds on this site. Remember, contestants aren't OWED money just for showing up on "Deal." They have to EARN it.
Just to prove that I'm a good man at heart, this morning I gave a homeless family with a German Shepard, 73 cents. They were at a gas station near Culver City, where we shoot the show. I didn't have to give them money, but I did. So at least there's one grateful family and a dog that appreciate me!
The Banker
73 cents? Yeah, that'll do a ton of good.
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