ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 19, 2007 0:24:44 GMT -5
Let's ride, Joshua!
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 21, 2007 22:35:49 GMT -5
Alright, Neko! Now, there are 20 hot girls and 6 attractive guys holding the cases, from a penny (un sou) to a half million dollars (un demi-million de dollars)!
$.01 $1 $5 $10 $20 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $15,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $125,000 $150,000 $200,000 $300,000 $500,000
Select the case that you think has that half million.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 22, 2007 21:39:29 GMT -5
Not sure... uh... 14.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 23, 2007 14:52:44 GMT -5
14. That would be Véronique. Bring it down!
Now, you know the drill. Pick six cases, and let's not try and open the half million.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 23, 2007 20:56:14 GMT -5
2, 5, 8, 15, 21, and 24.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 23, 2007 21:12:02 GMT -5
2. Laurence, ouvre la valise (open the case)!
$500
C'est magnifique, I guess you could say. To 5. Karine, ouvre la valise!
$15,000
Not too bad. We could've have hit something worse. To 8. That's Julia. Julia, ouvre la valise!
$1,000
Nice! Let's look for the sou (the penny). Is it in 15? Cécile, ouvre la valise!
$500,000
Uh, I guess not! Dommage (too bad)! But $300,000 isn't too shabby, no? To 21. That's a male model, Emmanuel. Ouvre la valise!
$100
Better. We close the round with 24. That's Marc. Marc, ouvre la valise!
1¢
There's the sou! Too bad we also knocked out the top amount.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 23, 2007 21:19:47 GMT -5
$.01 $1 $5 $10 $20 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $15,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $125,000 $150,000 $200,000 $300,000 $500,000
Cases: [1], [3], [4], [6], [7], [9], [10], [11], [12], [13], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20], [22], [23], [25], [26]
Previous offers: n/a
::phone rings:: This banker is bilingual, and unfortunately, he is just as insulting in English as he is in French. Let's hear the offer.
Banker: After hitting that top amount, I hope you'll be my partner in crime. Je t'offre 14 200$.
Joshua: $14,200 is yours if you press that flashing red button. But you open five more cases if you put down the lid. Deal...or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 23, 2007 21:34:28 GMT -5
14,200? Either you're kidding or you're a mucking foron. Read my lips: NO DEAL!
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 24, 2007 2:02:08 GMT -5
You can say in French for the Banker to "fous le camp," that is fock uff. As for you, you declined his offer of $14,200 (the offers have digits in the hundreds column, strangely enough). So, please select five cases that you'd like to eliminate.
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 24, 2007 12:56:09 GMT -5
1, 4, 7, 12, and 23
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 25, 2007 17:26:33 GMT -5
1. Monika, ouvre la valise!
$100,000
Wanna be careful, that's a big amount. To 4. Marie-Pier, ouvre la valise!
$1
I feel much better. On to 7. Christine, ouvre la valise!
$300,000
That happiness left as quickly as it came. Ouch. To 12. Gaiia, ouvre la valise!
$20
Okay, I think my happiness returned. Let's hope it's not temporary. 23. Tom, ouvre la valise!
$10,000
Okay, not too bad.
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 25, 2007 17:35:27 GMT -5
$.01 $1 $5 $10 $20 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $15,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $125,000 $150,000 $200,000 $300,000 $500,000
Cases: [3], [6], [9], [10], [11], [13], [16], [17], [18], [19], [20], [22], [25], [26]
Previous offers: 14 200$
::phone rings:: The offer is:
Banker: 18 600$.
Joshua: Exactly. Say No Deal, we open up four more cases. Or you can stop here and say Deal. $18,600 is all yours. Deal...or No Deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 25, 2007 19:47:53 GMT -5
Is the banker batty? I got a 40% chance of having more than that in my case? Hey banker... "fous la camp", and NO DEAL!
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joshua
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Post by joshua on Mar 25, 2007 23:02:04 GMT -5
::la téléphone sonne:: Well, I guess he has something to say.
Le Banquier: And "fous le camp" to you too!
(insert audience jeering here)
Okay, Neko, choose four cases.
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
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Post by ManekiNeko on Mar 25, 2007 23:25:57 GMT -5
Wow... unoriginal and annoying -- you're twice as bad as the Banker on the U.S. Deal or No Deal! By the way, Joshua, you do know that it's your turn on my game, right?
9, 10, 18 and 25.
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