ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 21, 2006 0:35:36 GMT -5
Alright... watch me pick off all six high amounts...
4, 9, 11, 16, 19, and 25, if it's not too much trouble. They're lovely and I'm sorry to see them go.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 21, 2006 21:35:20 GMT -5
Alright. We start with Marisa at #4. Show us what's in your case. $100That's not a high amount at all! We move over to #9 and Mel. Please open your case. $75Another low amount! So far, so good. Third is Katie at #11. Let's see what she has for us. $5Three for three on low amounts. Let's see if Kim at #16 can keep this going. What's in your case? $750,000Ouch. That's alright, though. $1,000,000 is still in play. Over to #19 and Jasmine. I hope we see a low number this time. Please open your case. $500,000That's not what we wanted! Last, but not least, is Yoi with Case #25. Let's see if she can turn things around for you. $750Yep, that's much better!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 21, 2006 21:42:32 GMT -5
Selected Case: 12 Values$.01 $1 $5$10 $25 $50 $75$100$200 $300 $400 $500 $750$1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000$750,000$1,000,000 Remaining Cases21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | XX | 26 14 | 15 | XX | 17 | 18 | XX | 20 07 | 08 | XX | 10 | XX | XX | 13 01 | 02 | 03 | XX | 05 | 06 * * * * * And now, of course, the banker's gonna call with an offer to try to buy your case for as little as possible...and try to get me to do something naughty in the process. You know he's a bit crazy like that. (Phone rings.) Hello?....Are you sure?....Yeah, okay. I'll tell him. (Hangs up.) He says he intents to black-belt ya tonight. Anyway, here's the offer... Offer: $13,000If you say DEAL, $13,000 is all yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open five more cases before a new offer can come in. So: Deal...or no deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 21, 2006 22:55:57 GMT -5
I don't know about the naughty stuff, that actually sounds pretty fun, but I think it's too early to take a deal... NO DEAL! While I'm at it, let me screw up some more. 2, 6, 15, 18 and 21.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 0:01:46 GMT -5
Hee! :biggrin: #2 is Stacey. Show us a tiny number, please! $10,000That's pretty good! #6 is Megan's case. Show us somethin' good! $.01I know you'll like seeing that! #15 is Jenelle. Let's keep this low-number thing going, huh? $25Awesome! #18 is the lovely Bonnie-Jill. Please open your case! $25,000Not bad. Last, but never least, #21--Tameka! Got a good number for us? $50,000Not great, but not bad, either.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 0:07:14 GMT -5
Selected Case: 12
Values $.01 $1 $5 $10 $25 $50 $75 $100 $200 $300 $400 $500 $750 $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $25,000 $50,000 $75,000 $100,000 $200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000 $750,000 $1,000,000
Remaining Cases XX | 22 | 23 | 24 | XX | 26 14 | XX | XX | 17 | XX | XX | 20 07 | 08 | XX | 10 | XX | XX | 13 01 | XX | 03 | XX | 05 | XX
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(Phone rings.) Hello?....Why should I give you a lap dance? You suck!....Oh, I'll tell him. (Hangs up.)
I swear; that banker is psycho. Anyway, here's the new offer...
Offer: $39,000
If you say DEAL, $39,000 is all yours. If you say NO DEAL, you must open four more cases before a new offer can come in.
So: Deal...or no deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 22, 2006 1:10:42 GMT -5
There are still 6 numbers up there that are bigger than that -- so I have a 40% chance of doing better. ::turns around and sings::
(Sung to "Meanstreak" by AC/DC)
~ You offer cents, your offers blow... You want me out of here and I just ain't gonna go... 'cuz you ain't givin' nothing... your offers kinda suck. I'm gonna say NO DEAL, and when I win, you're out of luck! ~
NO DEAL!
Four more, eh? 5, 10, 20, 23. ::crosses fingers:: Let's hope I don't completely screw this one up.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 22:36:27 GMT -5
#5 is Ursula. Please open your case.
$100,000
So you're not off to the greatest start.
#10 is Anya. Can you turn things around for us?
Anya: I'm gonna try!
Show us what's in your case.
$1,000
Much better!
#20 is Ingrid. Please keep it tiny!
$1
That's definitely tiny!
Lastly, #23 is Aubrie. Let's end this on a low note in a good way. Open your case.
$5,000
Excellent!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 22:40:24 GMT -5
Selected Case: 12 Values$.01$1$5$10 $25$50 $75$100$200 $300 $400 $500 $750$1,000$5,000$10,000$25,000$50,000$75,000 $100,000$200,000 $300,000 $400,000 $500,000$750,000$1,000,000 Remaining CasesXX | 22 | XX | 24 | XX | 26 14 | XX | XX | 17 | XX | XX | XX 07 | 08 | XX | XX | XX | XX | 13 01 | XX | 03 | XX | XX | XX * * * * * (Phone rings.) Hello?....What?....Not for you, I won't!....Yeah?....I'll tell him. (Hangs up.) Well, the offer went up a little bit more. Offer: $61,000If you say DEAL, $61,000 is all yours and I'll have the models give you a private party. If you say NO DEAL, you must open three more cases before a new offer can come in. So: Deal...or no deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
Posts: 416
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 22, 2006 22:44:11 GMT -5
Neko's analysis: There are still 5 cases left out of 11 that could hold more than that, so I have about a 45.4% chance of walking away with more than that, plus the big dog ($1,000,000) is still in play. I would love the private party with the models, because God knows they make me smile so much, especially the less they wear, but I wouldn't make this audience happy or myself happy unless I tried a little bit longer.
NO DEAL!
God help me... I'm going to knock out... 7, 14 and 26.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 22:49:38 GMT -5
#7 is Sara. I think Neko's a bit nervous.
Sara: Yeah, he is. I hope I have a tiny number in here!
I hope so, too. Please open your case.
$300,000
Ouch.
#14 belongs to April. Make it small!
$300
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Last is Lindsay with #26. What do you have for us?
$75,000
That's alright! You've still kept the million in play; that's all that matters!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 22, 2006 22:54:27 GMT -5
Selected Case: 12 Values$.01$1$5$10 $25$50 $75$100$200 $300$400 $500 $750$1,000$5,000$10,000$25,000$50,000$75,000$100,000$200,000 $300,000$400,000 $500,000$750,000$1,000,000 Remaining CasesXX | 22 | XX | 24 | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | 17 | XX | XX | XX XX | 08 | XX | XX | XX | XX | 13 01 | XX | 03 | XX | XX | XX * * * * * (Phone rings.) Hello?....Yeah, right....I'll tell him. (Hangs up.) Well, you knocked out one of the giant amounts, yet the million is still in play. The offer went up, but not by a whole lot. Offer: $76,000If you say DEAL, $76,000 is all yours and I'll have the models give you a private party. If you say NO DEAL, you must open two more cases before a new offer can come in. Keep in mind you have a 3/8 chance of having at least $200,000 in your case. If you keep the huge amounts in play, the next offer will go up. So: Deal...or no deal?
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ManekiNeko
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Dress Inspector for all 26 models
Deal... or No Deal?
Posts: 416
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Post by ManekiNeko on Apr 22, 2006 23:59:14 GMT -5
You know what? I came here with nothing, I know for a fact I won't leave with nothing, if nothing else, I'll get the undying respect of this audience -- besides that, there are still 3 big amounts up there and I only have to knock out 2 cases -- and the models with the party would be a good thing.
NO DEAL!
I hope I don't knock out the big dogs... 1 and 22. ::crosses fingers::
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Post by Shelly on Apr 23, 2006 22:22:18 GMT -5
#1 is Claudia. You heard what Neko said.
Claudia: I did; and I hope he doesn't either.
Alright. Please open your case.
$50
Claudia: That's definitely not a big dog!
And #22 is Julee. Let's keep 'em low! Show us what's in your case.
$400
Good round!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 23, 2006 22:28:09 GMT -5
Selected Case: 12 Values$.01$1$5$10 $25$50$75$100$200 $300$400$500 $750$1,000$5,000$10,000$25,000$50,000$75,000$100,000$200,000 $300,000$400,000 $500,000$750,000$1,000,000 Remaining CasesXX | XX | XX | 24 | XX | XX XX | XX | XX | 17 | XX | XX | XX XX | 08 | XX | XX | XX | XX | 13 XX | XX | 03 | XX | XX | XX * * * * * (Phone rings.) Hello?....Go get your own booze!....Yeah, I'll tell him. (Hangs up.) Well, you had an excellent round. As for the offer? *points up* It's on the way up. Offer: $121,000If you say DEAL, $121,000 is all yours, we'll go splash ice water on the dealer, and we'll drag him out to the desert to join Ryan Seacrap and Simon Scowel. If you say NO DEAL, you're now at the point where you'll be opening up cases one at a time in between offers. You've got a 50/50 shot of leaving with at least $200,000; and you can't knock out all three large amounts at once. So: Deal...or no deal?
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