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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 21, 2008 18:00:43 GMT -5
DEAL $25,000
Alright, rakuten! You are $25,000 richer! Congratulations!
Now, I was going to say "Had you said NO DEAL to that ...", but you've already chosen the order for the remaining cases.
First, let's open Case #26 ... Lindsay!
$500
And that final offer would have been ... $39,000!
Alright, you sold your case for $25,000. rakuten06, you made ...
$50
A spectacular deal!
Lauren, open your case!
$75,000
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 21, 2008 18:07:40 GMT -5
1) Joshua: $50,000 (1 final case) 2) rakuten06: $25,000 (1 deal)
Alright, this game is now open and ... [faint ring]
Hold on. Let me get the red phone.
Hello?
Guy on red phone: I just got off the phone with a popular celebrity's agent. He wants to know if you could have him be a model for one game.
Consider him on board.
By the way, what's his name?
Guy on red phone: [unintelliglble, then click]
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have a few announcements to make. 1) Jill and Kelly will be back in their regular spots. 2) Stacey will be stepping aside for our guest celebrity caseholder. I just got off the red phone with his agent.
Ladies and gentlemen, that celebrity is ...
[drum roll]
FABIO!
Fabio: Buongiorno, ladies.
Ladies: Buongiorno, Fabio!
[Suddenly the ladies move themselves towards Fabio.] Alright, ladies, back off now. I know he's irresistible, but we need to show some class, m'kay?
Hey, if Ellen DeGeneres can be a caseholder, why can't Fabio?
Alright everyone, who is the next player to grace us with his/her presence?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 26, 2008 13:59:02 GMT -5
I'll try Wade
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 26, 2008 15:27:02 GMT -5
Matt, right?
Alright, Matt, tell us a little bit about yourself. Fabio's been on his feet all week.
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 26, 2008 23:30:01 GMT -5
I'm 22 years old from Winston Georgia and I'm the rzone manager at toys r us!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 8:33:57 GMT -5
Hmmm ... I'm not sure what an rzone manager is, but I'll ... Oh, who cares? You're here for the game! I'm here to host it! Enough chit-chat. Let's start. In front of you are 26 models, Fabio included, each holding a case with a different amount of money put inside. Nobody knows what amounts are in what case as they were placed by a third party. We do know that one of these cases holds the top prize ... $1,000,000!...all the way down to one penny. Available amounts:$.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000$25,000 $50,000 $75,000$100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000Cases available: [1], [2], [3], [4]. [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], {10], {11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17]. [18], [19], [20], [21], [22], [23], [24], [25], [26] Your case: to be selected
There you go. Now it's time for you to pick a case. Hopefully it will be the case with the one million dollars in it. All right, Matt. Take a breath, think of a number, and pick a case.
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 27, 2008 15:35:11 GMT -5
I'll take Fabio's case
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 15:40:45 GMT -5
[audience boos]
Well, you didn't have to stay here very long. Wait, Fabio have something to say to you, Matt.
“È un piacere vederli qui. Il più bene di fortuna a voi, il mio amico.”
He says, "Money talks, my friend."
Alright, hopefully you'll cheer up the audience by picking the million dollar case. You have case number 2.
Now it's time to pick six more cases, Matt. Go!
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 27, 2008 18:10:58 GMT -5
21-26 I'm sry audience i was getting a vibe from Fabio!! Please don't boo me!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 18:39:18 GMT -5
Case #21 ... Tameka! Tameka: I hope you're happy, Matt. I hope you're happy.Wade: No need to take your anger out on Matt, m'kay? Open your case.$25,000Eeehhhh...
Case #22 ... Lianna! Lianna: Did you watch TV last night?Wade: Sure I did. What did you watch?Lianna: The TV. I think the antenna's not working.Wade: By this next time next year, you're gonna need a digital TV.Lianna: By then, I can stop feeding it carrots. You know, "rabbit ears"?[laughs, then applause] Wade [chuckling]: Please open your case.$300,000[whistling in a falling tone]
Case #23 ... Aubrie! Aubrie: I see you've decided on an interesting pattern. Either Claudia or Megan will have blisters on their feet.Wade: So much for foot insurance. Open your case.$500
Case #24 ... Kelly! Kelly: I went to Camp Granada last summer. It was horrible. Wade: How bad was it? Kelly: The lake's got alligators. One of the bunkmates got poison ivy and another has malaria. The camp is forming a searching party for another bunkmate. I think his name is Jeffrey.Wade: Thank you very much, Allan Sherman. Kelly will write out your royalty check as soon as she opens her case.$500,000Mother, father, kindly disregard that amount. I, on the other hand, cannot.
Case #25 ... Hayley! Wade: How is you, young lady? [Hayley gives a mad glare.]Wade: Dizzont diss me, woman! Open tizzy case![Hayley sighs.] $300Nicely done, my friend.
Case #26 ... Lindsay! Lindsay: Wade, can you do me a favor?Wade: Go ahead.Lindsay: Can you pick up my train ticket today?Wade: Sure. Just curious. Where are you going?Lindsay: East Gibip.Wade: Should've seen that coming. Open your case.$50,000And that ends this first round.
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 18:47:19 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $400 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $400,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Cases available: [1], [3], [4], [5]. [6], [7], [8], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20] Your case: [2]
Alright, I have Mr. Banker on hold. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: Rather uneventful round, so I have a rather uneventful offer. Thirteen thousand dollars.
$13,000
Alright, Matt, I know it's pointless, but I have to say it because it's my job. If you say DEAL, your wallet will be $13,000 fatter. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up five more cases.
So, Matt, we await. Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 27, 2008 20:52:34 GMT -5
NO DEAL! 3-7 keep em low!!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 21:49:42 GMT -5
Case #3 ... Lisa!
Lisa: Once I'm done, I'm visiting the tub.
Wade: As in your hot tub?
Lisa: Yep. I promise if this is a small amount, I'll "go native."
Miranda: The instant she does that, I pull the plug.
Wade: Mirenda's got the plug. Open your case. This may be the last time this show's on the air.
$1,000,000
[Miranda lets go of the plug Lisa leaves quietly with her clothes on.]
Case #4 ... Keltie!
Keltie: Can you believe this? The pipes at the church have busted as well.
Wade: First your house, now the local church! What have you done?
Keltie: I don't know. I saw a knob on the generator. The pastor asked me to turn the knob. And then ...
Wade: Oh my god!
Keltie: The pastor is sending me on a mission. They need water to bless.
Wade: And you have a case to bless. Open your case.
$10,000
Niiiiice.
Case #5 ... Ursula!
Ursula: I made a perfect dish today. A Korean kimchi gumbo!
Wade: An beautiful dish of Korean cuisine with a taste of New Orleans. My mouth is watering. I got to have the recipe. But open the case first.
Ursula: I'll prepare the food after I open this case. You will love it! I guar-awn-tee.
$10
Keep the dish warm, m'kay?
Case #6 ... Megan!
Megan: I got a new kitten today. His name is Snowball.
Wade: Snowball, eh? How's he doing?
Megan: Well, I tried to teach him how to swim.
Wade: I'll make the funeral arrangements for Snowball later. Open your case.
$75
Bravo!
Case #7 ... Sara!
Sara: I got a new toy. Talking Dolly!
Wade: Really? What did she say?
[Sara pulls the cord.]
Talking Dolly: The cow goes ... moooooo.
Wade: That's one weird doll, Sara. Put down little Dolly and open your case.
$1,000
The host goes .... Yaaaaaaayy!
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Post by wadesimmiser on Jan 27, 2008 21:57:17 GMT -5
Available amounts: $.01 $1 $5 $25 $50 $100 $200 $400 $750 $5,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $400,000 $750,000
Available cases: [1], [8], [9], [10]. [11], [12], [13], [14], [15], [16], [17], [18], [19]. [20] Your case: [2]
Matt, would you still be happy with $750,000? [pause] Alright, time to hear from the banker. [pushes speakerphone button]
Banker: I'd be really happy if Matt walked away with a penny ... maybe a dollar! Nah, definitely the penny! Anyway, let me show the door and take thirty thousand dollars with you.
$30,000
Alright, if you say DEAL, the 30 grand is all yours, no questions asked. If you say NO DEAL, you must open up four more cases.
It's all on you, Matt. Deal ... or No Deal?
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Post by mcwoods85 on Jan 28, 2008 4:47:05 GMT -5
no deal! 17-20 LOW LOW LOW LOW!!!
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